Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of October 20, 2017
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  • Brian Brandt

    “And I’m leaning to the right for the same reason the Democrat behind me is leaning to the left . . .

    . . . the open bar! Ba-Boom!
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  • McG

    “I don’t get no respect. Hey! Take my president — please! Hey! Whoa! Oh, look at that, my time’s almost up. Whoa! Hey! That’s what she said! Ooh, tough crowd!”

  • Brian Brandt
  • Brian Brandt

    Hey, look. We got the watches. But the Deplorables have the time.

  • Brian Brandt

    Mitch McConnell wanted to be here, but the home locks the doors at 9 PM.

  • Brian Brandt

    Let’s wrap this up. The podium turns into a pumpkin at midnight.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Women in the back are all praying that he stops.

  • Brian Brandt

    You like all these Trump jokes? John Podesta wrote them for Hillary’s inauguration speech but they got hacked and posted to Wikileaks.

  • yetanotherjohn

    “Speaker Eddie Munster bombed last night at the Al Smith dinner! Not good!”

  • Brian Brandt

    Breaking News – Alfred E. Smith disowns his eponymous foundation.

    • Mary Gehman

      Aren’t you supposed to be off somewhere, looking at trees…??? 😉

  • stan25

    Just ran into Harvey Weinstein in the corridor. He was looking for Hillary.

    • cathymv

      Ewwwwww

      • Mary Gehman

        It’s so nice to quoted…

  • Mary Gehman

    “…Does anybody really know what time it is??? Does anybody really care…???”

  • Mary Gehman

    “Alex, I’ll take “It’s About Time…” for $500.00…oh, wait…it’s the ‘Daily Double’…”

  • Mary Gehman

    “Who knew that crashing weddings would be this much fun…!!!”

  • Mary Gehman

    “Where’s my arm-y?”
    “It’s up my sleeve-y!”

  • Mary Gehman

    “…and, this is my scar from my recent wrist-slitting…”

  • Mary Gehman

    “…are we due for a bathroom-break any time soon…???”

  • Mary Gehman

    “Wow, I really DO have ‘time on my hands’…”

  • Mary Gehman

    “Man…my carpal tunnel is really acting up again…I’ve just gotta stop whacking off in the men’s room…”

    • Mary Gehman

      ew.

  • Mary Gehman

    “Oops!!! I forgot to cut the price tag off of my shirt…”

  • jim_m

    I see from my watch that it is time to put the party establishment over the needs of the people again. Funny how frequently that occurs, huh?

  • Mary Gehman

    “It’s all in the wrist…”

  • Paul Hooson

    “Hey, who invited Eddie Munster to speak?”.

  • Paul Hooson

    Alfred Smith? The only guy who could lose to Herbert Hoover by a landslide!

  • Paul Hooson

    “Let me start out with this housefire joke I heard Paul Hooson tell….”.

  • yetanotherjohn

    He started his speech with “Pardon me while I whip this out”, which was followed by a universal ‘ew’ from the audience.

  • Par4Course

    Typical GOP establishment behavior: Appearing at a dinner for a foundation honoring a famous Democrat.

  • Mary Gehman

    “Hey, I gotta go…my basket of deplorables is double-parked…”

  • Vagabond661

    Time to get a new speaker.

  • yetanotherjohn

    What time is it?

    It is two freckles past a hair.

  • yetanotherjohn

    He is so inside the beltway, he’s inside out.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Why does being socially accepted by democrats amp up the speaker?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Von Ryan’s expression

  • yetanotherjohn

    I’m not just some pencil necked geek, I’m a pencil necked geek with a bow tie.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Please shut up, people are eating here.

  • Paul Hooson

    Uh, The Squeeker Of The Mouse?

  • Paul Hooson

    “So many bow ties. You guys Black Muslims or something?”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “So, here’s a little joke I heard Ice T tell at a celebrity roast. “Hey, all you honky White mother-fuckers!”.. – See. it’s such a good joke that it holds up no matter how many times you tell it!”.

  • Paul Hooson

    Things were going not too bad, but then he attempted to tell “The Aristocrats” joke, and then it was downhill…

  • Paul Hooson

    Two less popular Democratic loser dinners? The George McGovern and Walter Mondale dinners…

  • Paul Hooson

    “It’s so great you could time away from Congress to come here tonight”.

    “I’m not busy there…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “You know, when you think about legendary Speakers Of The House….”.

    “Your name never comes up. Right?”.

  • Paul Hooson

    Uh, a dinner to name him as an honorary “Paul Hooson”?

  • Paul Hooson

    “I knew Foster Brooks. Foster Brooks was a friend of mine. Sir, you’re no Foster Brooks…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “…And, if you have any bottles or cans to return, please put them in my bottle return sack. Congress salaries aren’t so good with staffers to pay, etc…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “Pretty fly for a White guy. Huh?”.

  • Paul Hooson

    If this was a Bill Clinton dinner event, some girl would be underneath the table before dessert…

  • Paul Hooson

    “So Harvey Weinstein goes to this female doctor. She tells him that he needs to stop molesting. He asks, “Why?”…. “So I can examine you…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    What could make this event a lot funnier? The Catholics running this event inviting some Jews…

  • Paul Hooson

    This is your event. This is your event without Jews. Any questions?