Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of June 30, 2017
Frank Talk About Inconvenient Truths
  • Paul Hooson

    A White House conference on housefire jokes?

  • Paul Hooson
  • 914

    “Obama’s lies are legendary..”

  • No Conservatives, pictured above.

  • Vagabond661

    “You heard of fake news. Have you met fake Republicans?”

  • Rick Adams
    • yetanotherjohn

      Definitely a two keg date. As an added bonus, with enough beer you won’t doing anything embarrassing that you regret later other than potentially pissing yourself.

  • yetanotherjohn

    No conservatives were filmed in the making of this photo.

    • Paul Hooson

      Oh,now you disavow them…

      • yetanotherjohn

        From the left they may look conservative, but not from the right. On the other hand, I would take any of them over a leftist replacement player.

        • Paul Hooson

          When I was young, I sometimes attended some John Birch Society meetings, where Hitler would have looked liberal and they might argue that he was a “national socialist”.

          • yetanotherjohn

            Hitler was a national socialist. As in Nazi being a contraction for national socialist (in German). Both Hitler and Mussolini came from the socialist side of the spectrum (aka the left, you know like Bernie Sanders). The right comes from the capitalism side of the spectrum. Conservatives aren’t always on the right, liberals aren’t always on the left. Trump is a capitalist (for some values of capitalism), but he is hardly a conservative in his political philosophy. In fact, if the left had just stroked his ego a bit, they probably could have turned him to the dark side.

          • jim_m

            Nazis were considered right wing because they were to the right of the communists. Not really saying much.

          • yetanotherjohn

            Socialists are to the right of communists. For a true communist, there is no property. For a socialist, there is property but the state is in control. Of course Venezuela shows how fast socialism can turn prosperity into poverty.

          • We believe you.

          • Paul Hooson

            I was part of the ultraconservative movement when I was young, but grew much more centrist over the years.

          • But not about that.

          • jim_m

            Yes, most ultraconservatives are into owning seedy strip joints. Whatever…

      • Water will surely wet us, fire will surely burn us, Paul Hooson has not been paying attention…

  • fustian24

    Both ladies are looking at Trump like he’s a side dish they hadn’t ordered.

  • Paul Hooson

    Strangely, all were graduates of Thurston Howell High School….

  • yetanotherjohn

    Are two near at hand better than one in the bush? Inquiring minds want to know.

  • Paul Hooson

    Q: Name two women, other than Melania, who don’t live at the White House?

  • TheyTukRJobz

    “Now, this one on my right, who looks like she’s been hit in the face with a bag of nickels, causes me significant shrinkage….”

  • LiberalNightmare

    “Look, all I’m trying to say is that spandex is a privilege, not a right!”

  • Paul Hooson

    “I don’t want to go to Twitter rehab, I say no no no. I don’t want to go to Twitter rehab, no no no…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    Um, let me guess? Two women not exactly part of the 36% who approve of this goofy guy…

  • yetanotherjohn

    Three people who will not be wearing glitter boobs this summer … Thank you merciful Lord.

  • fustian24

    It’s a puzzler: even though there is a woman on each side of Trump, both women are to the left of him.