Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™.  Enter your best caption for the following picture:
 
 
 
Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of July 14, 2017
Paris Climate Accord: Follow the Money
  • Porkopolis

    Cherchez Le Pen?

  • cathymv

    David Hasselhoff made a song about this: “These Lovin´ Eyes”

  • cathymv

    You lost that loving feeling:

  • fustian24

    And Melania has very much enjoyed spending so much time with your Mom.

  • Paul Hooson

    A Frenchman has a housefire. The first thing he rescues are the white surrender flags…

  • Rick Adams

    Oh, God, not the ‘French military victories’ joke again…

  • Paul Hooson

    A president has a goofy son. The first thing he does is find a new family to start…

  • cathymv

    Macron: sigh… I wanna be just like him when I grow up!

  • Rick Adams

    Personally, I am half French and half Texan, so my fight or flight instinct is very finely honed….

  • cathymv

    Macron looks wistfully at Trump and sings under his breath:

    Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
    Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

  • Wild_Willie

    “I fart in your general direction.” Marcon

  • yetanotherjohn

    If being allied to you is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

  • yetanotherjohn

    My friends wonder why
    I call you all of the time
    What can I say
    I don’t feel the need
    To give such secrets away
    You think maybe I need help
    No, I know I’m right. Alright
    I’m just better off
    Not listening to friends’ advice
    When they insist on knowing my bliss
    I tell them this
    When they want to know
    What the reason is
    I only smile when I lie
    Then I tell them why

    (Because your kiss) your kiss
    Is on my list
    (Because your kiss) your kiss
    Is on my list
    Because your kiss is on my list
    Of the best things in life

  • yetanotherjohn

    Why am I thinking that a garlic butter sauce is on his mind.


  • Throw up your hands
    Stick out your tush
    Hands on your hips
    Give ’em a push
    You’ll be surprised, you’re doing the French Mistake
    Voila!

    &#9836.

  • guido81_MA

    I truly appreciate that big arch you put up in my honor on the Champs-Élysées. You spelled my name wrong, okay? But still a really, really nice gesture, nonetheless. Thank you.

  • Mary Gehman

    “I’m sorry…I just can’t hide my feelings anymore…I Louvre You!”

    • Rick Adams

      Ew.

      • Mary Gehman

        Yuck.

  • Mary Gehman

    “…Have you ever seen a naked man?…”

  • Mary Gehman

    “…Do you like gladiator movies?”

  • guido81_MA

    Macron’s eyes may say “no, no”, but in his pants I sense “oui, oui”.

  • “When Brigitte said, ‘Eat my poussiere,‘ it didn’t mean what you think it means.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    No matter what the protocol officer said, it looks like Trump was right to insist on no kissing during the introduction.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Looks like Macron just found another “No Go Zone”.

  • yetanotherjohn

    No. NATO, not NEATO.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Hillary is not our president, Macron is not our president, and our president is driving the left nuts … I can live with that.

  • yetanotherjohn

    The art of American diplomacy is to speak softly and carry a big stick. Of course with those small hands, Macron didn’t expect such a big stick.

  • cathymv

    Macron wistfully hopes that he can be one of Trumps deplorables!!

  • cathymv

    Macron asks Trump: Can I be your Nasty Woman!!??

  • cathymv

    Trump has “The art of the Deal” Macron has “The Art of the Squeal”!

  • “What’s he got that I haven’t got? Other than millions of dollars, a fashion model wife, and the Presidency of the United States?”

  • Scorpion

    Mr. President, you’re peeing on my leg.

    • yetanotherjohn

      That just means I like you. If I didn’t like you I’d rip off your head and shit down your throat.

      • Scorpion

        Gunny Patterson, is that you?

  • yetanotherjohn

    He looks like a thespian to me.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Is that dueling banjos I hear?

  • yetanotherjohn

    I think Trumps call for France to “Man up” about Islamic terrorism is falling on deaf ears.

  • stan25

    Bill Clinton eat your heart out.

  • stan25

    Hey wait a minute!!! Hillary is not supposed to be here.

  • stan25

    Hey Don, I didn’t know the Star Spangled Banner was the French national anthem.

  • Rock ThisTown

    ‘Sing along with Macron’

  • Rock ThisTown

    “We appreciate the Statue of Liberty & all, but we’re through saving your ass.”

  • Rock ThisTown

    ‘Read my lips, no new waxes.’

  • Yooper

    “Wow ! He sure does sing pretty, I wish I could sing that well”

  • Retired military

    I dont know what is going on in this picture but I am pretty sure it will be followed by wailing and gnashing of teeth by the MSM mumbling “Russia… Russia”

  • Paul Hooson

    Trump:”I’m gonna buy one of those Maury Povich Paternity tests to see if Jr.is really my son. Maury Povich, he’s married to Connie Chung. She’s a Chinaman, don’t you know…”.

    Macron:”Save your money. You and your Jr. are related…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    So President Macron’s wife catches Mr. Trump masturbating. “Oh, mon Dieu”, she exclaims. The Donald responds, “Hey, I’m pulling for ya!”.

  • yetanotherjohn

    No Hillarys were filmed in the making of this picture.

  • Paul Hooson

    The Donald’s least favorite cookie? Vanilla French Macrons….

  • Paul Hooson

    What if the Donald worked at a hardware store?

    “Hey lady, I have your caulk right here!”.

  • Mary Gehman

    “…You’re just too good to be true….can’t take my eyes off of you.
    You’d be like heaven to touch…I wanna hold you so much…”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Macron is still trying to understand what Trump meant that the radical Islamicist weren’t going to be a champaign, but a real pain.

  • stan25

    Who told you our tanks have five reverse gears?