Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Liberals Lying Again: 'The Star Spangled Banner' is NOT 'Racist' in ANY Way
Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of November 3, 2017
  • Retired military

    Press “Hillary? Where’s Hillary? Quick I need a selfie”

  • yetanotherjohn

    What a bunch of asses.

  • yetanotherjohn

    All right, who farted?

  • yetanotherjohn

    What are we pretending to care about today so we can bash the right?

  • sarahconnor2 #TermLimitsNow

    Pandemonium ensued when Hillary followed Donna into the ladies’ room.

  • yetanotherjohn

    and they wonder why Trump didn’t take any questions in China.

  • Retired military
    • sarahconnor2 #TermLimitsNow

      And out of the coffin came a “Better than yours, Bitch!”

  • sarahconnor2 #TermLimitsNow

    “Look, Obama is playing Candy Crush on an elevator!”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Feeding time at the zoo is more dignified.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Hey, if you are going to play pocket pool, play it in your own pocket.

  • Retired military

    Here at the Westiminster Dog show we have a special report on how people look like their pets.

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  • yetanotherjohn

    If we are going to drain the swamp, we are going to have to blow up some of the dams.

  • Retired military
  • Retired military

    Hillary was asked how she felt one year after losing the presidency.

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  • yetanotherjohn

    Raise you hand if you’re sure … and totally immune to reason, thought or history repeating itself?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Apparently it isn’t just politicians who press the flesh.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I hate to see diabetics trick or treating.

  • Retired military

    CNN Headline

    Huma still keeps Hillary motivated after election loss.

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    • Mary Gehman

      second ‘ew’ of the day…

      • yetanotherjohn

        I’ll join ew

      • Retired military

        My work is done for the day.

        • Mary Gehman

          Welcome to my crEW… 😉

        • Paul Hooson

          Doing the Lord’s work, eh?

  • yetanotherjohn

    They weren’t this eager to catch a picture of Obama with his pants down.

  • Retired military

    ABC “Various reactions on Joe Biden’s statement about wishing to be President”

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  • Retired military

    I dont know what is going on here but the press is NOT taking pictures of a President Hillary

  • yetanotherjohn

    Now we know why so many journalist just make up stories. It is just to much trouble to get to the front and hear what s really going on.

  • Retired military
  • Retired military
  • cathymv

    Move out of the way people!! I want to see Hillarys perp walk too!!

  • yetanotherjohn

    This is how the sausage is made.

  • cathymv

    Donna Brazilles secret service detail

  • cathymv

    Michelle is finally coming out…. as Michael

  • cathymv

    CNN chasing another fake story

  • yetanotherjohn

    The mainstream media is dying … I just wish they would die with more dignity.

  • yetanotherjohn

    and they say the hive mind is limited to insects.

  • Rock ThisTown

    What happened to Hope and . . . .wait, I have to Change my battery.

  • Mary Gehman

    Just a bunch of pathetic sheep, following the herd….

    • I wish they’d get the flock outta here.

  • Rock ThisTown

    Black Friday Sale. Prices dropping faster than Harvey Weinstein’s robe.

  • Rock ThisTown

    If we could only figure out why there’s no content diversity in the press . . .

  • Rock ThisTown

    Finally, we’ll get photographic proof of someone crossing the border . . . the other way.

  • Rock ThisTown

    Obama reports for jury duty. Shootings in Chicago go up 30%. Coincidence?

  • Rock ThisTown

    Amazing! Brazile’s book is walking backwards!

  • jim_m

    A crowd of astonished citizens presses against the glass to get a picture of a government worker actually doing their job. Such an occurrence rarely happens and is not expected to come again to the US for at least another century.

  • Brian Brandt
    • yetanotherjohn

      Obviously Trump wants to drown them.

  • Rock ThisTown

    Look! A liberal who hasn’t sexually harassed women!

    • Rick Adams

      I see what you did there.

  • Mary Gehman

    The herd is ripe for thinning…

  • Porkopolis

    Flurry Duty

  • yetanotherjohn

    Trouble is, sheep are very dim. Once they get an idea in their heads, there’s no shifting it.

  • Rick Adams

    “It is Obama! Obama! The Lightbringer! Praises be! If only I could but touch the hem of his robe…”

  • Rick Adams

    “The little Christmas lights under R, U, and N just lit up in succession… what does it mean?”

  • Hank_M

    Look!!! A new topic on Wizbang!

  • Hank_M

    Eventually they’d discover they were looking at a mirror.

  • fustian24

    Apparently the entire CNN news team takes a knee at the start of each broadcast.

  • Mary Gehman

    “Open, Sesame…”