Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™.  Enter your best caption for the following picture:
 

 
Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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  • yetanotherjohn

    They don’t call him “Dear Leader” for nothing.

    • yetanotherjohn

      They also don’t call him late for dinner.

  • Brian Brandt

    A North Korean tour guide tells a joke

  • yetanotherjohn

    Two four six eight, who do we appreciate

  • yetanotherjohn

    In North Korea when you say your horse came in, you are talking about dinner.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Beauty is in the eye of dear leader.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Where you going? Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you’re out with the boys to boast and brag.

  • Brian Brandt

    Kim: “I will destroy America!”

    Obama: “Too late!”

  • yetanotherjohn

    The cast of Hamilton will be pleased.

  • Brian Brandt

    “I got a ‘Like’ on Facebook!”

  • Paul Hooson

    Did you hear about the big nuclear war in North Korea?

    It did about $50 damage…

  • Paul Hooson

    Ok, for this North Korea joke by Paul Hooson, you get one housefire joke from column A and one “most inappropriate” joke from column B, plus egg roll…soup is extra…

  • Paul Hooson

    At first this looked like a real problem. But, President Trump made one phone call to Anthony Scaramucci , who called a “friend” of a “friend” who took care of it because someone owed him a “favor”…

  • Paul Hooson

    No phone. no lights, not a single luxury, like Robinson Crusoe, it’s primitive as can be….

  • Paul Hooson

    For lunch money, they work as extras in every James Bond film ever made…

  • Paul Hooson

    Everyone remembers when he was just knee high….That was last week…

  • Paul Hooson

    “Who’s been buying your missiles?”.

    “Iran”.

    “Who helped you with the nuclear technology?”.

    “Iran”.

    What did you do when the U.S. struck back in self defense?”.

    “I ran…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    I won’t say that their missiles aren’t very advanced, but someone still has to light the fuse with a match…

  • Paul Hooson

    The U.S. shouldn’t be that worried….as long as Dennis Rodman stays in the country, we have a human shield…

  • Paul Hooson

    A sure way to bring this country to it’s knees? Let that “Ralph Kramden” former bus driver who’s running Venezuela run the country for a week…

  • fustian24

    Kim has so much faith in North Korean missile technology, that he generally watches a launch from over a hundred miles away…

  • fustian24

    I wouldn’t want to cast aspersions on the quality of North Korean missile technology, but the safest place to be for the upcoming launch is probably Guam.

  • Paul Hooson

    Writing North Korea jokes in the wee hours of the morning….The genius of inspiration suddenly arrives or a cry for help…

  • Paul Hooson

    Hey, isn’t this that little Asian guy from ‘TWO BROKE GIRLS”?

  • Paul Hooson

    Our strategy towards North Korea? First the well-reasoned and level-headed actions of UN Ambassador Nikki Haley and Secretary Of State, Rex Tillerson. Then the crazy loud barroom threats of the president…..good cop, crazy cop. That keeps Kim Jong Un guessing…

  • Paul Hooson

    Thought about having a family reunion to celebrate his missile program success, but then remembered how he executed all his relatives…

  • fustian24

    Is that a quarter of a roll of dimes in your pocket or are you glad to see me?

  • Paul Hooson

    A North Korean Dear Leader climbs out of a cave to see if he still had a shadow after a nuclear war…

  • Paul Hooson

    The other big customer for these missiles from ACME? The Coyote from those “Roadrunner” cartoons…

  • fustian24

    Kim to Rodman: “Is it true what they say about the way you people are gifted? Zzzzzzzip! Oh it’s tlu…. it’s tlu…. it’s tlu!”

  • Paul Hooson

    A popular American song? “BLACK HOLE SON”. North Korea? “ASSHOLE SON”…

  • Paul Hooson

    The North Korean version of The Village People don’t have as many costume changes it seems..

  • Paul Hooson

    North Korea? Any product marked “Made In China” means quality there…

  • Paul Hooson

    His North Korean title? Dear Leader. His American title would be? Kitchen Help…

  • Paul Hooson

    He’s like the Yoko Ono of North Korean musical acts. He breaks up the acts by executing the band members…

  • Paul Hooson

    We have little to fear from a country that can’t even rip off Coke… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/20de4ef1af06ee8f5fdb03749d49ef2d9bba89f69eaa0c4457bea3f348c92ab3.jpg

    • Brian Brandt

      Yum! . . . Crabonated!

      • yetanotherjohn

        Truth in advertising

  • Paul Hooson

    This is your country….This is your country without Jews….Any questions?

  • fustian24

    Trump should try the Cajun solution. First he lets roughly 20 Cajuns loose on the Border of North Korea. Then he tells them that North Koreans make great gumbo, but it’s illegal to hunt ’em.

    The country will be decimated within three years.

  • fustian24

    The tense standoff with North Korea was peacefully ended when it was announced that Kim Un will be a contestant on Dancing with the Stars this fall.

  • cathymv

    Someone’s hoping cankels are making a comeback!!!

  • Paul Hooson

    Aug 2016: North Korean “Dear Leader” Kim Jong Un urges his population to eat more dog meat, calling it a “superfood”. But, one North Korean woman refuses and instead uses her dog as an “actor” in an outlandish video she sells on the Net to earn money instead. Despite being Korean, this earned her the title, “The Great Dane”….

  • Paul Hooson

    Obviously, there apparently appears to be no “Super Cuts” in North Korea…

  • Vagabond661

    I just saved 15% on my car insurance.

  • Paul Hooson

    What’s the official term for North Korea’s “Walter Cronkite”, the nation’s premier investigative journalist?

    Executed…

    • fustian24

      Deep undercover.

  • Paul Hooson

    Compared to this guy, the tyranny of Paul Hooson’s housefire jokes don’t seem so bad…

  • Paul Hooson

    I think my Yarmulke is just large enough to cover that silly haircut…

  • jim_m
  • Paul Hooson

    Gez, that little Asian guy isn’t taking it well after CBS cancelled “TWO BROKE GIRLS”…Threatening Guam and everything…

  • yetanotherjohn

    As a gravitationally challenged Asian woman trapped in a man’s body, I know that it is wrong to judge based on race and gender, I just wished privileged white men would learn the same thing.

  • Paul Hooson

    A North Korean has a housefire. The first thing he rescues is the kim chee pot…

  • Paul Hooson

    Some peasants mistook him for a Buddha and rubbed his belly for good luck….Big mistake…

    • yetanotherjohn

      What, they didn’t get a happy ending?