Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™.  Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of July 14, 2017
Paris Climate Accord: Follow the Money
  • Olsoljer

    …………of course I’ve heard of Dom Perignon, I bought the winery years ago………..

  • Macron: Don’t go breaking my heart

    Trump: I couldn’t if I tried

    Macron: Honey if I get restless

    Trump: Baby you’re not that kind

  • yetanotherjohn

    Sometimes it’s hard to be a Frenchy
    Giving all your country to the Arabs.
    You’ll have bad times
    And they’ll have good times,
    Doin’ things that you don’t understand
    But if you love life you’ll forgive him,
    Even though he’s hard to understand
    And if you love life oh be proud of him,
    ‘Cause after all he’s a real man
    Stand by a real man,
    Give him two arms to cling to,
    And something warm to come to
    When nights are cold and lonely
    Stand by…

  • jim_m

    I told him that I agree with the band the France was “nice” and he gets all offended. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/136654d8805a85a339aa8afebd7aca2d252e71c08df1e4d8acb2754f778623f4.jpg

  • jim_m

    I told him that I was so very impressed how France continues to produce more douches than any other nation. I don’t understand why he was so offended.

  • Paul Hooson

    One may consider himself learned in French literature, but the other considers himself to be the greatest wet fart joke humorist of the 20th century. Greater than Mark Twain…

  • Paul Hooson

    The Donald tries to tell a housefire joke, but with mixed results: “People sure abuse lighters. They use them to light cigarettes. To light fireworks. Light backyard BBQs, But, everyone knows they’re for arson. Then telling a housefire joke…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    If Donald Trump was a policeman…

    “Hey lady, let me take down your particulars!”.

  • Paul Hooson

    If Donald Trump was an astronaut…

    “Hey lady, I got your space probe right here…”.

  • Mary Gehman

    “,,,My eyes adored you, though I never laid a hand on you…my eyes adored you…”

  • Vagabond661

    Macron thinking: I wonder if it would fit.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I don’t think climate is the only thing he wants to “change” about Trump.

  • CharlieSeattle

    Why is the poison taking soooo long?