Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™.  Enter your best caption for the following picture:
 

 
Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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  • Paul Hooson

    Another North Korean has a housefire. The first thing he rescues is his SOY BOY Magazine collection. He particularly likes Miss June Rice Paddy Harvest 1966…

  • Paul Hooson

    Yet another North Korean has a housefire. The first thing he rescues is that haircut discount card where every 10th “Kim Jong Un Cut”. is free…

  • Paul Hooson

    North Korean Doctor: “You have a bad cataract”.

    Kim Jong Un: “Oh no, have Rincoln Continental…”. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6f972714c7cd0ef8a0ba923066d0a57d6fd94cb4f1a7a11430784a53e8b0bf95.jpg

  • Brian Brandt

    Sam “Little Kimmie” Giancana puts the ‘Hug of Death’ on Joey Pots and Pans for skimming from the numbers take.

  • Paul Hooson

    It’s all fun and games until family members get executed….

  • Paul Hooson

    THE TERROR OF TINY TOWN?

  • Paul Hooson

    A proud North Korean Lincoln Continental owner proclaims, “Imperialist running dog capitalist, you build a good car!”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “Do people in your country miss not having Internet access?”.

    “Mostly, the XHamster Asian midget stuff….”.

  • Paul Hooson

    Oh goody, a photo caption contest tailor-made for Paul Hooson, ETHNIC HUMOR & HOUSEFIRE JOKE SPECIALIST

  • Paul Hooson

    Only one sure way to stop this NK nuclear mess. Parachute in those dueling groups from Charlottesville and let God sort it out…

  • Paul Hooson

    Sadly, today safer than Charlottesville. Those flying pedestrians are murder on your windshield wipers…

  • Paul Hooson

    Giving “Troilism” a new meaning?

  • Paul Hooson

    He’s “Dear Leader” to everyone but his close friends. They affectionately call him “Shorty Sawed-Off McRunt”…

  • Paul Hooson

    At any moment you almost expect a rainbow to break out…

  • Paul Hooson

    One Rocket Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest…