Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™.  Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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  • yetanotherjohn

    I think we can all agree that this animal rescue nonsense has gone far enough.
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  • WHO’S THE BUSTER

    Rounding up all the “alien” dogs, English Bulldogs, French Poodles, Great Danes and Chihuahuas and sending them back to where they came from. Yeah, the “Dream” is over.

  • WHO’S THE BUSTER

    A picture of the new Trump cabinet; a good bunch of obedient yappers. “All right all of you, when I say sit, you sit.”

  • WHO’S THE BUSTER

    Where’s all the pussy….I mean cats?

  • WHO’S THE BUSTER

    Who let the dogs out?

  • WHO’S THE BUSTER

    I smell bacon!

  • WHO’S THE BUSTER

    Get those black dogs to the back of the boat.

  • The Trouble With Tribbles

  • Brian Brandt

    The Democratic congressional delegation goes on a Carnival cruise.

  • Brian Brandt

    “Hey! Can you rescue my dog?”

    “Sure, as long as you provide your own kennel., and he has to be able to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over.

    
“I’ll never be able to teach him all that by the time my house is flooded!”

  • Brian Brandt

    I tell ya, my dog is lazy. He don’t chase cars. He sits on the curb and takes down license plate numbers.

    —Rodney Dangerfield

  • Brian Brandt

    When my rescued dog lapped up the filthy water, the veterinarian at the shelter ordered a unique treatment: an IV drip mixing fluids with vodka. “Go buy the cheapest
    bottle you can find,” he told me.

    At the liquor store, I was uneasy buying cheap booze so early in the day, and I felt compelled to explain things to the clerk.

    “Believe it or not,” I said, “this is for a sick dog.”

    As I was leaving, the next customer plunked down two bottles of muscatel and announced, “These are for my cats.”

  • Brian Brandt

    My boat’s sound system comes with 24 sub-woofers.

  • Brian Brandt

    Q – What’s the difference between a dog yapping to get into the boat and a woman yapping to get into the boat?

    A – The dog shuts it once
    you let it in the boat.

  • Brian Brandt

    Once it started to move, everybody wanted to stick his head out over the side of the boat.

  • Brian Brandt

    Who’s a good dog! You’re a good . . . Hey! You better have a bag to put that in!

  • Brian Brandt

    Where are the dog biscuits? I was told there would be dog biscuits.

  • Brian Brandt

    I don’t know what you’re complaining about, Fluffy. It’s not that much different than drinking out of the toilet.

  • Paul Hooson

    Q: How can you tell when a man spent too much time with dogs?

    A: When his main hobby is sitting in the driveway licking himself…

  • Paul Hooson

    101 Damnations?

  • Paul Hooson

    The worst crew for a pirate ship ever?

  • Paul Hooson

    Q: What do these dogs and the man all have in common?

    A: They all think about new places to bury their bone…

  • Paul Hooson

    Puppies glad to be American despite the flood ! In Iraq, ISIS only https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/19ade52e4ed554a03d56b1e3b6d4d43a0073123da5fae77de6dd0b1babb20c21.jpg wants to load puppies up with suicide bombs….

  • Paul Hooson

    The Skipper and Mr. and Mrs. Howl…

  • Paul Hooson

    HOWL’S MY DRIVING?

  • Retriever? I don’t even know her.

  • Brian Brandt

    Hey Rover, it’s camo, not a real tree so get away from my leg.

  • Rock ThisTown

    “The Adventures of Milo & Otis . . . & Max & Daisy & Jake & Buddy & Molly & Duke & Lucky & Lily & . . . .”

  • McG

    Larry the Cable Guy prepares for a fox hunt, Texas style.

  • yetanotherjohn

    You are using the wrong bait.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Apparently casting the lead for the “Lady and the Tramp” revival was complicated by the flooding.

  • yetanotherjohn

    “You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together…and blow.”
    of course sometimes you have unexpected results.

  • In search of Spuds MacKenzie.

  • Paul Hooson

    Dirty Dogs Done Dirt Cheap?

  • Paul Hooson

    “Hey, all you white bitches!”.

  • Paul Hooson

    The worst traveling brothel ever?

  • Paul Hooson

    Brother Love’s Traveling Salvation Show?

  • Paul Hooson

    A flea mart?

  • Paul Hooson

    Ring Worm’s And Jed Bailey’s Flea Circus…

  • Paul Hooson

    “I’m going to order Chinese take-out. Are you in?”.

  • Paul Hooson

    Swamp Bitch?

  • Paul Hooson

    Thankfully, https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/08c683b6b5a513f146201bdf9ecb43be63f1d9bae0ebab56a87811c568721e28.jpg a group of wealthy Brooklyn dogs saw this and wrote a check….

  • Paul Hooson

    Things aren’t as good as they appear….He owns one of those Texas BBQ joints…

  • RadiCalMan

    Where’s the diversity! Cat Bigots!

  • Paul Hooson

    A dog has a doghouse fire. The next thing you know, he ends up on this God damn boat…

  • Paul Hooson

    A dog has a doghouse fire. The first thing he does is to dig up that femur bone of a drifter that this master buried under his front porch to chew on while on this God damn boat…

  • Retired military

    Okay you get 3 guesses on which one is Debbie Wasserman Schultz.

    • Paul Hooson

      It could be almost any of them….

  • Paul Hooson

    In dog religion, their savior came. He may not perform miracles or look like much. But, they’re just grateful…

  • The border patrol could never figure out what he using the dogs as cover for, for smuggling contraband into the US. Years later when asked what he had been smuggling, he responded…. Boats.

  • Paul Hooson