Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™.  Enter your best caption for the following picture:
 

 
Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of July 21, 2017
Department of Injustice
  • Paul Hooson

    If the baseball glove doesn’t fit, you must acquit….

  • Retired military

    Someone go ask McConnell and Ryan if they have seen the movie Goodfellows

  • yetanotherjohn

    Trump likes to go to the walk in refrigerator and tenderize his steaks with a baseball bat. Yes, that’s right, he beats his meat.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Apparently Trump is relying on the ‘castle doctrine’ to justify why he beat the journalist with a bat.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Is that you Abner?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Meuller is calling pitches over Trump’s head as a strike, I think he’s biased.

  • Rick Adams

    “That’s one…”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Apparently Trump is going on ‘Meet the press’.

  • yetanotherjohn

    The beatings will continue until morale improves.

  • Paul Hooson

    Some people search for MEET THE PRESS on Google, while other people search for PRESS THE MEAT on XHamster. It turns out they’re not the same thing…

  • Paul Hooson

    Not to be confused with Paul Hooson, who carries a big shtick…

  • yetanotherjohn

    There is more than one way to break the confirmation logjam in the Senate.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I don’t think the dems realize that if they do manage to strike out Trump, it’s not Hillary who bats next, but Pence.

  • Par4Course

    Obama bragged he had a pen and a phone. Trump has a baseball bat. ‘Nuff said.

  • Paul Hooson

    He can wield a baseball bat and Melania can eat a hot dog. Game on!

  • “I’m gonna knock the covfefe off that ball.”

  • Pence: “Just what is your batting avfefe, Mr. President?”

  • Mr. President and his Louisville Persuader…

  • It ain’t over til its over… and I whack it a few times.

  • Bring the lumber… yeah, that’s the ticket…. I always really wanted to be a lumberjack.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I knew he wood be great.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Some times I do feel like Trump is the only one on the GOP team doing something.

  • Wild_Willie

    “Enthusiasm’s”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Does a bat fall under the second amendment?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Bat Man is two words, so it doesn’t run afoul of the batman trademark.

  • yetanotherjohn

    It’s nice to see a father and son playing ball together, but in the oval office?

  • yetanotherjohn

    You won’t like me when I’m angry.

  • yetanotherjohn

    The baseball bat is overt, the cleats to spike the reporters are more subtle.

  • yetanotherjohn

    No sir, the DC senators is a baseball team. The senators in DC are the ones blocking health care reform.

  • yetanotherjohn

    He needs to practice. Not only does he plan to throw out the first pitch next spring, but to also hit the first pitch too.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I’ll give you something to cry about.

  • stan25

    Next year I am going to take the place of Babe Ruth.

  • stan25

    Donald Trump the new Sultan of Swing.

  • Paul Hooson

    This magic moment?

  • Paul Hooson

    The Boys Of Bummer?