Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™.  Enter your best caption for the following picture:
 
 
 
Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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  • Paul Hooson

    Thank you for that lovely image of Steve Bannon sucking his own cock, Moochy. Some things just can’t be unheard…

  • Paul Hooson

    I went to a hockey game and a Trump Administration broke out…

  • Paul Hooson

    I turned on the TV and saw a bunch of crazy loud people fighting with each other, then I realized it wasn’t THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW, but a Trump newsconference…

  • Paul Hooson

    “I dare you to stop laughing!”.

  • Retired military

    “I’m not an asshole. I identify assholes. Care to volunteer?”
    (Hattip to Rodney for the idea)

  • yetanotherjohn

    Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be investors.
    Don’t let ’em pick stocks or drive them new Lexus
    Let ’em be farmers and ranchers and such.
    Mamas don’t let your babies grow up to be investors.
    ‘Cos they’ll never stay sane and they’re always an ass.
    Even with someone like Trump.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Show tunes in the lobby?

  • Brian Brandt

    Say hello to my little friend!

  • yetanotherjohn

    Grandson of Senor Wences

  • yetanotherjohn

    Sometimes, even staying at a Holiday Inn isn’t enough.

  • Paul Hooson

    At first I thought this week’s magic moment was the Donald’s appearance at the scout jamboree where he bragged about himself and then told the scouts a hearwarming story of how his friend sold his business to buy a sex yacht…..But, then this magic moment broke out!

  • Paul Hooson

    The Mooch? Doesn’t that usually mean some guy who sleeps on your sofa who doesn’t pay you rent?

  • Paul Hooson

    Welcome to THE TWILIGHT ZONE….President Donald Trump. Kid Rock U.S. Senator. The Mooch, White House Spokesman…

  • Paul Hooson

    Washington Comedy Week just got funnier!

  • yetanotherjohn

    Hey Boo-Boo, whacha pointin’ at?

  • yetanotherjohn

    I tried to borrow money from him, but he said he was a little short.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I’m Good Enough, I’m Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me

  • Paul Hooson

    During the press conference CNN asked, so where’s Hoffa’s body?

  • Paul Hooson

    Since this guy took over, the White House has sure been ordering a lot of bags of cement…

  • Paul Hooson
  • Paul Hooson

    Not a very goodfella…

  • Paul Hooson

    One the bright side, for the Christmas nativity scene he can play one of the Three Wise Guys…

  • Paul Hooson

    The audience was moved by his telling of The Aristocrats joke…

  • Paul Hooson

    I won’t say this guy is cold-blooded, but he could masturbate during the 9-11 attacks unfazed…

  • cathymv

    Good Morning! We are going to k*&$^ ^&((&& %#(**& and &^%*( &**^%$ by ^&&^#@@ and ((*(&^ But Hillary is (*&!# and &^%^& leaking *((**^$ and Russian (()*&$#, President Trump is )(&@!$ and &^%$& for &*^ and *&%$ Thank you (&@$#$^ much!

  • Mary Gehman

    “This is how to correctly use the word ‘fuck’ as a verb, an adjective, and a noun, all in one sentence: ‘Fuck the fucking fuckers’….”