Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Pope Francis Rebuked
The Former President's Surveillance Of Political Enemies Relegates Watergate To A Distant Second Place
  • Brian Brandt

    Trump: Is my fly open?

    Haley: Yes, but don’t worry. Everybody’s looking at your hair.

  • Mary Gehman

    “Thong, or commando?”

  • Mary Gehman

    “I just love it when you blow in my ear…”

  • guido81_MA

    If Rocket Man doesn’t stop living his life like a Candle In The Wind by this weekend, I’m gonna send Bennie And The Jets to that Madman Across The Water in Pyongyang to arrange a Funeral For A Friend because Saturday Night’s Alright For Fighting and, since now that I am president, The Bitch Is Back.

    • Mary Gehman

      Someone Saved My Life Tonight…it could have been Daniel or Levon…or maybe it was the Tiny Dancer who was doing the Crocodile Rock. All I know is I’m Still Standing even though I made a Sacrifice.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I can smell that my speech made you excited.

  • fustian24

    Since none of these people apparently believe in walls, Trump is considering removing all security from the UN. They’ll like that.

  • fustian24

    Trump is considering housing all imported Syrians here at UN headquarters.

    Heck, in the General Assembly alone they can probably fit a good hundred.

    It’s not like it’s being used for anything productive right now.

  • During a reverent moment of silence at the General Assembly, it was recorded that the average Global temperature dropped 0.1 degrees.

  • Trump: “Man, that Kim Jong-Un sure is pudgy.”
    Haley: “I could just ride him Gangnam style.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Oh Nikki, you’re so fine you’re so fine you blow my mind,
    hey Nikki, hey Nikki

  • stan25

    Just another.over done Star Wars barroom scene without the strippers.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Haley to the chief

  • stan25

    Just think of how much money I could make if this place a hotel.

  • Rock ThisTown

    “Which one do you think is the dotard-est?”

  • Rock ThisTown

    “When’s the Miss United Nations pageant?”

  • Rock ThisTown

    “No, Nikki, that’s not Macron’s mother . . . that’s his wife!”

  • Rock ThisTown

    “Oh, I’m not believing this . . . Hillary set up booth to sell her book!”

  • RadiCalMan

    Sorry Nikki, I thought dealing with the swamp in D.C. was bad. This place is a cesspool!

  • Rock ThisTown

    “I swear, if Rosie O’Donnell apologizes to Kim Jong Un one more time, she’s getting deported!”

  • RadiCalMan

    We put a whoopee cushion on the Russian Ambassador’s chair. Wait for it, wait for it!

  • RadiCalMan

    You know that with Melania, I don’t have to worry about mussing up my hair with those stupid headphones, she my personal international interpreter!

  • stan25

    If you think media hates me now, wait until I file treason charges against Hillary and Obama.

  • cathymv

    Hillary and I were at the bar last night when she fell to the floor. the bartender screamed out… Does anyone know CPR! I screamed back, Hell, I know the whole alphabet!! everyone laughed, well except for Hillary laying there on the floor

  • yetanotherjohn

    If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

  • *Singing in harmony*: “I love you truly, truly dear!”

  • Brian Brandt

    “Why do you always wear a red tie?”

    “It’s part of my ‘brand,’ like Hill’s pants suits.”

  • Paul Hooson

    “So you’re an Indian?”.

    “Not that type of Indian…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “Don’t most Indians come their homeland, Indiana?”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “I’m a teepee, I’m a wigwam, I’m a teepee…”.

    “Calm down, you’re two tents…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “First you grabbed her pussy and then you grabbed that other woman’s pussy…”.

    “Sorry, I didn’t know it was your turn…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “How’d my address go?”.

    “Well, you totally made up a name of an African country that doesn’t even exist, and then claimed it has a health care system superior to the U.S., then you called Kim Jong Un, “Rocket Man”, which only many persons over 50 will understand the Elton John reference, but other than that, pretty good…”.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Nikki, do you like movies about gladiators? Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

  • Kenny Moore

    No sir, it’s U.N., for United Nations. It’s not the Unsecurity Council.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Haley’s Comment

    • Unfortunately only comes once every 76 years.

      • yetanotherjohn

        She should speak up more.

      • Vagabond661

        Same as Hillary…

        • yetanotherjohn

          The world would be a better place if Hillary spoke less and came more often.

        • Hillary’s problem isn’t how often she comes, she just won’t go away.

  • jim_m

    Say what you want about the UN, they still have more balls than the Republican Congress.

  • fustian24

    Yeah, a player kneels at a North Korean soccer match and they cut his feet off.

  • Servius

    Did you see the Iranians? Their heads exploded.

  • WHO’S THE BUSTER

    I will give you the Saints plus 6 and I will take the Panthers.

    Ummm…I have to pretend I am not watching football this Sunday if you get my drift. The base loves this kind of nonsense.

  • yetanotherjohn

    How about you and me head off for some diplomatic relations?

  • Mary Gehman

    “…and all these schmucks truly believe they have ‘diplomatic immunity’…”

  • Mary Gehman

    Trump: “You have something stuck in your teeth…”
    Nikki: “What makes you think I fucked a thief?”

  • Paul Hooson

    Some men wake up at the crack of dawn, while others only wake up in Dawn’s crack…

  • Paul Hooson

    Uh, Haley’s vomit?

  • Paul Hooson

    Uh, Klaatu Barada Nikki Haley?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Wait for it, wait for it … she’ll be announcing the winners any moment now …

  • Mary Gehman

    “Hey, Donald…are you aware that they haven’t announced the winners in the Wiz Bang Caption Contest and it’s Monday afternoon…?”

  • fustian24

    Every time I hit refresh I keep seeing that Commie Pope at the top of the page. It’s almost enough to drive me back to pro football!

    Don’t worry Nikki, Kevin delays the winners page now and then for a few hours when he needs a few more clicks to make the Wizbang monthly click quota. Just a few more refreshes and we should have it.

    But Donald…what if it’s not that…what if…what if…what if sarahconnor has gotten a LIFE?

    Then WHAT!!!?