Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of June 30, 2017

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ is of note as we once again have a POTUS who respects our military and veterans. I am in an extra celebratory mood for July 4 this year. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Retired military) – Trump shows he has great restraint by not bitch slapping Susan Collins every 5 seconds.

2) (Rock ThisTown) – “I’ll have a Maine crab & for dessert . . . the half-baked Alaska.”

3) (yetanotherjohn) – The only thing colder than these two broads is their home states.

4) (fustian24) – Can’t we put them in binders or something?

5) (jim_m) – I though Mika’s facelift was bad until I saw the dye jobs on these old hags.

6) (Liberal Nightmare) – “Look, all I’m trying to say is that spandex is a privilege, not a right!”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Mary Gehman) – “You see my hands? There will be no pussy-grabbing today…”

Honorable Mention(s):

(WHO’S THE BUSTER) – Geez, I used to be surrounded by beauty queens.

(RadiCalMan) – Start spreadin’ the news, I’m draining the swamp
I want to be a part of it, Washington, DC

These vagabond hip boots are longing to stray
Right through the very heart of it, the DC swamp

I want to wake up in a city that doesn’t stink
And find I’m king of the hill, top of the heap

Those little SkarMika’s are melting away
I’ll make a brand new start of it, in old DC

If I can drain the swamp here, I can drain it anywhere
It’s up to you , de – plor – a – ble’s
de – plor – a – ble’s

I want to wake up in a country that’s great
And find I’m A-number-one, top of the list,
King of the hill, A-number-one

These little state Senators are melting away
I’m gonna make a brand new start of it in old DC

A-a-a-nd If I can drain the swamp here, I can drain it anywhere
de – plor – a – ble’s

de – plor – a – ble’s!
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Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Rick Adams) – “I saw this bumper sticker the other day, it was YUUGE!”

(rodney dill) – What was my last tweet to Mika? — “You can fit 63 Earths into Uranus…. 64 if you relax.”

Best Reuse of the Caption of Choice for the Trump Administration:

(cathymv) – Ladies and Gentlemen, once again we can say, we have plenty of women in the White House and Hillary will never be one of them!

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning Have a great 4th!.

Reflections on the 241st Anniversary of American Independence
Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™
  • yetanotherjohn

    Brrrrr. Thanks Sarah.

  • Retired military

    Thanks all

  • cathymv

    Good MOrning all!!! and Sarah.. thanks for the Best Reuse of the Caption of Choice for the Trump Administration: – we are all going to get a lot of use out of this one… for 8 years at least… bwahahaha…. have a most wonderful Monday all… and wishing each of you a fabulous 4th of July!!

  • jim_m

    #5! Thanks!

    But I’m confused: How was Rick’s entry inappropriate?

    • yetanotherjohn

      It had a picture of a very inappropriate person in it, duh.

      • jim_m

        Disgusting, vomit inducing maybe.

        • yetanotherjohn

          Is it appropriate for a person to be of such a character as to be “disgusting, vomit inducing”? In fact wouldn’t the fact that someone was of a character to be “disgusting, vomit inducing” be a strong argument to say the person is inappropriate, dare I say, even very inappropriate?
          I rest my case.

          • jim_m

            I see. The subject of the graphic was inappropriate, but the actual usage of the image in the bumper sticker was not.

          • yetanotherjohn

            Exactly

  • Brian Brandt

    Congrats to all you winners. I had absolutely nuttin’ this week.

  • Rick Adams

    Yay, my first “inappropriate!”

  • Thanks Sarah! The pic seemed to beg inappropriate captions.

  • Mary Gehman

    Thanks for the Reader’s Choice Award! I appreciate all your ‘thumbs up’ votes! Thanks again, Happy Independence Day, and God Bless!