Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of June 23, 2017

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ makes me wonder if my computer will still work or my buying habits will appear all over the internet after I post the winners. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:


Here are the winning entries:

1) (rodney dill) – “Careful Mr. President… The Democrats are out for your scalp too.”

2) (Brian Brandt) – ERROR 409

Because we’re Microsoft, that’s why. Fuck you.

3) (cathymv) – Trumps new nickname: Blunt Force Trauma

4) (fustian24) – Just between you and us, we’ve both heard that Apple is behind all this Russian nonsense.

5) (RadiCalMan) – It’s nice to see that Satya’s tie matches the hue of the infamous Microsoft “Blue Screen of Death”.

6) (yetanotherjohn) – Shaving your head is part of the contract when you sell your soul to the devil.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(jim_m) – we’d like to work with you but the dems are threatening to murder us just for talking to you.

Honorable Mention(s):

(Mary Gehman) – “Looks like technology makes your hair fall out…I guess I should stop tweeting…”

(stan25) – Mr President, we can fix the DNC hack, but choose not to.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Joe_Miller) – When we put our heads together we look just like an ass. (In honor of Red Fox.)

(Paul Hooson) – “My daughter really digs my look! I overheard her talking to a boyfriend on her cellphone telling him, “I hope I’ll be bald tonight!”

Best Reuse of the Caption of Choice for the Trump Administration:

(Retired military) – Trump “knock knock”
Bezos “who’s there”
Trump “Not Hillary”

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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  • Brian Brandt

    Thank you, Sarah.
    Error 000
    Everybody hates Microsoft.

    • Paul Hooson

      Dates are especially disappointed with “microsoft”. Really ruins the date…

  • yetanotherjohn

    Please note, I have not read the fine print of any contract involving the sell of a soul to the devil.

    • I may have some swamp land to sell to you. No money down, easy payments.

      • yetanotherjohn

        Easy access to water?

  • Retired military

    Thanks all

  • Paul Hooson

    Ah, thank you so much Sarah and everyone. I think my joke belongs in an Art Linkletter type book, “DAUGHTERS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS ON THEIR CELLPHONES”. I think it belongs right up with the book, “DAUGHTERS SEND THE DARNDEST PICTURES WITH THEIR CELLPHONES” and other books…

  • Thanks Sarah!

  • cathymv

    Blunt Force Trauma’d my way to third!! Sweet! Thanks sarah…. I do have to say I think that “Hillary is not our president” meme is going to be with us for decades!!! and its well worth it!!

    • sarahconnor2 #GiveThemHell45

      Yes-I so enjoy being reminded that we escaped her and the posts here every week about it made me think it deserved its own category.

  • Mary Gehman

    Thanks for the ‘honorable mention’ and congrats to all the winners. Have a great week and see you all on Friday! God Bless.

  • jim_m

    Thanks everyone for the Readers Choice! I am sure it was the support of Bruce and Buster that put me over the top.