Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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Political Deplorables
  • Brian Brandt

    Trump, Melania, and a skeleton walk into a bar.

    Melania: “I’ll have a vodka martini.”
    Trump: “I’ll have ginger ale.”
    Skeleton: “I’ll have a beer . . . and a mop.”

  • cathymv

    HIllary Clintons final solution for anyone who criticized her

  • Brian Brandt
    • Mary Gehman

      It’s Melania’s shadow…

      • Brian Brandt

        More like the Jersey Devil.

  • Brian Brandt

    Trump: “Hey honey, what’s for dinner?”
    Melonia: “Spare ribs.”

    • Mary Gehman

      …very spare, indeed…

  • Rock ThisTown

    See how inclusive Trump is . . . . a skeleton just won the Diversity Lottery.

  • cathymv

    President Trump: “Bones. What is it?”
    Bones: President Trump, the Clinton ship is sinking. CNN just interviewed Pocahontas and she confirmed Hillary rigged the primaries.

  • Rock ThisTown

    Wow . . . Bernie has really gone downhill since the election.

  • Mary Gehman

    “I’m NOT a skeleton…I’m a chiropractor’s dream…”

    • Rock ThisTown

      Someone needs an adjustment . . .

      • Mary Gehman

        My hubby is a chiropractor…so, I’ll be ‘well-adjusted’ later today…!!! 😉

        • Brian Brandt

          Ewww . . .

          • Mary Gehman

            What’s ‘ew’ about that???? He adjusts you all the time… 😉

          • yetanotherjohn

            The thought of your husband getting that look in his eye and trying to make me ‘well adjusted’ makes me go ‘ewww’ too.

          • Mary Gehman

            Well…don’t knock it till you’ve tried it… 😉

          • yetanotherjohn

            Mary, there are some things that I just will not do no matter how drunk you try and get me.

            By the way, I don’t know how to break this to you, but rumor is that your husband is making multiple men and women ‘well adjusted’ … for money.

          • Mary Gehman

            …just one of the many reasons why I love him…

          • Brian Brandt

            Yes, I go to the office and get an adjustment. That’s different from being ‘well-adjusted’ (wink-wink) later today.

          • Mary Gehman

            says YOU…

        • …if that’s what you call it.

          • yetanotherjohn

            She ruv him rong time?

  • Mary Gehman

    “de plane…de plane…”
    “That’s Air Force One, you idiot…”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Hear you go kid. This salt water taffy is made with real tears of liberals.

  • Mary Gehman

    “I’m bad to the bone…b-b-b-b-b-bad….bad to the bone…”
    (Apologies to George Thoroughgood…)

    • I was trying to think of something along Thoroughgood’s line, but nothing came to me.

  • Mary Gehman

    “So…that broom over there really does just belong to the cleaning crew…???”

  • Mary Gehman

    “I thought everyone in this room was spineless…except you, of course…”

  • Rock ThisTown

    “The Democrat voter registration table is this way. Oh, wait . . . you’re alive. Never mind.”

  • Mary Gehman

    “Is the costume next to Melania supposed to be a ‘glory hole’…???”

  • Mary Gehman

    “I’m just here with the rest of the skeleton crew…”

  • Mary Gehman

    “That’s Vlad The Impaler…NOT the Putin…”

  • Porkopolis

    Bones: “This party is really scary this year!!! That lady over there crashing the party is taking everyone’s candy and saying she’s the real President!”

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    • Scorpion

      Can I borrow your shoes? My heels collapsed on mine.

  • Olsoljer

    Those guys from Hollywood said my treat was in their pants.

  • “He’s dead Jim.”

  • Sheldon Cooper visits the White House dressed as a Black hole.

  • Joe_Miller

    “No, kid, I’m just handing out candy. That military judge over there is handing out dishonorable discharges and no jail time.”

  • Retired military

    Skeleton “Thanks Mister you are a ton better than Hillary. She said if I donated a million dollars to her foundation she would give me a piece of candy”

  • Retired military

    Trump “I saw you talking to Bernie Sanders. What did he say?”
    Kid “He asked me if I wanted to buy a piece of candy”

  • Mary Gehman

    “I can’t tell if those guys in sheets over yonder are ghosts or the KKK…”

  • Mary Gehman

    “You two are dead ringers for POTUS & FLOTUS…

  • Mary Gehman

    I’m not wearing a skeleton costume…I’m a patient with necrotizing fascitis…and Obamacare won’t cover a skin transplant…”

  • Mary Gehman

    “…come on, baby, don’t fear the reaper…baby, take my hand…”

  • Mary Gehman

    “Is that some candy in your pocket, or are you just happy you see me…???”

    • Mary Gehman

      “It’s both…”

      • yetanotherjohn

        Fun size

        • yetanotherjohn

          Want a lollipop little girl?

  • Joe_Miller

    “I do think at some point you’ve got enough skin.”
    -Barack Obama, probably, if it had been about skin

  • yetanotherjohn

    Somebody forgot to say ‘when’ on their diet.

  • Paul Hooson

    “Our dad is so cheap that we have to trick or treat the day after Halloween when the costumes are half price!”.

  • Paul Hooson

    A ghost has a housefire. The first thing he does is get Red Cross help to find a new place to haunt…

  • Paul Hooson

    “My cousin went as an x-ray image last year, but got the shit beat out of him for some unknown https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f9e5460f271acc6bfda896152224fdb4ab7eebd8e4ba565e845618becd8d2af4.jpg reason….”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “My cousin went as an old used tampon this year. He calls it “an old time menstrual show”…”.

    • Mary Gehman

      ew…

  • Paul Hooson

    How can you tell if ghosts are Russian? Well, they’ll promise you dirt on Hillary, and if they’re female, they’ll wet the bed for you…

  • Paul Hooson

    The heartbreak of psoriasis?

    • Mary Gehman

      the agony of de feet….

  • Paul Hooson

    Oh oh, looks like somebody sold their soul to the devil…

  • Paul Hooson

    “I’m going to sue my embalmer. You know a good Jewish lawyer?”.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Wow … maybe these senate confirmations are taking a little to long.

  • Mary Gehman

    “Don’t try to distract me, kid. I know you’re just here to grab Melania’s ass. I can see right through you…”

  • fustian24

    Karen? Karen Carpenter? Is that you?

    • Mary Gehman

      oh…that’s just… wrong…

      • yetanotherjohn

        If only Mama Cass had given Karen Carpenter that sandwich, how the musical world would be different.

  • yetanotherjohn

    What costume.

  • yetanotherjohn

    My dad is Tillerson.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Shut the door, taxpayers are paying for that air conditioning.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Mr. Spacey offered me a special treat for Halloween.

    • Mary Gehman

      ew…

  • yetanotherjohn

    Somebody has their skeleton costume on backwards.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Those disappointed in obamacare tall the president they are disappointed it hasn’t been repealled.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Me and my shadow
    Strolling down the avenue

  • yetanotherjohn

    All hallow’s eve … he’s all hollow … get it … never mind.