Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of October 20, 2017
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  • Paul Hooson

    Pretty fly tie for a white guy?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Arnold Horshack went into politics?

  • yetanotherjohn

    You like your diner? You can keep your dinner … if you can keep it down after I’m done talking.

  • Paul Hooson

    Probably it is safe to say that Gilbert Gottfried isn’t likely to retire soon after viewing this performance…

  • Paul Hooson

    The sound of no hands clapping…

  • Paul Hooson

    More annoying than “The Sounds Of Tsongas”….

  • Paul Hooson

    One scathing review of Paul Hooson’s nightclub called him a :”Creepo Gramps”owner. Put Paul Hooson and Paul Ryan in the same room and most people will think its a reunion of THE MUNSTERS…

  • Paul Hooson

    The soundman just hung up his headphones and quit….

  • Paul Hooson

    A nightclub has a housefire. The last thing they save are the microphones….

  • Paul Hooson

    An Irish American becomes a member of Congress and then Speaker Of The House. His first act is to destroy stand-up comedy…

  • Paul Hooson

    The sound of one hand crapping…