Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

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America's Political Center - Part 2
  • yetanotherjohn

    I sense a climate change between the Chancellor of Germany and the President of the U.S.

  • Brian Brandt

    Trump: Your nationality?
    Merkel: German.
    Trump: Occupation?
    Merkel: No, just passing through.

  • yetanotherjohn

    CNN: Trump seen putting on clothes after leaving meeting with Merkel. Is Trump an adulterer or just a flasher?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Who says Trump can’t be in the same room as a women without checking out her ass. It just takes the right woman.

  • Brian Brandt
    • Paul Hooson

      Damn Nazi war criminals! How evil! How evil indeed!

  • yetanotherjohn

    Thats okay Angela, he feels the same way about you.

  • Brian Brandt
  • yetanotherjohn

    Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock. – Will Rogers
    Of course Trump being Trump knows that a female dog is called a bitch …

  • Merkle: “I know nothzing… nothzing.”

  • “Quick Merkle… Do your impression of a German sperm bank.”

  • Brian Brandt
    • yetanotherjohn

      In her younger days she used to trip them and beat them to the floor. Now she just trips them and beats them.

    • Paul Hooson

      I think my outy just became an iny

    • Paul Hooson

      Just announced, HUSTLER’S BEAVER HUNT has decided to close up shop…

  • Brian Brandt

    Trump, Merkel, and Justin Trudeau are walking home from the conference when Merkel slips and gets her head stuck in a railing. Trump seizes the opportunity, pulls down her pants and gives her a quick one. He turns to Trudeau and says “O.K., now it’s your turn.”

    Trudeau starts to cry. “What’s wrong?” asks Trump.

    Trudeau says, “My head’s too big to fit through the railing!”

    • Mary Gehman

      ew….

  • Mary Gehman

    “…You’ve lost that lovin’ feeling…”

  • Mary Gehman

    …Capture the magic…

  • Brian Brandt

    Trump: My iPod is syncing.

    Merkel: Vhat is is syncing about?

  • Brian Brandt
  • Brian Brandt

    Muslim extremists taking over Germany?

    I did Nazi that coming.

  • Retired military
  • Brian Brandt

    At the G-20 President Trump warned Putin that bad behavior would not be tolerated. So Vlad asked, “How do you explain Chris Christie.”

  • Brian Brandt

    Trump thought bubble: I’m not sure if she’s angry or if it just sounds that way because she’s speaking German.

  • Rock ThisTown

    First G8, then G7 and now G20 . . it’s all so confusing. Have I found the correct G spot?

    • “Where’s the water closet I need to take a G-whiz.”

  • “I coulda had a G8”

  • Olsoljer

    TRUMP thought bubble: …….close down all American bases here, move them to Czek, Hungary and Poland.

    MERKEL thought bubble: ……….if he withdraws American presence here, how will we able to support the muslim immigrants?

  • sarahconnor2 #GiveThemHell45

    Trump: ” So she said the USA has to take in 200,000 refugees and I said, ‘No way-blow me!’ and she said, ‘Okay’ and before I knew what was happening…”

  • “Man, I just love the G-14 Classified…”

  • “G20… G21… Whatever it takes.”

  • Paul Hooson

    “Hey, I’ve got one for you! A house in Germany has a housefire. Let’s just say for sake of argument that it’s in Dresden….”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “Just another God damn tourist here to buy that German porn. There’s a lot of urine involved…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    It’s easy to see who has the bigger penis here…

  • Paul Hooson

    Paul Hooson has a joke about this Jewish death camp survivor who got a reprieve from the ovens. But, he won’t tell the joke because it’s half-baked…

  • Paul Hooson

    Frosty, the snowjob?

  • Rick Adams

    Why is he buttoning up his–wait, actually, I don’t WANT to know LA LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU~

  • Paul Hooson

    Interestingly, as is turns out, Merkel is the German version of Urkel…

  • The “Walk of Shame” has never been accompanied by as many Secret Service agents since the Clinton administration.

  • Paul Hooson

    “You know, you could have spared the world the misery of a lot of Paul Hooson’s housefire jokes if only you turned more of his relatives into lampshades!”.

  • Paul Hooson

    Gee, 20?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Hey, don’t judge a woman until you’ve spent an hour in her brassiere.

  • yetanotherjohn

    After the sauerkraut, shes Puttin.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Kinda makes you wonder how a nice friendly people like this ever came up with a place like Auschwitz … not.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Sometimes you just have to remove the belt and giver her a spanking.

  • yetanotherjohn

    G7 … G8 … G20, hike.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Apparently the talks started to get testy with the small talk about “football”.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Apparently the personal gift of Ben-Wa balls wasn’t as well received as hopped.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Merkel: Talk to the butt.
    Trump: I’ve been talking to the butt for an hour, but she’s being unreasonable.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Gorbechev, rebuild the wall.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Trump is not in her world view.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Die Zicke und Das Biest

  • yetanotherjohn

    What? All I said was the M1A2 can go from Berlin to Warsaw on one tank of gas.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Sometimes it’s hard to be a woman
    Giving all your love to just one man
    You’ll have bad times, and he’ll have good times
    Doin’ things that you don’t understand
    But if you love him, you’ll forgive him
    Even though he’s hard to understand
    And if you love him, oh be proud of him
    ‘Cause after all he’s just a man.
    Stand by your man, give him two arms to cling to
    And something warm to come to
    When nights are cold and lonely.
    Stand by your man, and show the world you love him
    Keep giving all the love you can.
    Stand by your man.
    Stand by your man, and show the world you love him
    Keep giving all the love you can.
    Stand by your man.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Maybe Trump shouldn’t have brought Andrew Dice Clay to do the translations.