Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of November 24, 2017

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ certainly did a variety of turkeys proud. We have so many posts we have two helpings of winners per place! There were way too many excellent captions to honor, so go read the rest of the entries. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Rick Adams) – Oh, sure, he lets the WHITE turkey off the hook…

(yetanotherjohn) – The turkey blew the pardon when it took a knee during Trump’s speech.

2) (fustian24) – In case Trump doesn’t pardon the turkey, there’s a whole line of democrats waiting to “stuff the turkey”, if you catch my drift!

(David Robertson) – This is an improvement. This time last year, a turkey was inside the Oval Office.

3) (Par4Course) – Trump Dream: As the press looks on in stunned silence, DJT pulls out an ax and chops off the bird’s head, shouting “No Amnesty.”

(Olsoljer) – Unlike many members of Congress, this turkey will be around for a few more years.

4) (jim_m) – Tell Franken I already pardoned a turkey this year. He’ll have to wait until next Thanksgiving.

(guido81_MA) – And still, Lavar ButterBall gives no credit to the president for his son’s release.

5) (Paul Hooson) – A turkey musician has a housefire. The first thing he rescues is his drumsticks…

(cathymv) – Ohhhhhhh!! we have a bombed turkey – Damn! I just bombed Turkey!

6) (Rock ThisTown) – “On this day when we give thanks for all our blessings, I say to all you Democrats & RINOs, let’s bury the hatchet.”

(Mike) – Fall centerpiece? $38.95
Turkey to pardon? $59.50
Goosing the president? Priceless!

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(rodney dill) – As God is my witness, I thought Hillary should fry.

Honorable Mention(s):

(Joe_Miller) – Finalists for Time Magazine’s Whatever Of the Year pose for a photo.

(Wild_Willie) – “Dad just goosed the President again.”

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Brian Brandt) – At least we don’t have to guess where the glory hole is.

(Mary Gehman) – “Don’t mind me…I’m just playin’ with my pecker…”

Best Reuse of the Caption of Choice for the Trump Administration:

(Retired military) – I dont know what is going on here but I know the Turkey is happy Hillary isnt around because she cant issue presidential pardons.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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  • Paul Hooson

    Thank you so much Sarah and everyone. My turkey joke was indeed a stupid one, combining my “housefire joke” elements with a corny joke. But, it had kind of a cute and endearing quality about it that made it a success here. – Mary, Brian, Rodney, Cathy, Jim M, Retired Military, Rick, YetAnotherJohn and so many others made me laugh with their very good entries this week. Bravo to them all! They really stepped up to the challenge here!

  • Retired military

    Yes. Got best reuse again. Thanks all.

  • We’re number six! We’re number six!! Thanks, Sarah!

    • Rock ThisTown

      Ditto, Mike, & I’ll take it! Lots of great entries this week – thx & congratz to all!

  • yetanotherjohn

    GOLD. I took GOLD. Do you know how long it has been since I took GOLD? I am so not taking a knee while they present the GOLD medal to me.

    • Paul Hooson

      Congrats on your efforts being rewarded. Like me, you seem to slip into a zone where suddenly the jokes will easily flow, where the best jokes often will emerge. Real gems often emerge in this zone.

      • yetanotherjohn

        Ah shucks. I just shovel a ton of shit and sometimes I find a pony.

  • Thanks All!

  • Mary Gehman

    Thanks for Most Inappropriate 2 weeks in a row….and it’s an extra bonus to share the ‘slime-light’ with Brian! This one was really fun and there were many great captions with a lot of witty reparte’ back and forth! Congrats to all the winners and thanks for all the laughs! Hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving! God Bless and see y’all Friday morning!

    • Brian Brandt

      See you in the sewer.

      • Mary Gehman

        …along with the rest of our friends and family…

    • cathymv

      bwahahaha…. slimelight… I love it!!

  • Olsoljer

    Thank you! (It came to me in a vision, or maybe just wishful thinking).

  • cathymv

    sharing 5th with Paul “house on fire” hooson!!! what a honor!!! Thanks sarah…. I knew that rick and ya john had winners!!! And Mary is on a roll with inappropriate!!! love it!!

  • Paul Hooson

    Ok, here’s kind of a timely https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9fd995d8aa06bbd6d1d267633718bd99f3121a0273a943855f9d40d5f1208293.png bonus joke here. Fasten your seatbelts because this one is kind of rough here…

    Congrats to Prince Harry and his engagement to a popular American actress…

    …Well, Leslie Jones always jokes about being in love…