Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™.  Enter your best caption for the following picture:
 
 
 
Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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  • yetanotherjohn

    He went thatta way.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I’m starting to under stand why Spicer quit.

  • Retired military

    Who ya gonna call?

    Leakbusters that’s who.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Another satisfied customer.

  • Joe_Miller

    Watch out! He learned to use that finger from Eric Von Zipper!

  • Joe_Miller

    Not the finger he meant to use.

  • fustian24

    Of course, McCain is the real vulgarity.

  • Retired military

    “You’re out of order and you’re out of order. This whole place is out of order”

  • TheyTukRJobz

    The Italian Rapscallion, bringing a much needed dose of class and dignity to the Trump administration.

  • “Fugetaboutit.”

  • “Ho! Ha ha! Dodge! Spin! Parry! Thrust!” (THWACK)

  • Joe_Miller

    Great. Now I can’t get Bohemian Rhapsody out of my head.

    • Mama…. just leaked a plan…

    • Is this the real life? Or just Trump Fantasy?
      Won by no landslide, no escape from the media feed
      Open your eyes, Let’s fire some Trump guys and see

      I’m just a poll boy, I need no empathy
      Because approval comes, approval goes, little high, mostly low
      Any way the tweets go doesn’t really matter to me, to me

      The drama, just leaked a plan
      Reibus political career is dead
      White House prospects have all fled

      Spicer, Strife had just begun
      but Sanders can explain it all away
      Conway, ooh, didn’t mean to make you cry
      If you open our mouth again you’re gone tomorrow
      Tweeting on, tweeting on as if nothing really matters

      Our fate, Trumps time has come
      Sends shivers down my spine, tweeting his message all the time
      Goodbye, Steve Bannon, You’ve got to go
      We’ll leave you all behind and face the truth
      Drama, ooh, I don’t want it to die
      I sometimes wish I’d never been a deplorable

      I see a little silhouetto of a man
      Scaramucci, Scaramucci, will you do the Fandango
      Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright’ning me
      Steve Bannon, Reince Priebus
      Steve Bannon, Reince Priebus,
      Both leakers Fingered Oh! – magnifico

      (I’m just a poll boy, nobody loves me)
      He’s just a poll boy, skewed right politically
      His whole life is his bellicosity
      Leakers come, leakers go, will you let me go?
      Help media! Ho, we’ll fire you, let you go
      (Let them go) Help the media? we’ll fire you, let you go
      (Let them go) Help the media? we’ll fire you, let you go
      (Let them go) we will let you go
      (Let them go) We will let you go
      (Let them go) Ah, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
      (Oh tweeting spree, tweeting spree) tweeting spree, let them go

      The media hub, has a special leak to spill ’bout me, ’bout me, ’bout me
      So you think you can quote me and spit in my eye?
      So you think you can leak me and continue to pry?
      Oh, baby, can’t do this to me, baby!
      Just gotta tweet out, just gotta tweet past the media here!
      No polls really matters, anyone can see
      No polls really matters
      No polls really matters to me
      Any way the tweets goes
      Apologies to: Freddie Mercury

  • yetanotherjohn

    Why so blue mooch?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Have a lot of experience getting cock blocked do ya?

  • jim_m

    There he is! The one human being on earth surprised that McCain voted to keep obamacare!

  • yetanotherjohn

    Which way to the great egress?

  • yetanotherjohn

    I think someone got stuffed into his gym locker one to many times.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Unwise guy.

  • Scorpion

    One of you in here must be the leaker! That wet spot on my seat cushion wasn’t there before.

  • Joe_Miller

    “I coulda been a great gynecologist! I coulda been a contenda!”

  • “I’m not just logical, I’m proctological”

    • yetanotherjohn

      Personally, I think this hole business stinks.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I wish they made these manikins with a little more humanity.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Fickle Finger of Fate

  • yetanotherjohn

    Putting the ‘utz’ in putz.

  • yetanotherjohn

    swamp people

  • yetanotherjohn

    All sorts of critters show up when you start to drain the swamp.

  • Retired military

    Trump: I bet I can get liberals to defend joining the army.

    Scaramucci: No way.

    Trump: Hold my beer while I tweet.

  • Awww… Eddie Munster’s all growed up.

    • Paul Hooson

      I thought that Paul Ryan was Eddie?

  • “Getcha popcorn, getcha tickets right here!”

    • Step right up, folks
      And see Little Egypt do her
      Famous dance of the Pyramids

      She walks, she talks
      She crawls on her belly
      Like a reptile

      Just one thin dime
      One tenth of a dollar
      Step right up, folks

  • “Oh, you’ve got trouble. Right here in River City! With a capital T, what else could it be? And it stands for Trump!”

  • Retired military

    “See my hands? There will be no pussy grabbing today. Poking, yes. Grabbing, no.”

  • Paul Hooson

    Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Andrew Dice Clay…

  • Paul Hooson

    Proof positive if you hire an even more filthy and profane guy than yourself, that you will seem less filthy and profane by comparison…

  • Paul Hooson

    Another spokesman that becomes the story himself…

  • Paul Hooson

    Jersey Boys?

  • Paul Hooson

    “Eh, I don’t need no stinkin’ housefire jokes from you, you freak!”.

  • Paul Hooson

    Scary Moochy?

  • Paul Hooson

    Asked to sign another autograph from his role in “Goodfellows”?

  • Paul Hooson

    “Eh, is Sarah Huckabee Sanders the right spokesperson for the transgender thing, eh?”. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b820b72df2bc70476eb55d67479a4b34b28d593f4f2804e08510d47672d738d5.jpg

  • Joe_Miller

    “Donald Trump’s over there. Wouldn’t you rather have a caption contest about him?”

  • Paul Hooson

    Just when you think that this administration couldn’t get funnier. they introduce a great new comedy character!

  • Brian Brandt

    Scharamucchi: I smell fish!

  • yetanotherjohn

    Top tip for GOP office holders, don’t hire people who donated to Obama

  • yetanotherjohn

    Smell my finger. Smells like pussy doesn’t it. No, it hasn’t been anywhere, that’s just my natural scent.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Don’t call me Mooch, I go by Scarface now.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Smarter than your average bear … but then bears don’t read,write or use toilet paper when they shit in the woods.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Hey, you could put an eye out with that thing.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Theres Waldo

  • yetanotherjohn

    Talk about a small handed man.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.