Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Democratic Party in Disarray
Nancy Pelosi the Pariah?
  • RadiCalMan

    You know, I just told this Apple guy, Tim Cook, over here on my right, that I wanted to make America “Insanely Great Again” and now, I think he’s having a Kernel Panic!

  • fustian24

    “Bezos” and “Nadella”? Are you guys here on some sort of guest worker thing?

  • Bezos “You’re right Mr. President…. I do look a little like Elmer Fudd…. (muttering)… You f’ckin’ Oompa Loompa.”

  • fustian24

    Obstruction of justice is nothing to us. The two of us have been abusing monopoly power for years!

  • fustian24

    I’m pretty sure I can make your little Russian problem go away. In exchange all I ask is that all future government purchases go through Amazon!

  • fustian24

    Hell, you can grab us both by the pussy if you’ll just kick that shit Tim Cook in the teeth.

  • fustian24

    Just between you and us, we’ve both heard that Apple is behind all this Russian nonsense.

  • yetanotherjohn

    My opening position is we nationalize your companies and fire you, what’s your counter offer.

  • yetanotherjohn

    This is going to be some hairy negotiation.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Wow, lefties really are interchangeable.

  • yetanotherjohn

    In Hungary, bald is considered sexy. To bad they don’t live in Hungary. Of course they do live in the US where rich is considered sexy.

  • yetanotherjohn

    We tried to purchase a US representative by the name of Ossoff, but it turned out it cost even more than our spare change.

  • yetanotherjohn

    What we have here is a failure to foliate.

  • yetanotherjohn

    They must both have a good head for business … because its obvious the heads aren’t good for much else.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Kojak could not be reached for comment.

  • Scorpion

    Monica’s paying for her new Surface Pro below the surface.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Two bald heads are not better than one hairy head.