Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™.  Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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  • Porkopolis

    NOOOOOO! Don’t cross the streams!

    https://youtu.be/jyaLZHiJJnE

  • fustian24

    I wish I could flood Congress.

  • fustian24

    I’ve got your backs…just like you Senators had mine in the vote to replace Obamacare.

    But I kid!

  • Rick Adams

    Since there was a gold fringe on the flag, all promises were null and void.

  • fustian24

    MATGA, boys, MATGA.

    (MAke Texas Great Again)

  • fustian24

    So, we’re all agreed. Hillary together with her friends in Russia caused this storm…

  • fustian24

    For old times sake, let’s just blame Bush!

  • fustian24

    It could be worse.

    At least you don’t have to contribute to the Clinton Fund to get some federal help!

  • yetanotherjohn

    Ted, John, I lost a cuff link and need you to do some diving for me.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I’m sorry John, we are just plum out of rain jackets.

  • Rick Adams

    I’m not entirely sure what’s going on in this photo, but I’m gratified to see that the Dowager Empress of Chappaqua is not pictured.

  • yetanotherjohn

    You can tell a lot about a man by what he wears. Ted has obviously been hunting before and wears a rain jacket appropriate for outdoors. Donald has obviously been golfing before and wears a rain jacket appropriate for the course. John obviously isn’t smart enough to figure out its raining.

  • fustian24

    What? Melania?

    She’ll be here as soon as she changes shoes.

  • yetanotherjohn

    John, would you please stop playing pocket pool long enough for us to feed these people.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Hey guys, great news. I found someone who can make us a great deal on small dogs. It looks like we will be able to feed these people after all.

  • BluesHarper

    Trump assures Texans that help will arrive as soon as Obamacare is repealed and replaced.

  • Mary Gehman

    “Relax…I’m not stabbing you in the back…I’m patting you on the shoulder…”

  • yetanotherjohn

    45 … thats about the right caliber of the man.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Ted thought bubble “I can’t believe I lost to this guy”.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Mr. President, Senate Majority Whip is a title, its not really anything kinky.

  • cathymv

    Let us pray: Dear Lord, Thank you for not letting Hillary be President!

  • yetanotherjohn

    Why is Trump lobbying the 2% of the Senate that are sure to vote for relief funds?

  • fustian24

    As ol’ Fainting Cankles would say: What Happened?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Do either of you guys know how to cook? When I make something for dinner I make reservations

  • yetanotherjohn

    The good news is that I haven’t seen any zombies.

  • Rick Adams

    Purell.

    • yetanotherjohn

      Is that with a Texas accent, like “Pure hell”?

  • yetanotherjohn

    The president seeks the advice and consent of the Senate on what to cook.

  • Rick Adams

    “Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.”

  • fustian24

    The problem is, every time Cornyn and Cruz almost finish cooking a meal, McCain shows up and throws it out.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Go on John, give the man a harrumph so we can move on to the next photo op.

  • BluesHarper

    Trump announces that he has slept with Pelosi and everything will be fine now.

    • Rick Adams

      Ew.

    • Retired military

      +1 for most inappropriate.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Do not eat the chili. I had some an hour ago and I have been sitting on a ring of fire ever since.

  • yetanotherjohn

    No, trust me. A wet T-shirt contest is a natural when its raining like this and I guarantee that it will lift the people’s spirits.

  • fustian24

    Trump announces the Dream Act for Republican Congressmen.

    Start passing some damn bills if you wanna stay!

  • Rick Adams

    “I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Trump meets with his kitchen cabinet.

  • yetanotherjohn

    An informal poll shows that two out of three politicians are from Texas.

  • Rick Adams

    “Not to worry. A semi full of MAGA ponchos is on its way.”

  • sarahconnor2 #TermLimitsNow

    “You guys are so lucky Hillary isn’t the President!”

  • sarahconnor2 #TermLimitsNow

    In the next photo he slams their heads together.

    • Scorpion

      And they form an ass.

  • sarahconnor2 #TermLimitsNow

    I’m sure somehow this is a Nazi KKK white nationalist rally.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Why do I have the feeling that in Miami the senators won’t be as friendly?

  • yetanotherjohn

    You know what they say, ‘two heads are better than one’, so one of the three of us needs to get their head chopped off to get us down to two heads.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Why don’t we really blow the press’s mind and have you two wear the stiletto heels next?

  • Brian Brandt

    Relax, guys. Most of the people in Houston are Democrats.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Ever been in a Turkish prison?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Sorry guys, I can’t go to the strip club with you, the old ball and chain tagged along.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Why are you looking at me like this is the show me state?

  • yetanotherjohn

    What did you expect? “Welcome, sonny”? “Make yourself at home”? “Marry my daughter”? You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.

  • yetanotherjohn

    You know why Houston will re-build so quickly? Look at the politicians we vote for.