Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of November 24, 2017
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  • yetanotherjohn

    The families other option to make ends meet was to sell one of the children for medical experiments.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Lets talk turkey.

    • Mary Gehman

      I already said that one, but, as you know, great minds think alike! The ‘blow job’ one must have diverted your attention to…other things… 😉

      • yetanotherjohn

        No, see you had quotes around yours. Mine didn’t have quotes. It is much funnier without the quotes.
        p.s. I’ve poured you a double.

        • Mary Gehman

          Thanks…I needed that…

          • yetanotherjohn

            Always happy to help … but a bargains a bargain.

          • Mary Gehman

            I may be easy, but I’m not cheap!!! 😉

          • yetanotherjohn

            At this point we aren’t arguing about what kind of women you are, just dickering over price.

          • Mary Gehman

            There will be no dickering here….

          • Mary Gehman

            …it’s more like ‘hag-gling’…. 😉

  • yetanotherjohn

    Trump was slightly disappointed because when he reviewed the agenda he thought he was going to get to meet Erdogan

  • guido81_MA

    And still, Lavar ButterBall gives no credit to the president for his son’s release.

    • Mary Gehman

      Gotta love Butter-Balls!!! 😉

      • yetanotherjohn

        melt in your mouth?

        • Mary Gehman

          …but not in your hands…???
          (ew)

  • Mary Gehman

    Looks like someone just stuffed the wrong turkey…

  • Brian Brandt

    The turkey went to live on a farm.

    Yeah, right.

  • Brian Brandt

    Trump: What’s for dinner, Honey?

    Melania: Thanks to you? Tofu and broccoli.

  • Brian Brandt

    In the worst political move since Caligula appointed his horse a consul, Trump makes turkey the Majority Leader of the Senate.

    • yetanotherjohn

      Could he really be worse?

      • Brian Brandt

        His waddle would be smaller.

    • jim_m

      Makes more sense when it opens its mouth and actually has a spine. Sounds like an improvement.

  • Retired military

    Trump “I see David Robertson has written another article about white privilege”

  • Brian Brandt

    eat mor chikin

    • Mary Gehman

      Good one!!!

  • Brian Brandt

    At least we don’t have to guess where the glory hole is.

    • Mary Gehman

      I was just thinkin’ about a similar caption…

      • Brian Brandt

        (Sewer) grate minds, Gehman.

        • Mary Gehman

          We are just a pair of gutter-snipes, aren’t we?!?!?!

    • fustian24

      Yes, it’s the side with the democrat stuck in it!

  • Brian Brandt

    This chicken was found at the water treatment plant in Flint, Michigan.

  • Brian Brandt

    Schumer reacted by having a Thanksgiving ham . . . and lost half his voters on the Upper East Side of Manhattan.

  • Brian Brandt

    Floral arrangement by Caitlyn Jenner.

  • Mary Gehman

    The surly bird gets to squirm…

  • Mary Gehman

    The squirelly bird gets a term…

  • Olsoljer

    Unlike many members of Congress, this turkey will be around for a few more years.

  • Brian Brandt

    Brain the size of a pea, unattractive waddle, ugly legs. Nancy Pelosi couldn’t find her way to the ceremony

  • Mary Gehman

    “…the eagle has landed…”

  • Brian Brandt

    Taking its que from the House and the Senate, the bird refuses to stick its neck out.

  • Mary Gehman

    “How do I get my hair to do this???…you guessed it…I use bird shit….”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Swamp monster

  • Mary Gehman

    “I feel (p)lucky….”

  • yetanotherjohn

    What we have here is a failure to eviscerate.

  • Mary Gehman

    In Entertainment News…Trump’s karaoke rendition of “I Want To Fly Like An Eagle” fell on deaf ears…

  • Mary Gehman

    “Don’t mind me…I’m just playin’ with my pecker…”

    • fustian24

      Someone unclear on the concept…

      • Mary Gehman

        are you sure…??? 😉

        • fustian24

          I can’t say I know for sure WHAT equipment you’re packing.

          • yetanotherjohn

            Maybe she borrowed someone else’s.

          • fustian24

            In that case I hope she got the required permission.

            In writing.

            With witnesses.

          • yetanotherjohn

            With a reiteration of consent every ten minutes or article of clothing removed, which ever occurs first

          • Mary Gehman

            My husband claims I have his…in a jar…in formaldehyde…on the mantle piece…but, I think he exaggerates….

          • yetanotherjohn

            Don’t worry. Just pop it in your mouth and suck all the filling out and it will be good as new.

          • Mary Gehman

            …I’ll take it under advisement…

          • Mary Gehman

            But, you can rest assured I’m packing something…

          • fustian24

            The only thing worse than a pussy grabber is a pecker yanker.

          • Mary Gehman

            They are equally deplorable in my basket…

  • Brian Brandt

    Ah, another day at the free range turkey farm! Plenty of corn to eat, fresh air! Oh look, they’re taking Tom into the big grey building. I wonder what goes on in there.

  • Mary Gehman

    A bird in the hand is not the same as two in the bush…just sayin’… 😉

    • Mary Gehman

      ew…

      • yetanotherjohn

        What’s your opinion of birds with and without bushes

        • Mary Gehman

          That’s for me to know and you to find out…

          • yetanotherjohn

            Personally, I’m not to thrilled about bushes with out birds.

          • Mary Gehman

            Me neither…

          • yetanotherjohn

            of course with these birds, the wind beneath there wings is kinda smelly.

  • Brian Brandt

    President Trump unveils the 7th Fleet’s new mascot.

  • Mary Gehman

    “That is NOT where the turkey- baster goes…”

  • Mary Gehman

    “…Does anyone else hear ‘Dueling Banjos’…???”

  • Rock ThisTown

    This photo has been rated by the Still Picture Association of American, Inc. as PG-Zero . . . for no visible pussy grabbing.

  • This is an improvement. This time last year, a turkey was inside the Oval Office.

  • Rock ThisTown

    Pelosi issued a statement, “We have to stuff the turkey to see what’s in it.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Looks like Trump is in the first stages of getting the turkey trots.

  • yetanotherjohn

    It was now the time to tell Tom he was adopted … and that the family hadn’t fed and sheltered him out of altruism.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Looks like Trump got a Thanksgiving turkey and a Christmas goose.

  • fustian24

    In case Trump doesn’t pardon the turkey, there’s a whole line of democrats waiting to “stuff the turkey”, if you catch my drift!

  • yetanotherjohn

    The Thanksgiving diner went well until someone broke a tooth on the Russian microphone.

  • yetanotherjohn

    The nice family started to get nervous the third time Trump started in with “Slowly I turned, step by step …”

  • fustian24

    He should have pardoned Justice League. It’s a MUCH bigger turkey!

  • yetanotherjohn

    Ben Franklin wanted the symbol of our country to be a turkey instead of an eagle … Ben was a strange man with a sick sense of humor.

  • yetanotherjohn

    This modern twist on the “Ugly duckling” didn’t have such a nice ending.

  • yetanotherjohn

    When the first turkey landed on the West Lawn, no one thought to much about it. But as the helicopter noises got louder and more birds started to plummet …

  • yetanotherjohn

    With two hundred captions, we get double servings.

    • Mary Gehman

      Yay!!!!

  • yetanotherjohn

    Personally, I’m grateful that Donald is president and not Hillary.

  • yetanotherjohn

    It doesn’t taste like chicken.

  • Fall centerpiece? $38.95
    Turkey to pardon? $59.50
    Goosing the president? Priceless!

  • yetanotherjohn

    My tax dollars are paying for someone to decorate that table … sigh.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Get in my belly