Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of October 27, 2017
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  • Retired military

    Reporter “Where’s Hillary?”

    Bill “Oh she is just enjoying her bday cake”


    • Might as well enjoy her cake there. Her career’s in the crapper!

  • Mary Gehman

    “Cherio, mates! I’m off to snog with the Queen…or a Princess…or, anyone, for that matter…”

  • Paul Hooson

    Came to polish the knob, if you know what I mean?

  • Paul Hooson

    When they answered the front door he remarked on what a splendid knocker….

  • Paul Hooson

    A man on the street who wasn’t any fan recognized Bill and remarked, “Wanker”. However Bill responded with, “Not if Monica can help that”.

  • Paul Hooson

    So Monica tries to speak with her mouthful and Bill responds with, “I didn’t know you knew cockney!”.

    • Mary Gehman


  • Paul Hooson

    Knowing that he came seeking Clinton Foundation donations they wisely posted a “No Influence Peddlers” sign…

  • Mary Gehman

    “Oh…I misunderstood…you’re from MI6…for a moment there, I thought you said ‘Am I sexy?’…”

  • Mary Gehman

    Nothing to see here folks…just another swingin’ dick…

  • Mary Gehman

    “There’s no knockers…no knobs…what’s a guy to do…???”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Lost in translation

  • yetanotherjohn

    America’s most famous sex pervert stands with all his friends (and the cop who has to be there).

  • yetanotherjohn

    I know the US and UK have a special relationship, but this is going to far.

  • “Hillary and I stopped in and had a wonderful English breakfast with eggs, crumpets, tomato, beans and some sort of sausage…”
    “No, not for years.”

    • fustian24

      The funniest part of this is the idea that Bubba and Cankles still breakfast together…


      • It’s a stretch, but seemed to be the best way to work banger in.

  • “Then the PM told me she likes to ride the tube….”

  • Presxit

  • “I’ve gotta stop catching rides across the pond with Hillary. That broomstick shoved my skivvies so far up my ass I still can’t walk right.”

    • Mary Gehman

      Then, he’s not doing it right! ­čśë

  • fustian24

    After “doing the Weinstein” all night, Bubba can’t even raise his right hand…

  • Rock ThisTown

    “I did not have 10 Downings with that woman, Miss Lewinski. I think it was only 9.”

  • Retired military

    Bill Clinton heard that Mueller indicted Hillary and realized.
    If Hillary goes to jail she will probably die there, he is free to carouse around for life, spend millions of dollars from his foundation by himself, and noone will believe anything Hillary says about him while she tries to save her own skin.

  • Joe_Miller

    About time Bill visited his illegitimate children from his days as a Rhodes Scholar.

  • Mary Gehman

    “Come hither, you throbbing mattress kitten….”

  • (British cop:) “‘Ere I thort th’ new Doctor ‘Oo were a bad idea, now this bugger’s arditionin’ t’ play th’ new Marster.”

    • Brian Brandt

      Great Cockney accent.

  • cathymv

    Spotted Dick

  • Rick Adams

    Bill had to travel all the way to the UK to be in a country ruled by a woman.

  • yetanotherjohn

    He raised his hand a ‘Poofta’ he was gone.

  • Hey, I didn’t get a Harumph outta that guy.

  • stan25

    A world wide farewell trip before being perp walked on his way to Supermax.

  • xcharrier

    Hillary Won’t.

  • Scorpion

    Hey Hillary! At least I’ll go down…. as a President. (H/T) Barak Hussein Obama