Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of October 27, 2017
Cutting Back the Infernal Revenue Service
  • yetanotherjohn

    The English are too polite to tell him “Just go away”.

  • yetanotherjohn

    He offered to show Theresa May the ‘lance that slew the dragon’.

  • yetanotherjohn

    No one could understand what he meant when he kept asking for directions to the ‘happy hunting grounds’, but eventually they figured out he was looking for the way to Rotherham.

  • Mary Gehman

    “Nothing to see here, folks…just a Sex Pistols Reunion…”

  • Mary Gehman

    When you sleep with a dog, you wake up with fleas. When you sleep with fleas, you wake up with THIS…

  • Mary Gehman

    “I woke up this mornin’ with a dog collar around my pecker…hope the corgies are micro-chipped…”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Looks like the English have picked the wrong week to stop enforcing the ‘Crimes against nature’ laws.

  • yetanotherjohn

    This one goes to 11.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Quick, get the travel ban in place.

  • I did not have sexual relations with that woman…

  • yetanotherjohn

    These days Bill makes his living as a door to door gigolo.

  • yetanotherjohn

    American werewolf in London?

    • Rick Adams

      His hair was… perfect.

      • Mary Gehman

        …but, was he drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic’s?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Somebody has been watching to many episodes of ‘London, city of vice’.

  • yetanotherjohn

    That’ll teach them to send us reruns of Benny Hill.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Let me guess, he just knocked on the door and asked if they had prince Albert in a can.

  • Jwb10001

    Bye Hill, I’ll be in this nice Federal housing facility with Harvey and Jeffery.

  • Paul Hooson

    ….Meanwhile, back in the U.S., the wheelchair groper strikes again…

  • Paul Hooson

    When he heard about Bush 41’s “wheelchair groping” he remarked, “Close, but no cigar”.

  • Paul Hooson

    He finds out that seducing British girls are different. Some want to be spanked first…

  • Paul Hooson

    Calling on Scotland Yard to find Hillary as a missing person?

  • Paul Hooson

    Going down like London Bridge?

  • Paul Hooson

    Federal halfass house?

  • Paul Hooson

    Number 10, Downer Street?

  • Paul Hooson

    Monty Python”s Flying Circle Jerk?

  • Paul Hooson

    Funny thing is that he didn’t have to travel all the way to England just to be away from Hillary not being President…

  • Paul Hooson

    Say what you will about Bill Clinton as Governor of Arkansas, but he brought shoes to Arkansas, while maintaining traditional family values like cousin marryin’…

  • fustian24

    The Hillary Presidency isn’t dead.

    It’s just restin’. Remarkable campaign, the Whitewater Blue, idn’it, eh?

    Beautiful plumage!

  • Paul Hooson

    A family in the UK have a housefire. The first thing they do is have tea and biscuits…

  • fustian24

    Bubba better learn to “look left” or some motor lorry is gonna splash him before he’s gone three blocks.

  • Paul Hooson

    Let me guess? Gary Glitter’s last fan?

  • Paul Hooson

    Just before he traveled to England, he posed with Bush 41 in a grope photo…

  • Paul Hooson

    Anomaly In The UK?

  • cathymv

    Who wants a wet willie!!!

    • Mary Gehman

      Bill would even settle for a dry hump…

      • cathymv

        Please… hes already got that in Hillary…

  • Paul Hooson

    Well, we know who wears the pantsuit in that family….

  • Paul Hooson

    Simply arresting?

  • Paul Hooson

    What do you say to a Clinton in a pantsuit?

    Will the defendant please rise….

  • Rick Adams

    PC Barnaby lost the coin toss once again.

  • Mary Gehman

    “I’m the Full-Monty Python…”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Who’s next for the cavity search … yes sir, you with the raised hand, thank you for volunteering.

  • Mary Gehman

    “Oh…you said ‘fox hunt’…I thought you said ‘foxy cu…”

    • Mary Gehman

      ew!

      • yetanotherjohn

        Self ewwing is just one step away from self loathing.

        • Mary Gehman

          In this particular case, it’s self flattery…

  • Mary Gehman

    “Hey…are there any sheep around here???”

  • “Hey, any o’ y’all seen Theresa May? I hear she’s quite a looker fer an English gal.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    He’ll be all right … he speaks cockney like a native.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Here I am Honey … strange how Bill and Hillary have so much trouble hooking up with each other … but not with others.

  • Bobby (thinking): “yank wank”

  • Rock ThisTown

    “Hey folks, I understand Big Ben isn’t working. But don’t worry, Little Ben is working just fine!”

  • Mary Gehman

    “and, then she said “drop your linen and start grinin’ “, and the rest, as they say, is history…”

  • Mary Gehman

    “Oh God…Bill’s here…lock up the wenches, give the maids the day off, take the corgies to the kennel, and put the sheep WAY out to pasture…there’s just nothing he won’t try to screw…”

  • Kenny Moore

    Margaret was right, limey interns are the best.

  • stan25

    Bimbo eruptions at 10 Downing Street starring Bill “it is not sex” Clintoon.