Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of November 24, 2017
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  • yetanotherjohn

    I think the kid in the light blue suit needs help with the dressing.

  • yetanotherjohn

    NEWS YOU CAN USE: Having An Orgasm Doesn’t Have To Be Hard. (Hat tip Glenn Reynolds)

  • yetanotherjohn

    Where will you be when diarrhea hits?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Trump pardons second to last remaining organism Hillary hasn’t blamed for her loss.

  • yetanotherjohn

    #drumlegsmatter

  • Joe_Miller

    Finalists for Time Magazine’s Whatever Of the Year pose for a photo.

  • Mary Gehman

    “…get the flock outta here…”

  • Mary Gehman

    “Pluck you…and the horse you rode in on…”

  • Paul Hooson

    “…So, Louis C.K. goes to a female doctor. She tells him that he, “Needs to stop masturbating”. He asks, “Why?”. “So I can examine you….”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “….A friend of mine in retailing tells me that thumbtack sales are brisk right now. Apparently, girls are finally getting around to replacing their David Cassidy posters….”.

  • Paul Hooson

    A turkey musician has a housefire. The first thing he rescues is his drumsticks…

  • Rick Adams

    Thanksgiving isn’t even over yet, and there Trump is over there already doing the ho ho ho thing.

  • Paul Hooson

    What’s a turkey’s favorite sex toy?

    A turkey baster…

    • Mary Gehman

      ew…

  • Joe_Miller

    I know what’s going on in this picture, and it will be followed by everyone stripping to their underwear to take a meeting with John Conyers.

  • Paul Hooson

    A turkey? Gobble, gobble…

    Harvey Weinstein? Fondle, fondle…

    Monica Lewinsky? Gobble, gobble…

  • Paul Hooson

    A Vietnamese family has a housefire over the holidays. The first thing they rescue is the Thanksgiving cat….

  • Ancient weapons and hokie religions are no match for a good baster at your side kid.

  • Paul Hooson

    A Butterball turkey, not to be confused with a “Snowball” turkey…

  • Paul Hooson

    You can tell that turkey is from Colorado where they legalized pot. He looks kind of basted…

  • Paul Hooson

    That turkey had a hard life….He was a bastered son…

  • Paul Hooson

    “Who here agrees that Paul Hooson’s housefire jokes are flocking awful?”.

  • Paul Hooson

    A Black family has a housefire over the holidays. The first thing they rescue is that TV set to watch all those shitty holiday specials…

  • Paul Hooson

    How does a regular family celebrate the holidays?

    With a Butterball turkey…

    Ok, how does a porn actor celebrate the holidays, then?

    With a “Snowball” turkey…

  • Paul Hooson

    A lot of people didn’t know that Native American Indians used to use beans as currency in the early days. So, for the first Thanksgiving, Indians were invited along with French settlers by the Pilgrims so they would bring beans and francs…

  • Paul Hooson

    What do you call it when your mom is angry and preparing a turkey by pulling it’s feathers off?

    A mean mother plucker…

  • Paul Hooson

    “This is the last year https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d4941291088d062ee163658d19795d0ec8ccfb09db11a64bc968bd3465f4277a.jpg I’m going to ask that 70’s porn star Johnnie Keyes to bring the stuffing!”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “I asked Judge Roy Moore to bring a turkey, but he brought a young chick instead…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “I asked Louis C.K. to cook the Thanksgiving dinner, but we caught him spanking the turkey, if you know what I mean…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    Paul Hooson’s jokes are kind of off baste this week…

  • Paul Hooson

    Paul Hooson’s jokes seem like a bad Thanksgiving dinner. Some are half-baked, while others seem like leftovers…

    • jim_m

      Your postings are like a bad Thanksgiving dinner: a banquet of the overdone and in bad taste.