Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™.  Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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  • Mary Gehman

    “When I said to bring your raincoats, I actually meant condoms…”

    • Mary Gehman

      Ew…

      • yetanotherjohn

        Self ewing? Is that allowed?

        • Mary Gehman

          It’s a dirty job, but someone’s gotta to do it…

  • yetanotherjohn

    Two slick politicians and one polyester weave.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Trump knows how to hold an audience, even if it is by the shoulders.

  • yetanotherjohn

    In the move of a grand master, Trump declared them both ‘it’.

  • WHO’S THE BUSTER

    His wife? Have you seen mine? I have pictures.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Two out of three politicians agree, rain jackets are a good thing to wear when its raining.

  • RadiCalMan

    I never said that draining the swamp was going to be easy, so let’s start cracking some heads!

  • RadiCalMan

    Don’t worry boys, we’ll evacuate you from Texas to Mar-a-Largo. Harvey won’t be able to get to you there. However, just watch out for Irma, she’ll blow you away!

  • RadiCalMan

    You know, when I started this I didn’t realize the swamp extended all of the way to Houston!

  • Mary Gehman

    “I am ambidextrous when it comes to pussy-grabbing…”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Friends don’t let friends drive drunk … but as far as these three are concerned they can do anything they want.

  • fustian24

    In retrospect, the plan to evacuate Houstonians to Miami may need revisiting.

  • Retired military

    Trump “Remember guys. It could be worse. Hillary could be President”

  • Paul Hooson

    “Wow, you’re acting so kind and compassionate. Great job!”.

    “Day’s no over…”.

  • yetanotherjohn

    The art of the meal.

  • Paul Hooson

    The president consoles victims of Paul Hooson’s housefire jokes?

  • Mary Gehman

    “I just want to tell you both good luck…we’re all counting on you…”

  • Wild_Willie

    “I only have room for one favorite from Texas. So. You two have to fight and the one who lives is my fav.”

  • Don’t worry I can put you both up at Mar A Lago.

  • yetanotherjohn

    By the looks on their faces, whatever he’s selling, they aren’t buying.

  • “I’m here to mete out payback for Chris Christie… Remember how Congress didn’t want to fund relief for Hurricane Sandy?”

  • “…. I never jest… and don’t call me Shirley.”

  • Do you smell what The Don is cooking?

  • Vagabond661

    “The drunk opened the door and asked, ‘Where’s that nun with a sore tooth?'”

  • Mary Gehman

    “Two is company…three’s a crowd…I’m outta here…”