Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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  • Paul Hooson

    “”Look Mr. Trump, I’m not a miracle worker. There’s only so much I can do to rig elections. Some people are beyond my help…”. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/965fd275b8de4c4f78dd004a0e011bf47035e6dcca3587056b0fa6f11e1119ef.jpg

  • Paul Hooson

    Biz Czar?

  • Paul Hooson

    “I helped that Southern sheriff running for election. Then I realized I had the wrong cracker. Sorry, my Vlad….”. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1c0ac717b6b4b201fc8099ec15796856b7969fd779cb0de94a8fd520fc08eaf5.jpg

  • Paul Hooson

    “How was your hotel room?”.

    “Not bad, but the sheets weren’t wet enough”.

    • Mary Gehman

      ew…

  • Paul Hooson

    Vlad thinks to himself, “You think you have the bigger dick. I have the bigger dick…”.

  • yetanotherjohn

    If only Liberace was alive to see this.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I got the blue shirt memo too, but every one else seems to have gotten a gold shield memo.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Step one in the wife swap with out the wives knowing it is pulled off perfectly.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Putin on the Trump.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Putin: My shirt was made with gulag slave labor for $0.40.

    Trump: My shirt was made by a robot for $0.39 … you missed it by that much.

  • yetanotherjohn

    $50 a barrel oil is great for the US economy and hurts Russia’s economy … a real win-win for fracking.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Don’t it make my red square blue.

  • yetanotherjohn

    My English is not so good … blue me.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Feel the burn

  • yetanotherjohn

    A divorced couple was going to their sons wedding. There was a little consternation when it turned out the first and second wife had bought the same dress to wear at the wedding. The first wife graciously offered to let the second wife wear the dress and she would find something else to wear. The bride took her aside and thanked her for not making a fuss. The first wife said “No problem my dear, I’ll just wear the dress to the rehearsal dinner.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    The Illuminati are getting a bit obvious.

  • yetanotherjohn

    They blue that photo op.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Sartorial Siamese Twins joined at the hand.

  • yetanotherjohn

    If Obama and Putin had shown up wearing the same shirt, the press would have sung paeans about the brilliance of the lightbringer ushering in a new era of world peace.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Donald Trump, damn glad to meet you.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Russian to get dressed can cause problems.

  • fustian24

    Looks like Trump’s found his new Attorney General!

  • yetanotherjohn

    Putin… you magnificent bastard, I read your book!

  • yetanotherjohn

    Does this shirt make me look gay? Because it certainly make you look gay.

  • Mary Gehman

    “In America, “Russian Dressing’ means something different…”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Putin: When you can snatch these pebbles from my hand, you will be leader of the free world … two out of three?

  • yetanotherjohn

    In their earlier careers, Vlad and Don worked as busboys at a Chinese restaurant.

  • yetanotherjohn

    You are getting sleepy … damn it works.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I like the original “Little boy blue” better.

  • yetanotherjohn

    You can tell by both her face and Putin’s that Putin isn’t wearing pants.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I didn’t know glow in the dark, full body condoms had buttons.

    • Mary Gehman

      I didn’t know they were blue…do they come in other colors???

      • yetanotherjohn

        Blue only. You’ve never heard of BlueBall condoms? Never did understand why they didn’t take off. You surely remember their slogan ‘If it’s not a blow job, it’s a Blue job’.

        • Mary Gehman

          Thank you for enlightening me….I think!

  • yetanotherjohn

    If nothing else, Trump is a great salesman. He sold Putin the shirt.

  • fustian24

    Anybody else notice that a lot of your evil world leaders seem to be very short?

  • Trump: “A megalomaniac, a Russian president, and a former KGB agent walk into a bar.
    Bartender says, ‘What’ll it be, Mr. Putin?’ “

  • Brian Brandt
  • Paul Hooson

    “You know, there’s over 10,000 fine tailor shops in Hong Kong who will custom tailor you a suit for just $100”.

    “Wow! Which tailor shop was this “Trump” shirt tailored from?”.

    “Oh. Pakistan. 30cents an hour labor…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “Your Louis C.K. He really knows how to make the genie appear. If you know what I mean….”.

  • Paul Hooson

    Putin? Never will be removed from office…

    Trump? Maybe will or maybe won’t be removed from office…

    Judge Roy Moore? Removed from the Alabama Supreme Court twice, but removed from a high school girl’s vagina many more times by her parents…

  • Rick Adams

    And for his next trick, Trump pulled Putin’s missing button from behind his ear…

  • Vagabond661

    CNN reports they have located a picture of collusion.

  • yetanotherjohn

    What we have here is a failure to coordinate

  • Scorpion

    The official communications director smiles as the translator devices that he hacked were only speaking Swahili.

  • ‘…OK, now I need your dossier on Moose and Squirrel.”

  • Paul Hooson

    “Your Al Franken? Very handy…”.

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