Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of October 20, 2017

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminded us once again how in-touch with everyday Americans the DC elite are. We had over 200 posts so we have two winners per place. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (cathymv) – The four whorsemen of the apocalypse in the front are accepting a new whorseman!! Pestilence – war – famine – death – government

(Mary Gehman) – “….Eddie Munster cleans up nice….”

2) (Brian Brandt) – People always ask me, “Is Paul Ryan a very, very clever man pretending to be an idiot?” And I always answer, “No.”

(Mike) – It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad comment…

3) (jim_m) – I see from my watch that it is time to put the party establishment over the needs of the people again. Funny how frequently that occurs, huh?

(guido81_MA) – I’m here to make fun of Trump and be your useful idiot. Love me. Please.

4) (Rock ThisTown) – “Hillary isn’t here because she thought the dinner was in Wisconsin.”

(Eric Steel) – Clowns to the left of me, jokers to my right.
Here I am, Speaker of the Congress for you.

5) (rodney dill) – “Personally I can’t wait for the day when we can meet to honor the Hillary Rodham Clinton MEMORIAL Foundation”

(Joe_Miller) – “Mickey’s big hand is on the 12. It must be time to start.”

6) (McGeehee) – “I don’t get no respect. Hey! Take my president — please! Hey! Whoa! Oh, look at that, my time’s almost up. Whoa! Hey! That’s what she said! Ooh, tough crowd!

(stan25) – Please deposit your hip waders in the box on the way out the front door.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(fustian24) – Hillary wasn’t able to be here.

She’s too busy not being President.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Paul Hooson) – “So Harvey Weinstein goes to this female doctor. She tells him that he needs to stop molesting. He asks, “Why?”…. “So I can examine you…”.

(yetanotherjohn) – Ryan admits to being sexually harassed and exposes the hand that did it.

Best Reuse of the Caption of Choice for the Trump Administration:

(Retired military) – Ryan “It is like today is groundhog day with a twist”

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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  • yetanotherjohn

    I would like to thank the former Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders for her inspiration that landed me this award. Well done all.

  • jim_m

    3rd!!!! Fabulous! THX.

  • Paul Hooson

    Well, I’m pleased as punch to share top inappropriate honors with the great Yetanotherjohn here. My Harvey joke was really out there. A new variation on the Anthony Weiner joke I once told here.

    • yetanotherjohn

      Aww shucks, twarnt nuthin’. Buddy Hacket would be proud of your joke.

      • Paul Hooson

        Indeed, there’s a screwy guy that well knew how to work the room blue right there. God rest his soul. He was one of the greats for sure! What a lovable goofy guy he was!

        • yetanotherjohn

          I’ve been watching some old Carson and saw him recently. He could work blue without a single beep. Great comic.

  • Retired military

    Thanks for best reuse.

    There were a lot of excellent entries this week.

  • cathymv

    First place this week!! Whores will do it ever time!!! Thanks a bunch all!! Thanks Sarah!

  • Mary Gehman

    It’s an honor to share first place with Cathy! In this contest, we females are an endangered species, boldly swimming in a sea of testosterone! This week, estrogen has prevailed! Good contest, everyone! See y’all Friday morning! God Bless!

    • yetanotherjohn

      “It’s an honor to share first place with Cathy!”

      “First place this week!! Whores will do it ever time!!!”

      I’m just sayin’

      • Mary Gehman

        Eating some sour grapes, are we…???

        • yetanotherjohn

          Hey, I’m inappropriate and my brother from another Minyan and I are just fine with that. I’m just sayin’.

    • cathymv

      Mary!!! So sorry, I totally missed that you got first place too!!! (Too early, glasses were off….). Congratulations dahing! I am in excellent company!!! You ready come woman!!!

      • Mary Gehman

        You rock, too!!!

  • Thanks Sarah.

  • Rock ThisTown

    Thanks for 4th, Sarah! And congrats to cmv & MG on 1st – ‘four whorsemen’, how hilarious is that + there had to be an EM joke. Thanks again & congrats to all!

  • Thanks for the shared 2nd! My only regret is that I could not come up with something more inappropriate this week!