Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™.  Enter your best caption for the following picture:
 

 
Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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Saramucci: Here Today, Gone Tomorrow (OPEN THREAD)
  • yetanotherjohn

    RAIN-BOW … I thought you said Main Beau.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Oh say can you see?

  • yetanotherjohn

    The good news is the end of the rainbow is at the treasury. The bad news is that its the other end of the rainbow that has the pot of gold and that this is the end of the rainbow that sucks up the gold.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Red dominant over blue. Is this a great rainbow or what.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Is there anything Kelly can’t do?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Let me guess, CNN is predicting golden showers.

  • Brian Brandt

    The rainbow was God’s promise to Noah that He would never again destroy the world with a flood. This rainbow is God’s promise to the people of the United States that a Clinton will never again be President.

    • Mary Gehman

      AMEN!!!

  • Brian Brandt

    At the end of this rainbow is a basket of deplorables.

  • Brian Brandt

    A most charming example of chromatic dispersion is a rainbow. When white sunlight is intercepted by a drop of water in the atmosphere, some of the light refracts into the drop, reflects from the drop’s inner surface, and then refracts out of the drop. As with the prism, the first refraction separates the sunlight into its component colors, and the second refraction increases the separation. The result is the rainbow.

    . . . or maybe it’s just God’s wake-up call to all those blue staters out there.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Emily Litella: What’s all this talk about Trump having his main beau over to the White House? If he is going to cheat on his wife, can’t he at least be a little more discrete about it?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Yo mama so fat,
    she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I’m so old, I can remember when the rainbows were in black and white.

  • Brian Brandt

    According to a Physicist –
    Red
    Orange
    Yellow
    Green
    Blue
    Indigo
    Violet

    According to Obama –
    Burgundy
    Apricot
    Saffron
    Jade
    Teal
    Ultramarine
    Plum

    According to Trump –
    Rose Gold
    Antique Gold
    Gold
    Burnished Gold
    Hammered Gold
    Solid Gold
    Platinum Gold

    • Mary Gehman

      you forgot ‘black gold…Texas tea’.

  • RadiCalMan

    One day this bubble has to pop!

  • yetanotherjohn

    Some clown just threw up over the White House.

  • Brian Brandt

    The I-90 double overpass in Buffalo, New York. There just has to be a double rainbow joke in there somewhere.
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  • Rock ThisTown

    CNN reports there is a giant sickle hovering over the White House & as an affront to the LGBT community, Trump intentionally omitted the hammer.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Let me guess, this is about transgender serving in the military

  • RadiCalMan

    The “Don” must have left the White House for his summer vacation, “The Swamp” is breaking out in rainbows, now that he is gone!

  • RadiCalMan

    Did the White House just land on the wicked witch of the West, Nancy Pelosi?

  • RadiCalMan

    I hope someone from the U.S. Treasury can find the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. It’s about the only plan they have to do something about the National Debt.

  • RadiCalMan

    Now that Obama is gone, we have finally cleared out the Unicorns from White House, but we’re still having an issue with those pesky rainbows!

  • RadiCalMan


    Things look swell, things look great
    We got the whole swamp on a plate
    Starting here, starting now
    Everything’s coming up rainbows!

    Dump the hacks! Stop the leaks!
    We got nothing to do but kick back
    Blow them a kiss, send a tweet
    Honey, everything’s coming up rainbows!

    Now’s our time. Stand the world on its ear!
    Set it spinning! This is just the beginning!
    Curtain up! Light the lights!
    We got nothing to drain but the swamp!

    We’ll be swell. We’ll be great!
    I can tell. Just you wait
    That lucky eclipse is coming too
    Honey, everything’s coming up rose gardens and rainbows

    America’s going to be greater than ever!

    Everything’s coming up rainbows for me and for you!

  • Brian Brandt

    From the Book of Democrats, Chapter One –

    1:1 The people of the great city saw the usurpers who had invaded the palace, of whom the people of that city were sore afraid.
    1:2 And the people of that city asked, “Who will protect us and restore us to our exalted high offices, and our $1,000 lunches with lobbyists, and our concubines secreted in Georgetown condominiums, and our think tank appointments, and our secret bank accounts?”
    1:3 And Mueller answered them saying, “Verily, I say unto you, that I will gather a band of lawyers, and lobbyists, and Clinton cash bundlers, and international money handlers, and I will ferret out any who will speak against these invaders.”
    1:4 And Mueller did as he saith, and did traffic in stolen scrolls, and unnamed sources, and gossip of the great halls of power in that city.
    1:5 And lo, that day did Robert Mueller enpanelith a grand jury to smite the barbarians.
    1:6 And then the news criers of the city did call forth the news, that salvation was soon to be upon the people of the city, for Mueller would cast them out.
    1:7 And the people cried out in joyful hosannas that they would soon be delivered from their tribulation.
    1:8 And from the great hall of the congress of those people from all of the empire, a rainbow rose as a sign, and it crossed over the palace of the usurpers, and the scribes and the Pharisees and the money changers cried out in great joy, for they were sore afraid of the barbarians, and they reckoned that their salvation was at hand.

    • yetanotherjohn

      Get to the part where God smites the people of the great city for their wickedness.

      • Brian Brandt

        He’s going to turn Obama into a pillar of charcoal.

    • Paul Hooson

      Give me your tired…Your weak…Your Pharisees…

    • Paul Hooson

      Even worse than the Pharisees? The tax collectors and housefire joke tellers…

  • yetanotherjohn

    The force is strong with this one.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Pot of gold, huh … great, D.C. has come up with another free giveaway … probably at taxpayers expense I might add.

  • cathymv

    The leftists agenda IS made up of Unicorn farts and rainbows!!!

  • Paul Hooson

    You know, looking back when the British burned down the White House, they were at least attempting with good intentions to save us a lot of trouble with our own government…

  • Paul Hooson

    If you think that this is surprising, then just wait until 2020….President Scaramucci

  • Sorry Mr. Trudeau, the Obamas don’t live here anymore. You’ll need a different icon for your comic strip.

  • Paul Hooson

    He might oppose those transgender bathrooms, but he supports those celebrity walk-ins of the women’s dressing rooms…

  • Paul Hooson

    This week on THIS OLD WHITE HOUSE we learn how to wash those pesky Bill Clinton “protein stains” out of a carpet….

  • Paul Hooson

    First Bill Clinton, now the Donald…At some point workers need to go in with hazmet suits and learn not to touch anything….You don’t know where things have been…

  • pennywit

    John Kelly dismissed Anthony Scaramucci after the communications director leaked the location of the White House’s pot of gold.

    • pennywit

      Bah. Somebody already beat me to the pot of gold joke.

  • Paul Hooson

    It’s TRUE VALUE HARDWARE’S White House spruce up, fix up time…

  • Paul Hooson

    “Hey, these new cushions in the Kushner “Kushy Room” are mighty cushy!”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “Hey, if I only knew that I would have to live in this old shack, I would have thought twice about running for president…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    In 1814, the British invasion causes https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ff0bd413059811d18be82556c213bd4fc046dc231efdadb65681a79d592ce5f7.jpg a white housefire. The first thing they worry about is whether it will hurt that 1960’s British music invasion…

  • Paul Hooson

    The British cause a white housefire. The first thing they reminded people is “We’re trying to save you from President Scaramucci…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    Speaking of rainbows, a baby hippo exclaims to his mother when he sees a rhino for the first time, “Look mom! A unicorn!”.

  • Paul Hooson

    My Little Scaramucci?

  • Paul Hooson

    Up on the roof, fixing the White House leaks again?

  • Paul Hooson

    No leprechaun at the end of this rainbow, but a man with small hands…

  • Paul Hooson

    Cleveland has better rainbows. there’s a Lebron James at the end of their rainbows…

  • Paul Hooson

    So after the rain, a rainbow appears, then when Jeff Sessions showed up, everyone was convinced they saw a leprechaun…

  • Paul Hooson

    “Hey, who wasted a copy of RUSSIAN PROSTITUTE BEDWETTERS magazine? Don’t you realize that people are going to bed horny in China!”.

  • Paul Hooson

    The Fall Of A House With Ushers?

  • Trump seen riding flying unicorn over White House.
    Headline: Russia! Russia! Russia!!

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    • Maybe a better headline: Trump seen fleeing site of Russia probe!

      • Or “Trump seen fleeing possible Grand Jury indictment!!”

  • Paul Hooson

    Well, say what you will about this mess, but if Hillary would have won, then flying monkeys would be hovering over the place by now…

  • yetanotherjohn

    Democrats are just positive there is a Trump impeachment at the end of this rainbow.