Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of November 3, 2017

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrated Halloween and ushers us into the first anniversary of Hillary’s Big Surprise! We have double winners per place again. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:


Here are the winning entries:

1) (Rick Adams) – C’mon, you know it’s a Democrat.

  1. It’s dead.
  2. It votes.
  3. Its right hand is picking Donald’s pocket.

(Retired military) – FOX NEWS Headline
Dead come back to life. Horrified to find out they are registered democrats.

2) (BluesHarper) – You know it’s getting bad when even dead people are pointing out CNN’s Fake News.

(Porkopolis) – Bones: “This party is really scary this year!!! That lady over there is taking everyone’s candy and saying she’s the real President!”

3) (Joe_Miller) – “No, kid, I’m just handing out candy. That military judge over there is handing out dishonorable discharges and no jail time.”

(Rock ThisTown) – See how inclusive Trump is . . . . a skeleton just won the Diversity Lottery.

4) (Mary Gehman) – “Would you like some candy from our ‘baskets of deplorables’…???”

(rodney dill) – “We’re only passing out Payday and $100,000 bars. Pelosi has zagnuts, and Hillary has Mounds. Bill Clinton has Bit-O-Honey and Butterfingers. Paul Ryan has Snickers. …and the Media? They’ve got Horehound Drops.”

5) (Olsoljer) – Those guys from Hollywood said my treat was in their pants.

(yetanotherjohn) – How did I die? I was thrown under a bus by the guy who lived here last year.

6) (cathymv) – Donna, I didn’t realize that Hillary already got to you.

(Scorpion) – Vince Foster returns and proceeds to point in Hillary’s direction for some reason.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Stephen_Macklin) – President Trump continued to reach out to Democrat voters today…

Honorable Mention(s):

(Brian Brandt) – Trump, Melania, and a skeleton walk into a bar.

Melania: “I’ll have a vodka martini.”
Trump: “I’ll have ginger ale.”
Skeleton: “I’ll have a beer . . . and a mop.”

(Mike) – Mad Dog” Mattis showed up in the only costume he had that would not frighten the children.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(fustian24) – McCain isn’t looking so well.

(Paul Hooson) – The worst part of being a skeleton? Trying to masturbate with no genitals….

Best Reuse of the Caption of Choice for the Trump Administration:

(David Robertson) – Kid: “See that witch over there? That’s Hillary Clinton. She is still not the President.”

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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  • Paul Hooson

    Ah, thank you Sarah and everyone! I’m pleased as punch to share the coveted inappropriate award with the very funny shock humor caption by the great Fustian here.

  • Retired military

    Thanks for the tie for first. A lot of great entries this week. My inappropriate didnt stand a chance. I want to give Paul’s a double thumbs up.

    • Paul Hooson

      Thank you. The more I look at my entry, the more outlandish the joke really is. It’s pretty disordered of me…

    • jim_m

      You made me really laugh out loud with that one.

      • Retired military

        Generally the truth will beat out made up stuff any day of the week.

  • Thanks Sarah.

  • Thanks! I appreciate the honorable mention, but again, honor had nuttin’ to do with it!

  • yetanotherjohn

    Thank you. Better captions ranked above me, better captions ranked below me, here I am just happy to be noticed again.

  • Scalia

    Well, Democrat wouldn’t be wearing a MAGA hat, but it was a good entry anyway.

  • Reader’s Choice! Thanks everyone.

  • cathymv

    Sharing 6th with scorpion.. yeah!!! I knew Rick had a winner!! Congrats!! Thanks sarah!! 🙂

  • Mary Gehman

    There were SO many great ones this week..it was a fun contest! Thanks for 4th! I appreciate being noticed among so many good entries. Oh well…I gotta go and clean some skeletons out of my own closets and refill my basket of deplorables…Have a great week and see y’all Friday morning. God Bless.

  • Scorpion

    Sharing 6th with Cathy…yeah!!!! Laughs were greatly needed this week.

  • Olsoljer

    Thanks Sarah. Still grinning over Mike’s “Mad Dog” contribution.

  • Rick Adams

    I’m a winner! Gonna throw a whole box of rice into the koi pond to celebrate!