Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of October 13, 2017
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  • yetanotherjohn

    I’m not sure what is going on here, but I am sure that the press will tell us its the end of civilization as we know it.

  • Harry: “I do like the floral arrangement… but do you really need decorated Glory Holes in the White House?”

    • Mary Gehman

      ew…

  • “…and this is how’d I’d grab Hillary’s ass…. Well…. one cheek anyway.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Harry is having a hard time explaining how naming your son ‘Barron’ doesn’t count in the order of precedence.

  • sarahconnor2 #TermLimitsNow

    “I really admire your husband’s real estate dealings, especially those…huge tracts of land.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    So I have both hand in her up to my elbows and she tells me to clap, when I couldn’t she said “See, I told you I was tight”.

    • Mary Gehman

      ew…

      • yetanotherjohn

        ew are just full of ew-self today

        • Mary Gehman

          It’s tr’ew’….

  • sarahconnor2 #TermLimitsNow

    Luckily, Harry had written what he wanted to say to Melania on his hands.

  • sarahconnor2 #TermLimitsNow

    “If I keep my hands in view like this, can the Secret Service call off the snipers?”

  • Scorpion

    Mark Stein is a friend of mine. You’re no Mark Stein.

  • yetanotherjohn
  • yetanotherjohn

    We have a singer with your name, well actually he’s formerly known as prince, but you get the idea.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Let me guess, the press is going to blame her for him sitting with his knees apart.

  • yetanotherjohn

    She’s neatly dressed, the US flag is free flowing and her side of the curtains looks freshly pressed … his half of the room has more wrinkles than Hillary.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Follow your spirit, and upon this charge
    Cry ‘God for Harry, England, and Saint George!’

  • EricSteel

    No my name is Harry Windsor, not Harvey Weinstein.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Those saying that he is just a mannequin with poorly posed hands, don’t know the real Harry.

  • yetanotherjohn

    A new royal family, a wild nobility
    We are the family

  • yetanotherjohn

    They told him diplomacy is like brain surgery, so he very carefully scrubbed his hands first.

  • yetanotherjohn

    That Harry is a real handful.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop washing my hands.

  • jim_m

    Melania: I speak 5 languages but there still isn’t a word for this kind of stupid.

  • Vagabond661

    “I’m just saying you could be the FIRST First Lady…”

  • fustian24

    Once you go ginger, you won’t ever…ah…linger?

  • fustian24

    So, does the carpet match the drapes?

    Well, let me put it this way, my protection detail code name is “Fire Crotch”…

  • yetanotherjohn

    Who knew if Trump was impeached, Prince Harry takes over as president and has to marry Melania … only the left.

  • Retired military

    Harry “So who do you think the dems will run against Pres Trump in 2020?”
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  • fustian24

    The flower arrangement?

    Gift from Harvey Weinstein. Why do you ask?

  • Eanie meanie, chili beanie,
    The spirits are about to tweet.

  • fustian24

    Melania figures she’s only got 4 or 5 good years left before Trump swaps her out for a new model, so she’s starting to consider the possibilities of European royalty.

  • “Whaddya mean ‘harass’ is one word.”

  • McG

    “People say I shouldn’t be self-conscious being the only royal ginger. They say the first Queen Elizabeth was a ginger. But… wasn’t she a virgin?”

  • Mary Gehman

    “…and this is how you juggle your private life with your personal life…”

  • Mary Gehman

    “…and, this is the proper way to juggle testicles…”

    • yetanotherjohn

      I’m pretty sure there is no proper way to juggle testicles.

      • jim_m

        They have to be removed first, something European men are familiar with.

        • yetanotherjohn

          I’ll bow to your superior knowledge … that will also let me better protect the family jewels.

      • Mary Gehman

        There’s probably plenty of improper’ ways, though. Just sayin’…

        • yetanotherjohn

          true that

  • yetanotherjohn

    So Melania, would you like the ‘Royal treatment’?

  • Melania: (thinking) “When Donald said something about being royally screwed, I thought he was referring the Kim Jong-Un’s nukes.”

  • WHO’S THE BUSTER

    When “I” grab them by the pussy, I use both hands.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Melania calmly listens as Prince Harry uses his “droit de seigneur” pick up line.

  • WHO’S THE BUSTER

    Hmmm…younger, more money and royalty….and look at the size of those hands.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Harry demonstrates a “royal flush”.

  • Joe_Miller

    “I’ve trained Grandmum’s Corgis to jump through this flowered wreath and land in my hands. What else should I do with my time?”

  • yetanotherjohn

    You would think young people today wouldn’t be digitally challenged.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I’m this many from being King.

  • yetanotherjohn

    We have a late entry into the ‘Upper class twit of the year’ race.

  • yetanotherjohn

    The farce is strong with this one.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Harry has the hands of a sturgeon.

  • Mary Gehman

    “This is how I juggle my family jewels…”

  • yetanotherjohn

    I built the house of Windsor with me own two hands.

  • yetanotherjohn

    A grateful nation rejoices as Bill is not in this picture.

  • yetanotherjohn

    They don’t call him ‘Hand-some Harry’ for nothing.

  • fustian24

    Melania: So Harry, does the carpet match the drapes?
    Harry: Sure does. What about yours?
    Melania: What carpet?

    • yetanotherjohn

      I mean after all, she’s not bald.