Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of September 15, 2017

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ mercifully spared us a picture of She Who Shall Not Be President shilling her book complaining about Why She Shall Not Be President. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un provides guidance on a nuclear weapons program
Here are the winning entries:

1) (Retired military) – Kim “so did the letter from Trump say exactly how I was supposed to fit it in my ass? and why is clock counting down?”

(fustian24) – “Is this where the atoms are kept?”

2) (Red Five) – Kim: “If I tol you ronce, I tol you tousand times: refty roosy, lighty tighty!”

(Mike) – “Why exactly is ACME violating the embargo?”

3) (Mary Gehman) – “This is great! Now, we can dry clean these pantsuits before we return them to Hillary.”

(rodney dill) – “Where is chocolate frosting?… I definitely ordered…. Yellow Cake, Chocolate frosting.”

4) (McG) – “You need to paint something really scary on this end. Like maybe a picture of a North Korean nuclear bomb.”

(yetanotherjohn) – Then, when dear leader broke into ‘Gingham style’ the scientist were really freaked out.

5) (Rick Adams) – You can’t hug your children with nuclear arms. You can, however, get a METRIC SHITETONNE of money at regular intervals from nervous Western nations.

(Porkopolis) – Coming this fall from Sony Pictures! The long-awaited re-make of the beloved classic:

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

6) (Scorpion) – Dear Reader, We put bomb in trash compactor to make smaller. Simple, right?

(Paul Hooson) – The North Korean version of The Three Stooges? But, the catch-phrase is, “Nuke, nuke, nuke…”.

Honorable Mention:

(Joe_Miller) – Missing from this photo is the general who thought it would be funny to call the first bomb “Fat Man.”

(Rock ThisTown) – “No, you idiot! I said NUKE bomb, not NUDE bomb!”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to two winners who tied:

(cathymv) – I know its a bomb, but not as big a bomb as Hillarys Presidential run

(Brian Brandt) – What do you mean, “Acme is not a real weapons company?”

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(guido81_MA) – As ordered, Dear Reader, here is mold to make condoms for bestest buddy, Dennis Rodman. Textured for your preasure.
Reservoir tip need be more bigger, berieve me!

(TheyTukRJobz) – Yes, Fearless Leader. You just put your penis in here for a half-hour every day and 6 months later, it will be a powerful 6 inches long!

Best Reuse of the Caption of Choice for the Trump Administration:

(RadiCalMan) – Thanks to Bubba, this is where we are today; aren’t you glad we won’t have to find out what Hillary would do next!

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

September 17th, 2017. Nothing (Of Importance) Happened Today, and Open Thread.
Same Old Song, Same Faithless Chorus [And Open Thread]
  • Retired military

    Thanks for first folks.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Thanks for fourth. This week was a fun and easy photo to caption.

    • Paul Hooson

      He’s a bad man. A man without a Seoul…

  • Got caught sliding into second with Red Five! Many thanks!

    • Red Five

      Second place! suh-WEET!

  • Paul Hooson

    Thank you so much for the recognition of my joke here. I deeply appreciate it. – I’ve been living homeless in my van for about two weeks, but should finally have an open apartment on Monday after my home was taken in foreclosure from an outrageous mortgage scheme. It did me a ton of emotional good to manage to post a few jokes here, But, it really did my heart a ton of good to have one of my jokes recognized here. Thank you my friends for this emotional boost. You’re so wonderful and good to me. I deeply appreciate it!

    • Mary Gehman

      Hang in there, Paul. I hope that things get better for you.

      • Brian Brandt

        Ditto that.

  • Thanks Sarah.

    Just realized there’s probably a “Slim Pickens” caption floating around somewhere for this pic too.

    @Brian Brandt – excellent caption

    • Brian Brandt

      Thank you, Mr. Dill.

  • Mary Gehman

    Thanks for 3rd! Have a good week and God Bless! See y’all on Friday (again!)!

  • Scorpion

    Thank you Sarah.

  • cathymv

    Readers choice!!! Sweet! Its like the Emmys for Wizbang… but so much better and a hell of a lot funnier!! 🙂 thanks sarah… thanks all!!