Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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Political Deplorables
  • yetanotherjohn

    I thought orange was the new black.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Black costumes matter.

  • fustian24

    Oh look! It’s what’s left of Donna Brazile’s integrity!

  • yetanotherjohn

    I think the kid on the right has his costume on backwards.

    • Mary Gehman

      Back asswards or bass ackwards?

      • yetanotherjohn

        yes

  • yetanotherjohn

    That’s my mummy over there Mr. Trump.

  • yetanotherjohn

    The White House had a house fire, but that was before we had the special relationship with the arsonists.

  • yetanotherjohn

    All I’m saying is all four costumes are form fitting, but only Melania looks good in hers.

  • Paul Hooson

    “I ain’t afraid of no ghosts!”.

    “Ok, then what about special prosecutors?”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “You look like you’ve just seen a ghost…or, Robert Mueller….”.

  • Paul Hooson

    Donald Trump talks with 62 year old Paul Hooson, who just finished working 23 hours doing freight in two retail stores….

  • yetanotherjohn

    Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones

  • yetanotherjohn

    Obviously from Pennsylvania, a reliable democratic voter who switched to Trump.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Make America Gaunt Again

  • Paul Hooson

    Mr. Bone Jangles?

  • Paul Hooson

    A fan of Karen Carpenter?

  • Paul Hooson

    Bone Ami?

  • Paul Hooson

    A fan of that British pop group, Boney M?

  • Paul Hooson

    What’s the difference between this guy and STAR TREK?

    This guy? Bones. STAR TREK? No Bones….

    • yetanotherjohn

      Damn it Paul, I’m a doctor not a caption writer.

  • Paul Hooson

    The worst part of being a skeleton? Trying to masturbate with no genitals….

    • fustian24

      What?

      You never had a “boner”?

  • Trump: “Hey Skeleton, Where’d your friend get the black butt plug costume.”
    Skeleton: “Over there, Schumer and Durbin are handing them out.”

    • Trump: “Well, at least Frederica Wilson will have a place to sit.”

    • Mary Gehman

      ew!

  • Paul Hooson

    Ladies and gentleman, Mr. Red Skeleton….

  • Paul Hooson

    Tales From The Creep?

  • Paul Hooson

    He’s creepy and he’s kooky, and altogether spooky….

  • Paul Hooson

    John Boner?

  • Paul Hooson

    “Hey, make no bones about it….”.

  • Mary Gehman

    “I like mine skinless and boneless…”

    • yetanotherjohn

      Chickenhawk

  • Paul Hooson

    “Weasels ate my flesh”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “My Rabbi needs glasses! He removed too much skin!”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “Look at that great Frankenstein’s Monster costume!”.

    “Oh, you mean John Kerry…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    It’s a hell of a thing when the skeletons from your closet want to come out…

  • “Death Takes a Holiday” Who knew it would be Halloween?

  • Mad Dog” Mattis showed up in the only costume he had that would not frighten the children.