Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of October 6, 2017
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  • yetanotherjohn
  • yetanotherjohn

    Come on … look at him. You think he’s going to get any action except by forcing aspiring actresses to swallow their pride … amongst other things they would have to swallow?

  • Rick Adams

    Chicks dig bad boys… just saying.

  • Rick Adams

    “Wonder twin powers, activate!”

  • Joe_Miller

    “I need a cootie shot real bad.”

  • Rick Adams

    Look up the word “sketchy” in the dictionary; this picture is there.

  • Rick Adams

    Prison ID numbers 176-167 and 176-671.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I have the feeling that saying ‘f*ck you and the horse you rode in on’ will be taken as a counter-offer.

  • Paul Hooson

    “Just for fun, I’m going as a witch for Halloween…”.

    “So, you’re not wearing a costume this year?”.

  • Paul Hooson

    ENTER THE DRAGONLADY?

  • Paul Hooson

    “Oh. for God-sakes, don’t blackmail me with this photo!”.

  • Paul Hooson

    All my trials?

  • Wild_Willie

    “Everybody look at my right hand so you don’t see what I’m doing with the left.”

  • fustian24

    Harvey, either you start making with some of that starlet action or, I promise you, we’re going to start taxing it!

  • fustian24

    “I just start kissing them,” Weinstein says. “I don’t even wait. And when you’re a big producer they let you do it. You can do anything.”

    “Grab them by the pussy,” Weinstein adds. “You can do anything.”

  • fustian24

    D’oh. Problems inserting an image!

  • fustian24

    Harvey Weinstein presents a problem to Hollywood. Will they live up to their own feminist standards when the perpetrator is one of their own? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0c71ad27d024191589371fc9085851843a218d731f3bc0adb42fa6c570232958.jpg

  • fustian24

    That’s not good lighting for the two of them.

    You know…on!

  • fustian24

    Harvey, you’re missing the plot here.

    I’m not saying that I’ll screw you if you give me money.

    What I’m saying is that if you don’t give me money I’ll screw YOU.

    It’s a big difference really.

  • fustian24

    Because when you’re looking for moral guidance, your first thought is Hollywood, followed closely by Washington DC.

  • fustian24

    Brokeback Studio…

    I don’t know how to quit your money Harvey!

  • Hillary: “C’mon. Help make me President.”
    Harvey: “Sorry, I’m not doin’ fiction anymore.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Five, count ’em five. Yep, I’ve been in all five of her holes. Why do you think she needed to learn that alternate nostril breathing crap?

  • Escobar Cheung

    “Hold on just a minute. I raped Ashley Judd. Do you seriously think I would touch THIS? …THIS!?”

  • yetanotherjohn

    I’ll show you mine, but I sure don’t want to see yours.

  • Hillary: “I still miss Bill… but my aim is improving.”

  • Hillary’s Sisyphus moment in her attempt to restore dignity to Harvey’s career.

  • “Let’s fly.”
    “Where’s your broom?”
    “Pinched between my cheeks.”

  • “And if you can’t be… with the horndog you love… love the one you’re with!”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Stand by your man, at least if he’s a liberal

  • Paul Hooson

    Oh, the Huma-nanity!

  • Paul Hooson

    How you can tell things are going great for Paul Hooson? Harvey Weinstein is involved, yet Paul Hooson can’t even come up with a good Jewish joke…