Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of October 13, 2017
NBC Ignored Weinstein Story? OPEN THREAD
  • yetanotherjohn

    Harry gets all handsy with Melania

  • yetanotherjohn

    So you are saying she has enormous tracts of bottom land.

  • Rick Adams

    “$250,000 the first time, $500,000 for the second time… it’s like a swear jar.”

  • Rock ThisTown

    “So . . . you want to be in pictures?”

  • Rock ThisTown

    Like all royals, Harry is a ‘hands-on’ prince.

  • Rock ThisTown

    The Fresh Prince of Orange Gel-Hair.

  • fustian24

    Harry:
    So, I’ve been reading about your Hollywood scandal. It seems every single actress has a Harvey Weinstein story, and they all told him no and managed to escape. Yet they all went on to have successful Hollywood careers.

    How is this to be understood?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Donald told Melania to watch him, the last time the British where at the White House, the burned the place down.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Humming the Monty Python theme song may not be the most diplomatic thing to do, but it sure is fun watching him deal with it.

  • yetanotherjohn

    ‘Hands across the sea’ loses something with this generation.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Grandma is very strict. She used to slap his hands with a scepter every time she caught him playing with himself. Now just having thoughts about it makes his hands hurt.

  • yetanotherjohn

    See, this is what happens when you don’t let people use their hands when playing ‘football’.

  • yetanotherjohn

    No, they don’t call me ‘Prince Grace’, why do you ask?

  • Joe_Miller

    I recognize Ellen, but who’s that with her?

  • yetanotherjohn

    You don’t frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person! Ah blow my nose at you, so-called “Arthur Keeeng”! You and all your silly English Knnnnnnnn-ighuts!!!

  • Joe_Miller

    “No, I’m Harry. You know, the one who still has hair.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Playing ‘Patty-cake’ isn’t the same if you’re playing by yourself.

  • Mary Gehman

    “…Looks like it’s me and you again tonight…Rosie…”

  • Joe_Miller

    Prince Harry meets with the assassin who’s agreed to take out his brother.

  • “My hands are not tiny. Want to shag?”

  • “And then, there I was, with a double handful of Madonna’s bum…what should I have done?”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Let me guess. You shook hands with a liberal and now you feel like you need to wash them.

  • 2klbofun

    One is feminine and speaks with an accent. The other is the First Lady.

  • Retired military

    Harry “So what do you think Hillary did to get Bernie’s endorsement”
    Melania “I have no idea”

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  • yetanotherjohn

    Prince Harry: Well, you’re a woman of the world, First Lady.

    Melania: Yes…

    Prince Harry: I mean, you’ve been around a bit, you know, like, you’ve, uh…. You’ve ‘done it’….

    Melania: What do you mean?

    Prince Harry: Well, I mean like,….you’ve SLEPT, man and wife….

    Melania: Yes….

    Prince Harry: What’s it like?

  • fustian24

    Well, if there’s one good thing that’s come out of the Weinstein mess, it does make my Dad look just a little less pervy.

    I think.

  • fustian24

    If Hillary is so concerned about the idea of putting a sexual predator in the White House, perhaps it’s a good thing she lost then. Right?

  • Mary Gehman

    “My career as a prince has been unfulfilling…I am now selling Allstate Insurance. Would you like to be ‘in good hands’…???”

  • Rock ThisTown

    After the untimely death of Monty Hall (R.I.P.), Harry couldn’t make a deal to trade Camilla for Melania.

  • Rock ThisTown

    “Will you Americans take Piers Morgan & rid us of him once & for all?”

  • “I dropped the baby…. I don’t know why.”

  • Rick Adams

    She’s not wild about Harry…

  • yetanotherjohn

    Okay, my favorite caption has gotten no love. I like this one so well, I’m going to ‘bump’ it. The original is about 8 from the bottom.

    … and is it also true they are made of brass and clank when he walks?

  • Paul Hooson

    And, the biggest eww of the century award goes to…

    “And, so I held Paul Hooson’s balls like this and told him to cough….The funny thing is I’m not even a doctor…”.

    • yetanotherjohn

      Well who hasn’t done that?

  • Paul Hooson

    “And, so I went to Puerto Rico, and I thought the damage looked just terrible. Then a local told me, “Oh no, the neighborhood always looks this way”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “Well, I’m tell you one guy who won’t be entertaining at the White House…Tom Petty…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “Well, one hand grabs the pussy, the other pulls the string…”.

  • Rick Adams
  • jim_m

    You know, Harvey Weistein was here. Those aren’t flowers on the potted plant.

  • Kenny Moore

    You have huge … presence.