Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of September 29 2017

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ showed a loss in the number of captions submitted compared to the week before this one. What the heck? It’s not like I’m kneeling during the anthem. You all should have more time for captioning, now that the NFL has mysteriously vanished. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (fustian24) – Perhaps unsurprisingly, this was followed by a round of golf.

2) (yetanotherjohn) – So I swallowed one of those gastroenterology cameras, you know, the kind that pass through your entire digestive track, and guess what the last frame showed …

3) (Paul Hooson) – There’s a rumor that Clinton will fly his pants at halfmast in honor of Hugh Hefner…

4) (rodney dill) – “Hey Phil, what’s your golf handicap?”
“Them.”

5) (RadiCalMan) – The three leaders of the “Make America Weaker Again” (MAWA) and their little dwarf, Igor, get together to review their progress.

6) (Mike) – Clinton: I’ve got his daughter’s phone number!
Bush: I’ve got his back!
Obama: I’ve got his wallet!

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(cathymv) – A Trump in the Whitehouse is worth two behind Bush

Honorable Mention(s):

(guido81_MA) – Shmoe, Larry & Girly

(Rick Adams) – And then the three started elbowing each other and telling weird in-jokes like “Area 51, badda boom, am I right?”

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(retired military) – Clinton “I didn’t mind people taking a knee when I was in office”

(mary gehman) – “Is that a camera between her boobs…???”

Best Reuse of the Caption of Choice for the Trump Administration:

(Rock ThisTown) – So three Presidents walk into a golf tournament. And . . . none of them are Hillary!

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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  • yetanotherjohn

    Thank ya, thank ya very much. For my next number I will do something special for Bill here, “Blue suede dress”.

  • Paul Hooson

    Wow! Thank you so much for this surprise third place winner Sarah and friends! – This helps cheer me up after last week where my two dogs were deliberately poisoned and killed by a bad person at my former residence when they were playing in the yard of my dog sitters, It was a heartbreaking week, losing my beloved 10 year old Archie and his 10 month old son, Olaf, two days later after they had been poisoned https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7aba856c52353ee9013cbcff6dafe302ad3736878d137c70ecec914cc9704d51.jpg . I was left with hundreds of dollars in emergency vet bills in an effort to save the puppy, but the rat poison he was poisoned with caused him to bleed to death and he had to be put down despite the best efforts at the animal hospital.

    • Brian Brandt

      It takes somebody really reprehensible to poison a dog.

      • Paul Hooson

        They both died horrible deaths. It was a real heartbreak to me…

    • Mary Gehman

      I am so sorry for your loss. I believe there is a special place in hell for anyone that is cruel to animals…

    • sarahconnor2 #TermLimitsNow

      Paul, I am so sorry you’re going through all this.

    • That’s just … low. Really sorry to hear it.

    • Scalia

      When I was a boy, I had a dog that look exactly like that, excepting the tail. Her tail was longer.

  • Big number six! I’d like to thank Sarah, the academy, my mom, Sarah, my writers, the cast…did I mention Sarah?? Thank you!

  • Thanks Sarah!

  • Retired military

    WOohooo Got most inappropriate. Or at least tied for it.

    Thanks all

  • cathymv

    Readers choice…. sweet!! thank you all! (channeling her inner sally field)… You love me, you really really love me!!!

    Thanks Sarah! and Happy MOnday all!!! Great captions this week!!

  • Mary Gehman

    Thanks for finding me ‘inappropriate’….again!!! It’s a title I’m comfortable with! And, I’m honored to share that title with Retired Military. Have a great week and see y’all Friday morning! God Bless!

  • Rock ThisTown

    Squeaked in with a ‘Best Reuse’ mention. Thanks Sarah! Congrats to all & see ya Friday!