Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Free Speech and the NFL
Sorry, NFL, You DON'T Have an Unassailable 'Right' to Protest the National Anthem
  • sarahconnor2 #TermLimitsNow

    Boy was Bob surprised when his 3 orders of “Shit-On-A-Shingle” showed up.

  • sarahconnor2 #TermLimitsNow

    Hey kids! Can you find the people who hate America in this picture?

  • Retired military
  • sarahconnor2 #TermLimitsNow

    If you knock all 3 of them down with the balls, you get the giant stuffed unicorn and a border wall.

  • fustian24

    I dunno what’s going on, but if it heads south, you know they’re gonna blame Bush.

  • fustian24

    This is not the bush Clinton had in mind.

  • fustian24

    If it isn’t Bush and the two Dildos.

    • Mary Gehman

      ew…

  • fustian24

    This reminds me…when does the Swamp get drained again?

  • Rock ThisTown

    Five Flags Over Feckless.

  • guido81_MA

    Shmoe, Larry & Girly

  • “Hey Phil, what’s your golf handicap?”
    “Them.”

  • “Hey everybody. We’re all gonna get laid!”

  • The downside of watching The Goonies on a smart phone.

  • You were expecting a photo for Habitat for Humanity – Sorry that’s Carter. This is a photo of the Habitat for Inanity

  • fustian24

    Just add Carter to complete the set.

  • Joe_Miller

    “Romper, stomper, bomper boo. Tell me, tell me, tell me, do. Magic Mirror, tell me today, did all my friends have fun at play? I can see Billy and Georgie and Barack…WHAT THE HELL KIND OF NAME IS BARACK?”

  • fustian24

    They’ve done damage to this country that ordinarily would have taken 6 presidents to accomplish.

    That’s 3 under par!

  • fustian24

    All I see are handicaps.

  • fustian24

    It’s the three Pussketeers.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Missing one out of three isn’t bad.

  • yetanotherjohn

    You know, some ideas are so bad, like the disrespect shown during the national anthem protests, that even Obama can’t support them.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/87de814ff96597d04a30ea63fd7bb4aa92b2b51fe42e585799fbe07010eacadd.jpg

  • yetanotherjohn

    Great. I’m trying to take a selfie and these three dufusses photo bomb me.

  • yetanotherjohn

    With Trump as president, Obama sees the future is so bright, he has to wear shades.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Meat and two veg.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Phil takes a knee and these three get behind him.

  • yetanotherjohn

    See, this is why you should be more specific in your prayers. Don’t just say “Get behind me Satan”.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Clinton: “So, what you been doing these days George?”
    Bush: “Just enjoying myself, been chopping a lot of wood.”
    Clinton: “I’ve done a lot with my wood, but never chopped it … wouldn’t that be painful?”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Ex marks the spot.

  • yetanotherjohn

    $1.4 Trillion, $5.8 Trillion, $7.9 Trillion … this is an expensive photo for the taxpayers.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Why are these men smiling?

    Because Hillary isn’t president.

  • yetanotherjohn

    When I said “watch the birdie” I meant I thought he was going to make the putt.

  • yetanotherjohn

    You’re so vain, I bet you think this selfie’s about you.

  • yetanotherjohn

    “Bill, the tournament is called ‘president’s cup’. It doesn’t mean you have to cup me.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    So I swallowed one of those gastroenterology cameras, you know, the kind that pass through your entire digestive track, and guess what the last frame showed …

  • yetanotherjohn

    Child delivered on golf course traumatized when he opened his eyes for the first time.

  • yetanotherjohn

    What’s wrong with this picture?

    Nothing that Trump couldn’t fix if congress would just give him some support.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Proof that photography doesn’t steal your soul … I mean you would have to have one before it could be stolen, right.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Three members of one of the most exclusive men’s club ever … eat your heart out Hillary.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Are those golf balls in your pockets or are all three of you that glad to see me?

  • Vagabond661

    After the picture, Phil Mickelson autographed their balls.

    • yetanotherjohn

      That tickles

  • Vagabond661

    Obama: “If you like your clubs, you can keep your clubs.”

  • Rock ThisTown

    So three Presidents walk into a golf tournament. And . . . none of them are Hillary!

  • Porkopolis

    Alien space probe message back to its mother ship:

    Beam me up…no intelligent life here.

  • fustian24

    Phil is in a dangerous spot.

    I wouldn’t be comfortable getting between Clinton or Obama and a camera!

  • fustian24

    Every time Obama missed a putt, he blamed Bush.

  • McG

    “Ah’d be holdin’ up two fingers behind George’s head if it wasn’t fer this dang arthritis.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    It must be nice to be retired on a fat pension and leave the mess you created for others to clean up.

  • Hey America. You F#cked up… You trusted us.

  • Phil: “Hmmm…. Where have I seen you three before? The Nairobi Trio?”

  • Three Ex-Presidents walk into a bar. The bartender says unpleasantly, “This is unprecedented Un-Presidents.”