Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™.  Enter your best caption for the following picture:
 
 
 
Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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  • yetanotherjohn

    Can’t we all just give up all hope for a better past … do we really need to rotate the White House so that the front door doesn’t face south?

  • Rock ThisTown

    Trump is lifting & separating the boobs.

  • yetanotherjohn

    By the way, how did Mohamed, Mujhadin and Isis Construction Company get the contract?

    • Rock ThisTown

      It seems the DNC & Debbie Wasserman Schultz did their bidding.

  • yetanotherjohn
  • yetanotherjohn

    Whatever happened to lifting yourself up by your own boot straps?

  • Trump: “I will defeat Kim Jong-Un with my Crane Kung Fu”

  • yetanotherjohn

    I agree we can drill our way to energy independence … but the front lawn?

  • Rick Adams

    UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT

  • Brian Brandt

    Breaking news: Steve Bannon pried from White House office with help from two heavy duty cranes.

  • Antifa’s ambition to remove monuments to slavery knows no bounds.

  • Paul Hooson
  • Brian Brandt

    Renovations at the White House include installing a trap door in front of the Resolute Desk.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Isn’t that cute, daddy bought Barron a truck with a crane … he actually bought two so they can play construction together.

  • yetanotherjohn

    What happens now?

    Well, now, uh, Igor, Ivan and I wait until nightfall and then leap out of the cranes taking the Secret Service by surprise. Not only by surprise but totally unarmed!

    Who leaps out?

    Uh, Igor, Ivan, and I… Leap out of the cranes, and… Um, look, if we had this large drilling rig delivered…

  • yetanotherjohn

    Hey, that hair doesn’t set itself.

  • Tell me again: which one is hoisting Hillary’s petard?

  • I ordered a Lyft, dammit. A Lyft!

  • Brian Brandt

    Where are we supposed to put the tiki torches?

  • Scorpion

    Trumps welcoming detail awaits the Iranian negotiating team with his version of “The Art of the Deal”.

  • guido81_MA

    CNN Reports: Racist Trump uses only WHITE cranes at White House. Unconfirmed sources indicate these may be WHITE RUSSIAN cranes……MMMMMMMM, WHITE RUSSIANS… THISH ISH CNNnnn…..back to you, Coyote…Ooopssss, shorry, I mean, Wolf!

  • yetanotherjohn

    Big boys and their big boy toys … now that’s an arcade claw machine.

  • yetanotherjohn

    The clawwwwwwwww!
    The claw is our master.
    The claw chooses who will go and who will stay.

  • yetanotherjohn

    So in the case of a North Korean EMP attack knocking out electrical communication, we have these giant semaphores ready.

  • Paul Hooson

    Let me guess, installing a revolving door to handle all the staffing changes?

  • yetanotherjohn

    I didn’t know the Flying Wallindas were playing the White House.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Insane in the big crane
    Insane in the brain

  • Paul Hooson

    Q: How can you tell a Republican caption contest?

    A: Even if the caption is about President Trump, the punchlines still end with Hillary…

    • …but that’s making a mountain out of a mole hillary

  • fustian24

    The photo was taken just before the election. The cranes were there to help haul Hillary’s lard ass up into the White House.

    Thankfully, they’re gone now.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I just don’t get this abstract-realism art … but I like the title “Making America Great Again”.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Apparently Trump is ready to move forward with the infrastructure bill.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Crane ready projects?

  • karl_lembke

    “De crane! De Crane!”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Every one needs a little lift now and then.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Lift and separate.

  • Erections lasting more than four (4) hours can be dangerous to your health…

    • yetanotherjohn

      But a whole lot of fun if you have the right partner.

    • Paul Hooson

      Many women agree….A hard man is good to find…

  • yetanotherjohn

    Today a V, tomorrow a W … if the other two cranes show up.

  • Paul Hooson

    Is all of this really necessary for the grandkids’ circumcisions?

  • Paul Hooson

    On the set the last film from Jerry Lewis, “THE WACKIEST CRANE OPERATOR”…

  • Paul Hooson

    For years people will look back on their trip to Washington and the White House, and remember what a mess it was…

  • Paul Hooson

    “Hey, what’s behind this locked green door?”.

    “I dunno. Better get Johnny Keyes to open it…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “I can’t open this to see what’s behind this green door”.

    “I’ll get Johnny Keyes. He’s so good he made Marilyn Chambers pass out…”.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Speaking truth to power lifting

  • yetanotherjohn

    I blame Bush