Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™.  Enter your best caption for the following picture:
 

 
Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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  • yetanotherjohn

    A love that dare not speak it’s name

  • yetanotherjohn

    Look we didn’t get the new office building built, so we’re going with the “very good murals” idea.

  • Paul Hooson

    Officially known as “The Gang Bang Of Four”?

  • Paul Hooson

    Yeah, but can they pee on the hotel sheets like the Russian girls do?

  • Paul Hooson

    Bad haircuts….another failure of Communism…

  • Paul Hooson

    “Oh goody, there’s four of us! Now we get egg roll!”.

  • Paul Hooson

    Those North Koreans name everything after themselves, including the No-Dong missile… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f530c7a4769a0bdca14d64b4978e93c2cc0692bd8ec6c1c0e1ec774d477bd1b4.jpg

  • Paul Hooson

    Hey ladies, he’s single…

  • Paul Hooson

    Elated to learn that their Communist economy is marginally better off than Venezuela right now…

  • yetanotherjohn

    I ruve you rong time.

  • yetanotherjohn

    At first there was great joy that Colin Kaepernick had finally been signed, but then slowly that turned to sadness as they realized the initial report was wrong.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Remember, the DNC thinks the idea of pro-life democrats is beyond the pale, but that this guy is more responsible than Trump.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Somebody’s German refugee status just got resolved.

  • Brian Brandt

    Dennis Rodman asked a guy he met in North Korea how he was. He said he couldn’t complain.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Hey, if he could kill your entire family, you’d get excited about his John Wayne impersonation too.

  • Paul Hooson

    Hey, I thought that Dennis Rodman fixed this….Thanks a lot Dennis!

  • Paul Hooson

    This guy and Dennis Rodman…Bad haircut soulmates…

  • Brian Brandt

    What do you mean Acme is not a real weapons company?

  • Paul Hooson

    What’s the difference between this guy and South Korea? No Seoul…

  • yetanotherjohn

    These Jenny Craig meetings can get a little emotional.

  • yetanotherjohn

    You know, he’s not just another pretty face.

  • Brian Brandt

    The latest North Korean nuclear blast was so strong it knocked the Russian collusion story off the front page for an entire day.

  • yetanotherjohn

    This just in, Venezuela has just edge North Korea on having the craziest, most screwed up government.

  • yetanotherjohn
  • yetanotherjohn

    Wait a minute, wait a minute. It says we MAY have already won.

    • Rick Adams

      Every year until she passed on, bless her soul, I had the unhappy task of explaining to my poor befuddled mother in law that no, she had NOT won a million dollars from Publisher’s Clearing House. Damn you, Ed McMahon.

      • yetanotherjohn

        Try explaining it to a spoiled brat with nuclear weapons.

  • Brian Brandt

    Kim’s been packing on the pounds lately. He’s been eating to console himself since the NoKo Inquirer printed pictures of Dennis Rodman on a date with Bashar Assad.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Women go crazy for a sharp dressed man.

  • Brian Brandt

    There are two Kims in the news these days. Kim Kardashian’s social life is like a roller coaster, Kim Jong-Un isn’t tall enough to ride one.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Thought bubble: “Does he really love me for who I am or is he just another chubby chaser?”

  • Brian Brandt

    Trump was surprised by the successful North Korean missile launch.

    Almost as surprised as Kim.

    • yetanotherjohn

      Yeah, those premature launches are tough on a guys ego, but not as tough as a “failure to launch”.

  • Brian Brandt

    In North Korea, president assassinates you.

  • Brian Brandt

    His new name after the sex change: Kim Un Hung.

  • yetanotherjohn

    North Korean pick pockets are the worst.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Just jolly him along.

  • Brian Brandt

    Q: What do you call Kim’s girl friend with one leg?

    A: Irene.

    • yetanotherjohn

      What’s a date with Kim like?
      Irene over and you kiss me.

  • Brian Brandt

    Q: How does every North Korean start a conversation about Kim?

    A: By looking over his shoulder.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Not that there’s any thing wrong with that.

  • Brian Brandt

    No, General, when I said I wanted you to give me an erection I meant I wanted you to vote for me.

  • Brian Brandt

    Q: What’s the capital of North Korea?

    A: About three hundred dollars.

  • yetanotherjohn

    If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Thar’ she blows.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Talk about your cultural appropriation … I’m pretty sure that’s not a native Korean dance.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Get a room

  • yetanotherjohn

    PDA … public display of asininity.

  • Brian Brandt

    Clinton signed a treaty with Kim and gave him $100 million. A few years later, Obama signed a treaty and only gave him $80 million.

    Kim asked, “Why not $100 million?”

    Obama said, “Fluctuations.”

    Kin responded, “Oh yeah? Well fluc you Americans, too!”

  • yetanotherjohn

    To calculate the next stag in our rocket development, we need to count to 21.

  • Brian Brandt

    The North Korean ambassador was sitting next to the American ambassador at the U.N. and said to him, “I am sick of seeing your big round eyes.”

    The American replied, “Put on a blind fold.”

    The Korean asked, “Where do I get one?

    The American said, “Here take my shoe lace.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    These erection results are preiminary

  • yetanotherjohn

    Have you hugged your dictator today?

  • yetanotherjohn

    A room with a view.