Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™.  Enter your best caption for the following picture:
 

 
Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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  • guido81_MA

    God accused of LGBTQRSLMNOP Appropriation for deploying rainbow logo over White House.

    • Rick Adams

      LGBTLSMFTCOVFEFE

      • yetanotherjohn

        EIEIO

  • Mary Gehman

    I didn’t know you could have such a pretty rainbow over a swamp…

  • Retired military

    CNN “Trump shuns rainbows due to LGBT hatred”

  • Retired military

    I dont know what is going on here but I know that everything is going to be okay because Hillary isnt in this picture of the WH

  • Mary Gehman

    In The News…Rainbow appears over White House. Reflections from Trump’s hair gel is blamed.

  • Retired military

    Trump “Jim Acosta, you claim to have layers of fact checking at CNN. Tell me this. Who is that in the upper left hand window”

    Acosta “No clue”

    Trump “Not Hillary”

  • fustian24

    Unfortunately, there’s a pot of indictments at the end of that particular rainbow!

  • Joe_Miller

    That feeling you get when Hillary loses.

  • Joe_Miller

    “Mr. President, you’re scheduled to meet with Reverend Jesse Jackson today.”

  • Trump tweet: Only part of rainbow? Time to fire God.

    • bannie2

      TWO of ’em! God wanted to make sure we saw them!

  • Mary Gehman

    Proof that swamp gas can cause a rainbow…

    • Olsoljer

      Hope someone strikes a match

  • fustian24

    ♫ There’s got to be a morning after! ♫

    • Olsoljer

      …..One Tin Soldier Rides Away……..

  • Mary Gehman

    In The News…Washington DC buys a stairway to heaven…Hell freezes over…

  • fustian24

    RUSSIAN RAINBOW SEEN OVER WHITE HOUSE!
    Rachel Maddow

  • fustian24

    Whenever a democrat switches to Republican, a rainbow appears over the White House, and an angel gets his wings!

    • bannie2

      YAY! Good one!

  • Mary Gehman

    “Quick! Find the pot of gold and tax it!”

  • Rock ThisTown

    If there’s a buck to extort, Jesse Jackson & his Rainbow Coalition are sure to show up.

  • Joe_Miller

    Reuters reports that there were many more rainbows during the Obama administration.

  • Rock ThisTown

    Trump says, “Why aren’t there 50 rainbows overhead?”

  • fustian24


    Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high
    There’s a land that I’ve heard of once in a lullaby.
    Somewhere over the rainbow, states aren’t blue
    And the cash that you dare to earn,
    Really does comes to you.

    Someday I’ll wish upon a Trump
    And wake up where the lying, sack-of-shit, commie, fascist, idiot press are far behind me.
    Where troubles melt like lemon drops,
    High above the chimney tops,
    That’s where you’ll find me.

    Somewhere over the rainbow, the DOW does fly
    Stocks fly over the rainbow
    Why then, oh why can’t I?
    If happy little tech stocks fly beyond the rainbow
    Why, oh why can’t I?

  • fustian24

    Unfortunately, Washington rainbows have a special prosecutor at the end of them!

  • fustian24

    If Trump had ordered it, the rainbow would have been gold.

    • bannie2

      God gives us what we need.

  • Rick Adams

    Even the SKY above the White House is leaking.

  • TheyTukRJobz

    The rainbow ends at Capitol Hill, and that chamber pot is full of fool’s gold… and fools.

  • Mary Gehman

    God flies his freak flag and we fly ours…

  • Scorpion

    Finally, the location of Hillary’s emails were found by divine intervention.

  • Porkopolis

    Metaphor Alert: Hillary Clinton Still Not President

  • Rick Adams

    “I’m afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive…”

    Sorry, Hillary.

  • Rick Adams

    Okay, who let the unicorn out again…

  • Wild_Willie

    There is always a pot of gold by President Trump.

  • At the other end of the rainbow were the Muppets.
    Or were they members of Congress?
    Sometimes it is hard to tell the difference. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4c80b1e4b0420fa372d713bbd4e0c2a14a08cc5905b61bd863604078eded15b4.jpg

  • Rick Adams

    NYT headline: “Sinister Chromatic Aberration Seen Over White House”

  • Rick Adams

    “Oh, geez, Obama’s turned on his grail sign again.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Proof that God is happy that Hillary is not president.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I blame Trump.

  • yetanotherjohn

    WHITE house … Rainbow … If you can’t see the homophobic, white supremacy in the Trump administration when it is right before you’re eyes, then you are a gay bashing racist.

  • yetanotherjohn

    We’ll leave the light on.

    • Mary Gehman

      at motel 666.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Obama always hogged the rainbows, Trump shares them with the rest of the country.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/31973bdca2d7b4883f17ecdd0ce90a8c421136af260b29bce60635b792821524.jpg

  • I thought his tweets were bad, but even his farts come out rainbows.

  • Mary Gehman

    “I’ve been workin’ on the rainbow…
    all the live-long day…”

  • In the velvet darkness of the blackest night
    Burning bright, there’s a guiding star
    No matter what or who you are.

    There’s a light over at the FrankenTrump Place

  • I’ve hired a new Chief Communicator, Roy G. Biv.

  • Olsoljer

    LGBTQ Flight #3 tragically crashed today near the Nations Capital. CNN reports they captured the smoking trail of the falling aircraft on film, and that there are no known survivors. According to “leaked information” from “confidential sources” among the passengers were Killary Clinton, Thrill Matthews, Rachel Madcow, Blome Bill, Wanker Weiner, and several high profile “reporters” from the LSM. The last know transmission from both the pilot Hummer Abedin, and co-pilot Bathhouse Baral was “We’re going down”.

  • Mary Gehman

    Is it a sign from the mother-ship?

  • Paul Hooson

    Well, living in a white house sure beats living in a big grey house….

  • Paul Hooson

    Nowhere over the rainbow…

  • Paul Hooson

    At the end of a rainbow is a government going to pot…

  • Despite overwhelming evidence, politicians refused to believe that there is no pot of gold to be found in DC,

  • Latest Jim Acosta sighting: the crackpot at the end of the rainbow!

    • Olsoljer

      Crackpot – Crockpot – you say tomatoe I say tomato