Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™.  Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Sheriff Joe Pardoned (OPEN THREAD)
You Have The Right To Be Offended [And Open Thread]
  • Melania: “The future’s so bright I have to wear shades!”

  • WHO’S THE BUSTER

    “Donald, they told you not to look directly into the sun.”
    “Who, the same people that said the Earth is getting warmer?”

  • Par4Course

    Trump’s looking to find out why CNN reported that women and minorities would be harder hit by the eclipse than anyone else.

  • Rick Adams

    “Yep… still revolves around me.”

  • Rick Adams

    “Ah, looks like Hillary’s victory cake topper is finally coming back to Earth…”

  • Rick Adams

    “Mmm, mmm, mm! Barack Hussein Obama.”

    • Please don’t utter that scatology. Refer to him as the former President.

      • Rick Adams

        I’ll edit it right after I get back from dropping a few Obamas at the pool.

  • Rick Adams

    “Hey… those are our planes now…”

  • Rick Adams

    “If you start dabbing, I’m gonna smack you.”

  • Mary Gehman

    “Donald, you know that every time you strike that pose you have to see your chiropractor…”

  • Mary Gehman

    “Guess I shouldn’t have bothered using my self-tanner today…”

  • yetanotherjohn

    If you keep making that face its going to stick like that.

  • Paul Hooson

    Praying to the heavens that the Paul Hooson of housefire jokes, Paul Hooson, doesn’t write a Paul Hooson housefire joke…

  • Ken in Camarillo

    If a pigeon poops in your eye, you can look at the sun through it.

  • McG

    “Hey, you pigeon! I’m such a yuge target and you missed me, loser! Sad!’

  • McG

    “I need a hotel on that. Call NASA and tell ’em the new moon program is a go!”

  • McG

    “If he has to be looking at something else smiling like that, I’m just glad it’s a celestial phenomenon and not a younger supermodel.”

  • Paul Hooson

    Watching the air force intercept the latest Hillary broomstick flyover?

  • Paul Hooson

    What’s the biggest difference between a Clinton or Trump presidency?

    Hillary on broomsticks vs, prostitutes on bedknobs…

  • Paul Hooson

    Watching them throw out staffers?

  • Paul Hooson

    Monuments Man?

  • Paul Hooson

    “Yes, Landru”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “Look, these strangers came for The Festival…”.

  • douglube

    And I thought only Chuck Norris could stare down the sun.

  • Scorpion

    Ooooh! That reminds me, Al Roker’s in the bathroom. I think he shit himself on purpose this time.

  • Paul Hooson

    Just started to rain or Russian prostitutes standing on the balcony?

  • Retired military

    MSNBC “Trump came outside and the sun went away. Coincidence? We think not”

  • fustian24

    Is that a hurricane? …out in the Gulf?