Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of November 3, 2017
  • Mary Gehman

    Even the walking dead have smart phones these days…

  • Paul Hooson

    Who knew this many reporters would be interested in Louis CK taking his penis out?

  • Paul Hooson

    Obviously,not a grade school. Roy Moore would be looking for a girlfriend there.

  • Paul Hooson

    Growing up, Louis C.K. knew Norman Bates. He especially got a little tingle when young Norman’s nanny called him “Master Bates”…

  • Paul Hooson

    Surprisingly, Louis C.K. was just named “Best Of Show-Off” at Westminster….

  • Mary Gehman

    When the doors open at Bloomingdale’s, people notice…

  • Mary Gehman

    When one door closes, a window opens…and these idiots can throw themselves out of it…

  • Black Friday crowds waiting for the doors to open, were mooned by Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg in the Macy’s entryway.

  • Rick Adams

    Yes, yes, we already know what the Democratic party symbol is, thank you very much.

  • Mary Gehman

    “We present the 2017 version of the ‘phone booth’…”

  • fustian24

    Because rotary phones were so heavy, people rarely used them to take videos.

  • Mary Gehman

    “So far, I’ve only got photos of people taking photos. How about you???”

  • fustian24

    Hey I’ve got an idea!

    Let’s all clear out. Let one guy take some good photos, and then he can text them to the rest of us!

    Nuts to that!

  • yetanotherjohn

    Is the head dead yet?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Women go crazy for a sharp dressed man.

    • Paul Hooson

      Louis C.K, was hoping that women go crazy for an undressed man….But it didn’t work…

  • Q: What do you call Obama in a court room?

    A: A good start

  • cathymv

    The press is swooning again… Obama just showed up for Jury duty.

  • Wild_Willie

    Hillary’s supporters want to take a picture of a clue.

  • Scorpion

    The next slide is an overhead security view depicting the strategic groping technique used by journalists everywhere and perfected by David Copperfeel.

  • yetanotherjohn

    ooohh shiney

  • yetanotherjohn

    Rush hour at the “Elite Press (dirty) Laundry”

  • Rock ThisTown

    An apple reports for jury duty, get sexually assaulted by a banana. Russians hack into the apple’s server, discover the banana rigged the jury in favor of the coconut. Investigation ensues, banana found to have traded coconut cranium supply to Russia in exchange for donations to Banana Republic Foundation. Banana gets media pass and goes unprosecuted after wiping apple server clean with a cloth while dodging sniper fire.

    • yetanotherjohn

      Fruitcake

      • Rock ThisTown

        Well, yeah. That’s a given.

  • Par4Course

    A crowd of people with phones that are smarter than they are.

  • Paul Hooson

    The press is all there. Paul Hooson just saw his shadow. Six more weeks of housefire jokes….

  • Paul Hooson

    Louis C.K. has a housefire. The first thing he rescued was his shirt, not his pants…

  • Paul Hooson

    After Harvey Weinstein and some other Hollywood Jews were named in some recent sex scandals, Jews felt some relief when Louis C.K. was caught up in a sex scandal. “Thank God! He’s part Irish and Mexican, besides Jewish”…

  • Paul Hooson

    Cameras catch Judge Roy Moore shopping in the baby section for gifts to give his girlfriends…

  • Paul Hooson

    Apparently, Judge Roy Moore’s new magazine, “BARELY ILLEGAL” is having some legal problems…

  • Paul Hooson

    Somewhere out there is Judge Roy Moore, wondering to himself, “Has my girlfriend been born yet?”….

  • Paul Hooson

    When Judge Roy Moore beds a woman, they put their baby teeth under the pillow…

  • Paul Hooson

    Thanks to Judge Roy Moore, high school girls are never without a prom date….

  • Paul Hooson

    Most men dream of women in their bra, but Judge Roy Moore dreams of women in their training bra…

  • Paul Hooson

    What’s the first two things a girl puts in her vagina? Judge Roy Moore and later a tampon….And, in that order…

  • Paul Hooson

    A family hears a knock on the door. A little voice asks, “Can Lucy come out to play”.

    “Hey Lucy, it’s Judge Roy Moore….”.

  • Paul Hooson

    You know you’re really Judge Roy Moore when….The freshman class asks you to pose for a class yearbook photo…

  • Paul Hooson

    You know you’re really Judge Roy Moore when….You dress up like a cowboy for a campaign appearance, and your mom bought you the costume…

  • Paul Hooson

    You know you’re really Judge Roy Moore when … You’re grateful there’s only 10 Commandments, because you’re not capable of counting any higher…

  • Kenny Moore

    Squirrel!

  • yetanotherjohn

    Worst hokey pokey ever

  • Paul Hooson

    You know you’re really Judge Roy Moore when….A voter tells you there should be a special place in Hell, or the U.S. Senate, for a man like you…

  • Paul Hooson

    You know you’re really Judge Roy Moore when….You defend yourself on Sean Hannity by claiming that you didn’t get involved with any underaged girls unless you had their parent’s “permission”…

  • Paul Hooson

    I guess the question I’m still asking myself is what did Obama do to be excused as unfit for jury duty?

  • Paul Hooson

    You know you’re really Judge Roy Moore when….You dress like Woody from TOY STORY because the kids dig it…

  • Brian Brandt

    MSM amazed that Obama is too dumb to get out of jury duty.

  • Paul Hooson

    What’s the differences between Harvey Weinstein, Louis C.K., Kevin Spacey and Judge Roy Moore?

    Hands in her pants. Hands in his own pants. Hands in another guy’s pants. Hands in her diapers…

  • Paul Hooson

    “I’m ready for my selfie, Mr. C.K….”.

  • Paul Hooson

    Strangely, Judge Roy Moore could be both the judge and defendant in his own “CATCH A PREDATOR” episode…

  • Paul Hooson

    You know you’re really Judge Roy Moore when…You’re removed twice from the state supreme court and removed a few more times from her vagina by her parents…