Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of June 16, 2017

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ included another round of swamp creatures. I added two more categories this week. One salutes the best use of the caption topic that has become a tradition during the early months of the Trump administration. The other is given to a caption that is a wee bit too edgy given how close it is to the event that inspired it. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (fustian24) – Taking a break from butchering the Constitution, they’re now attacking the Star Spangled Banner.

2) (cathymv) – President Donald had a swamp
And in that swamp were lying rats
with a back stab here and a innuendo there
here a rat, there a rat, every where a back stabbing rat,
Oh President Donald had a swamp
and in that swamp were liberal hacks
with a lawsuit here, and an impeachment there,
here a slug, there a slug, every where a slimy lying slug
Oh President Donald had a swamp

3) (Joe_Miller) – Pelosi wants to know why President Eisenhower isn’t here to throw out the first pitch.

4) (Rock ThisTown) – Admiral NoActBar, Princess BoTox, SchuBacca, and Luke NoWallBuilder.

5) (Vagabond661) – “Noooooooooooooooo”

6) (Paul Hooson) – It’s your parents sing Nirvana!

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Par4Course) – Thank God the Caption Contest doesn’t include audio.

Honorable Mention(s):

(Wild_Willie) – “What is the first letter of your favorite president?”

(Mary Gehman) –Don’t quit your day jobs…oh wait, you should quit those, too…

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(rodney dill) – This group obviously knows how to handle all the pricks in D.C.

Best Reuse of the Caption of Choice for the Trump Administration:

(Retired military) – I dont know exactly what is going on here but I know that Hillary still isnt President

The Too-Soon Award for this Week:

(Brian Brandt) – Steve Scalise thinks baseball practice is hilarious. It leaves him in stitches.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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  • Joe_Miller

    Thanks Sarah. My wife thought the Eisenhower caption was the least funny of my offerings. Are you married?

    • sarahconnor2 #GiveThemHell45

      27 years this summer.

      • Joe_Miller

        Hmm. I’ve been married 27 years as of April. I think it’s gonna last. Thanks again.

  • Paul Hooson

    Thank you Sarah. However, because of jokes like “Your Parents Sing Nirvana”, I’m not married…

    Brian’s “too soon” joke was a great example of shock humor that worked. but as much as I love Rodney’s humor, his related joke about a The Beatles song, only made me cringe in horror. But, he had a scad of better jokes that quickly redeemed this one horror joke. But, who’s to say…besides, I’m Jewish(my new all-purpose joke punchline…).

    • …made me cringe in horror…

      Ha. Turnabout is fair play.

  • Thanks Sarah

  • Retired military

    Thanks all

  • Mary Gehman

    Thanks for the Honorable Mention! Have a great week and God Bless!

  • Brian Brandt

    I’m confused. Is “Too Soon” worst than “Most Inappropriate” or better?

    • sarahconnor2 #GiveThemHell45

      We love you all just the same.
      Except for you, Brian.

      • Brian Brandt

        Thank you. I just need some direction.

  • Rock ThisTown

    Thanks Sarah & everyone!

  • Vagabond661

    Thanks Sarah!

  • cathymv

    E I E I WON!!! 2nd place… sweet!! thank you sarah!! I did like the too soon…. and I thought the cock holster was gonna win inappropriate, but rodney slid right in and out inappropriated me!!! Good job!!!

  • cathymv

    Oh man…. just thought of a new one!! The four whores of the apocalypse!!! A day late and a dollar short!!! Sigh