Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Republicans and conservatives should shun Ann Coulter.
Representative Steve Scalise Shot and OPEN THREAD
  • Brian Brandt

    What has 18 legs and catches flys? A baseball team.

    What has 870 legs and can’t pass a budget? The House of Representatives.

  • Brian Brandt

    Pelosi: When’s the kickoff?

  • Brian Brandt

    The Republicans and the Democrats. The only two teams in baseball whose uniforms have elastic stretch waistbands.

  • Brian Brandt

    The Republicans put in Steve Bannon as the designated hater.

  • RadiCalMan

    They are all liars! You can tell because their mouths are open!

  • RadiCalMan

    Someone, please take this whole crew out to the dog track.

  • RadiCalMan

    The leaders of the swamp!

  • RadiCalMan

    This is the poster shot for term limits!

  • RadiCalMan

    Who would you pick first for your team?

  • RadiCalMan

    It reminds me of the old saying, “Less than Zero”.

  • Paul Hooson

    Paul Ryan: “I caught one of my page’s looking at a Gay porn site again, instead of working”.

    Mitch McConnell: “Why was he looking there? There’s nothing but junk there?”.

  • Rick Adams

    “How long has this dog fight been going on?” (with apologies to W.C. Fields)

  • The large mouth bass was standing between the large mouth alto and the large mouth tenor.

  • Paul Hooson

    Once Scott Scalise was out, some suggested to the baseball manager to send Paul Hooson in…

  • Paul Hooson

    What this vocal group needs is a Yoko Ono to break them up…

  • Paul Hooson

    The Tragic Misery Tour?

  • Rick Adams

    Daddy sang tenor
    Mama sang bass
    He makes dinner
    While she shaves her face
    Now what else do you want to know
    about the birds and the bees?

  • Paul Hooson

    Neighbors called animal control complaining about whining dogs disturbing their sleep, but it only turned out to be these guys rehearsing…

  • Paul Hooson

    “Rehearsal? We don’t need no stinkin’ rehearsal!”.

  • Paul Hooson

    Under-rehearsed?

  • Paul Hooson

    If you think this congressional baseball event is bad, then just wait for the congressional basketball game….Mitch McConnell calls himself “The LeBron James Of The Senate”…

  • fustian24

    If we vomit up semi-digested worms into those mouth holes, do you think they’d stop squawking?

  • Mary Gehman

    “…Kumbaya, my Lord…”

  • This picture was revealed after Carnac the Magnificent pronounced – What do you call six foul balls and a balk.

  • Paul Hooson

    The Star Speckled Bummer?

  • Paul Hooson

    FEAR AND LOATHING IN WASHINGTON….MAINLY LOATHING

  • Paul Hooson

    Oh Lord, It’s “Kumbaya”, oh Lord!

  • ajay

    coombya my lord coombya

  • Paul Hooson

    The game started with the president throwing out the first independent investigator…

  • cathymv

    Who let the Progs out……..

  • Joe_Miller

    Only Neville Longbottom appears to be aging well.

  • Rock ThisTown

    Admiral NoActBar, Princess BoTox, SchuBacca, and Luke NoWallBuilder.

  • Paul Hooson

    Nancy Pelosi makes a great umpire. She stands behind the base with no mask, just opens her big mouth and calls everybody out…

  • Shawn

    The D-Flats.

  • Retired military

    Ididnt know there was a big bass tournament this weekend