Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™.  Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Tired Gray Crone of Gotham Admits to Nearly a Century of Erroneous Reporting
America's Political Center - Part 2
  • yetanotherjohn

    Merkel: I have never been so humiliated in my life.
    Trump: Stick around, the evening is still young I’m sure I can top that.

  • yetanotherjohn

    50 shades of feldwebel grey

  • yetanotherjohn

    What is it about Trump and his ability to make bitchy, overweight, power mad women cry?

  • yetanotherjohn

    He is not a jelly donut.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Lost in translation.

  • Paul Hooson

    Um, let me guess, a major disagreement over glitter boobs?

    • Retired military

      Nope glitter vagina.

      • Brett Buck

        Brain Bleach required, stat!

  • yetanotherjohn

    Next year, the G19 summit.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Lets just say Trump got two scoops and Merkel got no scoops.

  • Paul Hooson

    Insiders claim that she’s holding out for President Steve Harvey. But, others believe Harvey only wants to be on every TV show by 2020…

  • Vagabond661
  • Trump: “She didn’t nickname her pussy the Brandenburg Gate for nothing.”

  • I guess you should not say ‘Gesundheit’ everytime someone mentions Auschwitz.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Oral sex: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.

    • Paul Hooson

      This reminds me of the Gay male couple where one partner is masturbating into a condom while one is getting ready to leave for work. The other partner asks, “What are you doing?”. “I’m packing your lunch!”.

      • yetanotherjohn

        A bagged lunch is ever as good as a hot meal at home.

    • There’s something fishy about this.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Somebody has a satisfied smile and someone else looks like they have a bitter taste in their mouth, what could have happened in that room?

  • Scorpion

    The early afternoon session was abruptly postponed for an hour due to the untimely serving of deviled eggs and beer beforehand.

  • Paul Hooson

    Merkel leads the group in a traditional German song….

    “Ist dis not the pussy grabber guy?”

    ” Yaw, dis ist the pussy grabber guy”.

    “Pussy grabber guy”.

    “Pussy grabber guy”.

    “Yaw”.

  • Paul Hooson

    Volks-hag-en?

  • “Yea, she’s a G20, but Melania’s dress size is only a G6.”

  • Hindsight is G20-20.