Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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  • Brian Brandt

    If I jump up and run out of the wearing right now I can make it to the Ecuadorian embassy.

  • yetanotherjohn

    NYT: Proof that Trump is a space alien sucking the life force out of babies

  • yetanotherjohn

    So honey, how was your day?

  • Brian Brandt

    Calling Kathy Griffin – want to redeem yourself with the Democrats? Burn Comey at the stake.

  • Retired military

    I don’t know what is going on here but the best thing about it is that Hillary still isn’t president.

  • yetanotherjohn

    The Grinch who stole ‘Merry Comeymas’

  • Brian Brandt

    Yes, Mr. Comey, we got your resume and the parking lot shopping cart retriever position is still open.

  • yetanotherjohn

    What we have here is a failure to implicate.

  • yetanotherjohn

    How can you testify if you don’t have testicles?

    • fustian24

      The same way as before but in a higher pitch!

  • Brian Brandt

    James Comey – restoring the nation’s strategic reserve of late night comedian jokes.

  • Brian Brandt

    Russian ambassador: “Mr. Putin, are you worried about the Americanski Russia investigation?”

    Putin: “No, I’m just bummed out that all that stuff we got from the bathroom server to blackmail Hillary with is useless now.”

  • Brian Brandt

    One is a scheming, crafty Washington bureaucratic insider, and the other is . . .

    Oh, wait, there isn’t any other.

  • Brian Brandt

    Yeah, I was getting Botox shots in my eyebrows, but it hurt so I stopped half way through.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Slowly I turned…step by step…inch by inch…

  • Rock ThisTown

    Other than that, Mr. Comey, how was your trip to Capitol Hill?

  • cathymv

    Does this perjury indictment make my ass look fat?

    • Jeffrey Ostermiller

      It will when Bubba gets done with it!

  • stan25

    Those Jedi mind tricks did not work, like they did on Hillary and Loretta Lynch.

  • Paul Hooson

    At 6 foot 8, the Cavaliers just offered James Comey a contract as their new center. They’re trying to get back in the series…

  • Paul Hooson
  • Hank_M

    Is that my reputation leaving the room?

  • Vagabond661

    “I don’t care what you call me, I didn’t die in a plane accident today.”

  • James Comey cocked his eyebrow, his credibility and his career.

  • Mary Gehman

    “Guess I should have used a dandruff shampoo…”

  • Rick Adams

    Other than THAT, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?

  • RadiCalMan

    Draining the Swamp, one reptile at a time.

    Bait them with the Twitter and then reel them in!

  • RadiCalMan

    WWJEHD?

    (What Would J. Edgar Hoover do!)

  • RadiCalMan

    Guess what? Your new cellmate is going to be Reality Winner!

  • RadiCalMan

    “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt!”

  • RadiCalMan

    “Tho’ I’ve belted you and flayed you,

    By the livin’ Gawd that made you,

    You’re a better man than I am, Donald Trump!”

    – with apologies to Rudyard Kipling

  • RadiCalMan

    “Here, let me knock that chip off your shoulder for you!” – Donald Trump

  • stan25

    The clown car has already left the parking lot with Hillary, Loretta, Valerie and Barack.

  • RadiCalMan

    He got up yesterday morning thinking he was a Boy Scout and went home knowing that he couldn’t even qualify as a Tenderfoot.

  • RadiCalMan

    James Comey’s new book is titled “The Art of the Stooge”

  • RadiCalMan

    With public officials like this, who needs politicians!

  • RadiCalMan

    James Comes to the swamp, “Who’s next!”

  • RadiCalMan

    Deep State meet Deep Throat!

    It is sad to say that after 45 years, the upper echelons of the FBI are as politically corrupt as ever. The swamp has been there for a long time and we all have a long row to hoe, if we ever hope to be free of it.

  • Dead Man Walking

  • Paul Hooson

    “I’ll be back…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    Just when things were going good for the testimony by Comey, he decided to break the ice with some of Paul Hooson’s housefire jokes, then it went downhill…

  • Paul Hooson

    Presidential Administration Terminator Model T-3000?

  • 914

    Scotty: “Aye Captain’ I can’t remember?”

    Computer: “Answer is incorrect!”

  • Paul Hooson

    Top three things overheard that will scare some people:

    3.”Hi, I’m Bill Cosby!”….

    2.Oregon State University has a registered sex offender baseball pitcher…

    1. Former FBI Director James Comey is going to testify…

  • Retired military

    Impeachment?
    Easy Comey easy go

  • Mary Gehman

    “I don’t always drink beer…but when I don’t, I drink a ‘Comey-Kaze’…”

  • Mary Gehman

    “I waxed my eyebrows for this???”

  • Paul Hooson

    Gee, James Comey may not have proved any criminal wrongdoing, but Donald Trump hires a criminal defense lawyer regardless. Who is advising this guy? Curly or Moe?

    • Scalia

      Yes, evidence-free allegations are up your alley. You have a penchant for that. And, yes, it’s time for Trump to fight back with a high-octane attorney. You must be gnashing your teeth because Comey couldn’t tag Trump with a commie connection.

  • stan25

    Giving Trump the here I am big boy look.

  • Jeffrey Ostermiller

    Bad boy, bad boy. Whatcha gonna do. Whatcha gonna do when they Comey for you?

  • fustian24

    If Hillary is threatening your family in order to force you testify the way she wants, raise just one eyebrow.