Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of October 6, 2017
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  • sarahconnor2 #TermLimitsNow

    Looks like both are getting sloppy seconds.

  • yetanotherjohn

    In the morning I suspect we will find two arms chewed off and left under the pillow.

  • Joe_Miller

    That must be Hillary’s good side or it’s an old photo because she doesn’t look like a worn-out thrown-away rag.

  • Mary Gehman

    “I’m sorry I spilled my drink on you…can I suck your tie…???”

    • cathymv

      harveys grateful that he spilled it on his tie… not his pants

  • cathymv

    Harvey is desperate to stay off Hillarys hit list….

  • cathymv

    Harvey is desperately telling Hillary he already has girlfriends – Mrs. Palmer and her 5 daughters!!

  • yetanotherjohn

    Pardon me.

    If only I could.

  • Rock ThisTown

    Hillary, please . . . hands off – don’t poot!

  • fustian24

    Their sex tape is apparently doing less box office than Howard the Duck.

    • Scorpion

      It’s playing on Animal Planet.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I didn’t know Harvey was producing Granny porn.

  • Retired military

    Dickens “It was the worst of times and it was the worst of times”

  • Retired military

    Weinstein “Hillary you are looking a lot better than the last time I saw you”
    Clinton “When was that”
    Weinstein “about midnight on election night”
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  • Retired military

    Weinstein “Didn’t it make you mad hearing that tape of Trump talking about grabbing pussy”
    Hillary “Yeah. He never tried it with me and I was jealous that he beat me to it”

  • Rock ThisTown

    “Hey Hillary, let’s do a remake of Sunset Boulevard!”

  • stan25

    The newest member of Pedophile Island traveling group.

  • stan25

    Hillary feeling for Bill favorite toy, an unsmoked Monte Cristo.

  • fustian24

    Hey Harvey! When was the last time you soiled a pantsuit?

  • Rock ThisTown

    She has lengthy experience in handling sexual predators. Harvey, you should make sure there aren’t any plates within her reach.

  • Shave the whales

  • Weinstein: “I did not sexually harass with this woman, Mrs. Clinton. No man is that desperate.”

  • Brian Brandt
  • Brian Brandt

    Why is he wasting his time with Hill when there’s a fresh, young aspiring starlet just waiting to be ‘discovered?’
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    • yetanotherjohn

      pssst I think that is his wife.

  • Brian Brandt

    Harvey, have I got a gal for you! Her name’s Huma, and she’s just back on the market after a bad breakup.

  • Brian Brandt

    OH, Harvey, say it ain’t so! Where will I ever find another contributor with a wallet as big as yours?

  • Mary Gehman

    “…wanna see my glory hole…???” (ew…)

    • Brian Brandt

      Now you can ew yourself.

      • Mary Gehman

        Thank ew!

  • Brian Brandt

    Ah, ya big teddybear, let me motorboat those big beautiful man-boobs of yours!

  • Brian Brandt

    Good news Harvey. We can carpool to our trials.

  • Brian Brandt

    Look Hill! I’m not wearing any pants!

  • Brian Brandt

    Hill: “Harvey, is it true that the Jews run Hollywood?”
    Weinstein: “Not enough to keep me out of this mess.”

  • RadiCalMan

    At least he paid Hillary for her services!

  • RadiCalMan

    Someday, they are going to be cellmates in HELL!

  • Brian Brandt

    This is Harvey’s wife. She loves him because . . . he makes her laugh?
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  • Brian Brandt

    This is Harvey’s wife. She loves him because . . . he makes her laugh?
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  • Brian Brandt

    You’d think this guy could afford to join the Dollar Shave Club.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Feminism – We don’t care about women if it would hurt the left.

  • Brian Brandt

    Ah, this picture brings back fond memories. The Foundation was rolling along, Bill was out of my hair, Harvey was a fountain of money, and I was going to be the first woman President of the United States.

    Yeah, good times. Good times.

  • Brian Brandt

    Oh, you don’t like fly fishing? I thought you said you enjoyed casting.

  • McG

    “Sorry, Hillary. You can come watch me shower but Bill has to wait outside.”

  • Brian Brandt

    I’m a little depressed Hill. What with the water restrictions I had to give up showers and start taking sponge baths.

  • Brian Brandt

    Mr. Feinstein, I’m ready for my close-up.

  • Brian Brandt

    O.K., Hill, I’ll give your foundation another million. Now stop choking me with my own tie.

  • Brian Brandt

    Classic Hollywood party. When do Peter Sellers and Claudine Longet show up?

  • No caption, just, isn’t it amazing just how many sexual predators and perverts Hillary has surrounded herself with?

    • fustian24

      Please.

      I’m breakfasting here!

    • Retired military

      +1 for most inappropriate. Of course anything involving Hillary is inappropriate.

      • Inappropriate…it’s what’s for dinner!!

  • yetanotherjohn

    Me. Me. Sexually harass me.

    The line forms to my left.

    There is nothing to my left.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Harvey was a big fan of Obamacare … it covered STD.

  • yetanotherjohn

    The question is not why the left wants to control us, that is just their ego. The question really is why they ever thought we would let them.

  • yetanotherjohn

    The event was covered by Entertainment Weekly … you know ew.

  • yetanotherjohn

    The man gave so much to the democrats he couldn’t even afford razorblades.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I know I’m cruel, but they deserve each other.