Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of October 27, 2017

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ paid homage to Halloween with a creepy representative of the walking dead that you just can’t get rid of. We had over 200 posts so we have double winners for each place. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:


Here are the winning entries:

1) (Mary Gehman) – “The corgies were just humpin’ my leg…and I kinda liked it…”

(EricSteel) – “Theresa May or May not.”

2) (fustian24) – The Hillary Presidency isn’t dead.

It’s just restin’. Remarkable campaign, the Whitewater Blue, idn’it, eh?

Beautiful plumage!

(Joe_Miller) – Theresa May’s Halloween costume is impressive, but it will probably scare the kids.

3) (cathymv) – Who wants a wet willie!!!

(Scorpion) – Hey Hillary! At least I’ll go down…. as a President. (H/T) Barak Hussein Obama

4) (Rock ThisTown) – “I’ll have the fish. Where da chippys at?”

(yetanotherjohn) – Quick, get the travel ban in place.

5) (Rodney Graves) – This here’s a story ’bout Billy Joe and Bobbi Sue…

(rodney dill) – “Hillary and I stopped in and had a wonderful English breakfast with eggs, crumpets, tomato, beans and some sort of sausage…”
“Banger?”
“No, not for years.”

6) (Rick Adams) – In search of the elusive Wisconsin vote…

(Mike) – It’s not just his upper lip he’s keeping stiff!

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(sarahconnor2) – Raise your hand if you’re a Clinton who has been elected POTUS.

Honorable Mention(s):

(Brian Brandt) – Fun fact: There is no doorknob on the outside of 10 Downing Street.

That’s so they can keep out the American white trash.

(stan25) – A world wide farewell trip before being perp walked on his way to Supermax.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Retired military) – Reporter “Where’s Hillary?”

Bill “Oh she is just enjoying her bday cake”

(Paul Hooson) – So Monica tries to speak with her mouth full and Bill responds with, “I didn’t know you knew cockney!”.

Best Reuse of the Caption of Choice for the Trump Administration:

(David Robertson) – “Hillary couldn’t be here. She is too busy not being the President.”

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

October 31, 1517: The Birth of a Religious Revolution
Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™
  • Paul Hooson

    Thank you Sarah and everyone! I knew I had a “wiener” when I combined a few outlandish elements together in this offensive, but funny, little rude joke here. I could have blown it, but no, I had a “wiener” here!

  • Brett Buck

    Retired Military, dear God Almighty, you owe me a case of eyeball bleach! That one’s not going to go away so easy.

  • Retired military

    Thank you for most inappropriate. I love that award.

    • Brett Buck

      Nightmare Fuel.

    • Looks like that cake is suffering the same fate as Blintz Foster

  • yetanotherjohn

    I suspect even the left would split on that travel ban.

  • Thanks Sarah, I thought that the ‘banger’ caption was my best effort.

    The Davidoff one was probably too obscure, as you’d have to know that Davidoff’s in London was where Churchill got his cigars.

    Congrats to all. I liked Joe_Miller’s halloween costume caption

    • Joe_Miller

      Clearly you are a man of exceptional taste.

  • cathymv

    Wet Willies for everyone!!! Thanks for third! Thanks sarah.

    • yetanotherjohn

      ewwwww (I couldn’t resist)

  • Mary Gehman

    Thanks for 1st! I wish I could be a ‘winner’ this much in a some other areas of my life! There were some really great ones this week, so I’m kinda surprised I placed anywhere on the winner’s list! Oh well…gotta go and walk my dogs before they start riding my cankles…!!!

  • Thank you Sarah…

  • Rock ThisTown

    Thanks Sarah for 4th! Lots of great entries this week . . . my personal fav was ‘Raise your hand if you’re a Clinton who’s been elected POTUS’ LOL

  • Scorpion

    Thanks Sarah for #3. Late entry came as a result of watching stand up comedy over the weekend.

    • Paul Hooson

      Every time I tried stand up comedy in my life, people told me, “Please sit down”…

      • Do please sit down.

        • Paul Hooson

          Ah, brings back the old daze….

  • Hard to beat Retired Military for most inappropriate! (Although Hillary only wishes she was in that kind of shape!) Thanks for my share of 6th place!

  • EricSteel

    Thank you Sarah. It is always an honor to place anywhere in the list as there are always so many good entries.

  • Joe_Miller

    Thanks much, Sarah. I look forward to this every week, win or lose.