Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™.  Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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  • Scorpion

    Don’t worry, Obama told me he’ll help lower the seas when he heard about my talk with Pelosi & Schumer.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Two Texans look skeptical when someone from the federal government shows up with the words “I’m here to help”.

    • Rick Adams

      Followed by “The check is in the mail.”

      • yetanotherjohn

        Unfortunately, we Texans send lots of checks to DC every April.

  • Rick Adams

    John and Ted held out for Fluttershy as best pony, but it figures that Trump would be a big Rarity fanboy.

    • I never would have guessed that Rick is a Brony.

      • Rick Adams

        And yet you recognized the reference right away. ^_^ *brohoof*

        • yetanotherjohn

          I’m just proud to say I have no idea what either of you are talking about.

  • yetanotherjohn

    The good news is there isn’t a single democrat in this picture.

  • yetanotherjohn

    We have to act fast, I just heard a Kennedy has offered to drive some of the ladies home across the bridge.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Is there anyone in the kitchen buying what anyone else is saying?

  • Rick Adams

    Come on, this photo doesn’t show us what is most important: what kind of footwear do they each have on their feet.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Aw shucks Mr. President, at the second battle of Sabine Pass it was 5000 yankees vs 50 Texans and we won. I don’t think a little rain will keep us down long.

  • yetanotherjohn

    You boys finish up here, I’m off to Miami.

  • “Sure, Harvey was big, but if you want to see a really big windbag, then take a look at Hurricane Hillary.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    I’ve got it. We get Senator Warren to do a rain dance and we are sure to have things dry up immediately.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Pardon me, do either of you gentlemen have any grey poupon?

  • yetanotherjohn

    So what do you do in Texas for entertainment, besides swimming?

  • cathymv

    not to worry gentlemen, your prostrate exam will be fine. I have small hands! But then again, everything is bigger in Texas!!

  • yetanotherjohn

    It could be worse, it could be raining … wait a minute … nope it couldn’t be worse.

  • Rock ThisTown

    “First, we drain Houston, then we drain D.C. Are you with me?”

  • Rock ThisTown

    “What we have here is a failure to appropriate . . . .”

  • Rock ThisTown

    “We better call the National Guard. Brian Williams & Hillary are hovering above us in a helicopter saying they’re taking sniper fire.”

    • yetanotherjohn

      Given that this is Texas, they might even be right for once.

      • yetanotherjohn

        On more mature thought, given that this is Texas, if they were taking sniper fire in Texas, they wouldn’t be able to tell anyone about it.

  • Rock ThisTown

    “Houston . . . we have two problems.”

  • Two men dressed for work, and a do nothing dressed for style…

  • yetanotherjohn

    Awwww, they’re all wet.

  • Retired military

    Trump “Okay guys. Hurricane David is headed for the conservatives spewing bullshit in his wake. Lets go out there and barrage him with facts”

  • Retired military

    Trump “Hurricanes? I was hoping we had gotten rid of Hillary”

  • yetanotherjohn

    I found a really smart farmer who knows everything there is to know about water drainage, he’s outstanding in his field.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I think I have found a way to get rid of all the water … the key to my plan is that Oklahoma sucks.

  • Retired military

    NY Times “Trump plans out Irma’s path to do the most damage to minority communities”

  • yetanotherjohn

    You can lead a horse to water … but if you do so the horses ass will show up too.

  • WHO’S THE BUSTER

    “Don’t believe a word out of this man’s mouth.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Overheard while they discuss the menu: “All I am saying is give peas a chance.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    I just made a great deal on some beach front property and the best news is that its now 50 miles closer to Houston.

  • yetanotherjohn

    This could be the start of a beautiful friendship.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Look guys, I didn’t get you down here under false pretenses. I told you the pussies would be wet … show me a dry cat within a 100 miles of here. I said the women would be holding you tight … didn’t that grandma you lifted off the roof hold you tight? I said it would be all you can drink … they got so much water you can’t drink it all.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Hey, don’t worry. I have it on good authority the world won’t end by flood.

  • yetanotherjohn

    By the seventh chorus, Trump singing “The sun will come out tomorrow” was getting a little old.

  • Mary Gehman

    “Try and look at the bright side…we can open a water park…”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Why are men so clueless in the kitchen?

    • Mary Gehman

      Aren’t they clueless everywhere?

      • yetanotherjohn

        Misandry, thy name is Mary.

        • Mary Gehman

          That’s ‘Miss Andry’ to you…
          🙂

          • yetanotherjohn

            Miss Mary Andry, got it.

      • I don’t get it 😉

  • Mary Gehman

    “Kumbaya, my Lord. Kumbaya…”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Vini, vidi, cocti

  • yetanotherjohn

    Why doesn’t everyone just go stay in their beach homes?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Look it could have been worse, it could have hit one of Texas’s dry counties.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Can you hear me now?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Apparently Trump’s idea of mud wrestling as part of a fund raiser is going to be a tough sell.

  • cathymv

    Texas!!! Only TWO THINGS come outta Texas, steers and queers. Which one are you boys? I don’t see any horns!

    • Mary Gehman

      Which one is an officer? Which one is a gentleman?

  • cathymv

    Trump: You’ve got a sense of humor Cruz… I like that in a man.

    Cruz: What do you like in a woman?

    Trump: Big tits.

    • yetanotherjohn

      Personally I like to see what I can get into a woman.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Someone’s in the kitchen with Donald
    Someone’s in the kitchen I know

  • yetanotherjohn

    I think Hollywood has gone to far int his three stooges remake.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Unfortunately, at that moment, the radio started playing “If you can’t be with the one you want, love the one your with”.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Talk about your disasters, this menage a trois is horrible.

  • cathymv

    I pity the fool – and I will destroy any man or woman who tries to take what I got

  • cathymv

    The job is done, the bitch is dead!!