Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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  • Mary Gehman

    “All I’ve got is a wing and prayer…”

  • RadiCalMan

    Who is the biggest turkey in the picture? The bird or the Press?

  • RadiCalMan

    You may have been pardoned for Thanksgiving, but it doesn’t extend to Christmas!

  • guido81_MA

    This is a turkey….Turkey is near Russia…..so, logically, we can report that there was collusion between Trump and Russia that led to your quid pro quo pardon. This is CNN.

  • RadiCalMan

    Boy, this place is worse than the turkey coop!

  • Retired military

    Turkey “Hey what was Jim Nabor’s last words?”
    Sanders “I dont know, what?”
    Turkey “Surprise, surprise. sur….”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Are they still filming west wing?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Why are you taking pictures?
    I don’t know. The other guy started taking pictures, so I started takinh pictures and then everyone started taking pictures.

  • RadiCalMan

    I just want to let you know that referring to Matt Lauer, John Conyers and Al Franken as turkeys, is insulting and hurtful to us real turkeys!

  • yetanotherjohn

    Let them play with the bird for another 15 minutes, give them a juice box and send them back to the press pool with their water wings. That should keep them happy for another news cycle.

  • RadiCalMan

    Why yes, I did conspire with General Michael Flynn, how do you think I got this pardon in the first place!

  • yetanotherjohn

    Let me guess, this is the ‘anonymous’ source that keeps being quoted about Trump.

  • Mary Gehman

    “Where’s the rest of my gaggle when I need ’em…???”

  • Mary Gehman

    “I hope y’all ‘gaggle’ when you EAT ME…”

  • Scorpion

    The media just got word that Turkey may get kicked out of NATO. They’re still taking pictures while waiting for Sanders comments.

  • yetanotherjohn

    A new suspect emerged today in who killed Cock Robin.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Tom Turkey, you magnificent baster, I’ve read your cookbook.

  • yetanotherjohn

    This is not how you hunt Turkey.

  • yetanotherjohn

    The gang that couldn’t shoot straight.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Hey, irrelevant news is better thank fake news.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Just another uncle Tom in the big white house.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Who here wouldn’t want a bit of a nibble on breast like that? Of course you do, you bunch of pervs.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Does Hijab Barbie cook Turkey and dressing?

  • Paul Hooson

    Strangely, John Conyers asked the turkey if they would like to join his “Black caucus”, if you know what I mean…

  • Paul Hooson

    Meanwhile, THE TODAY SHOW is running another one of those “Where In The World Is Matt Lauer” things… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/51fb2dd3d8b34e9621d71e3e871d0122dc40a6df60b45c4448a0ac436db8b41b.jpg

  • Paul Hooson

    Well, Paul Hooson’s jokes are certainly plucking awful…

  • Paul Hooson

    The turkey just saw his shadow…Six more weeks of bad housefire jokes from Paul Hooson…

  • Paul Hooson

    A turkey and a goose share a house. They had a housefire. The goose didn’t make it out alive. The turkey laments that the goose was cooked…

  • Paul Hooson

    The turkey tunes in to THE TODAY SHOW to see “Where In The World Is Matt Lauer”. This morning he was hiding behind a curtain in some woman’s bedroom… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9a50142455e7322e79fa790e54f8f6216d5adc175f85b77f339a231175e32dca.jpg

  • Paul Hooson

    The turkey tunes in to THE TODAY SHOW to watch “Where In The World Is Matt Lauer”. Today, he was at some unemployment office…

  • Paul Hooson

    When the turkey was told that Jim Nabors died, his response was, “Golly!”.

  • Paul Hooson

    Paul Hooson’s jokes are halfbaked…

  • Paul Hooson

    The turkey read the transcript of the President of NBC and Matt Lauer. The NBC President asked Matt Lauer if he “Likes to harass?”. Matt Lauer points around and responds, “Like her ass? And, her ass, and her ass, and her ass…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “Michael Flynn, I presume?”.

  • Paul Hooson

    Paul Hooson’s jokes are all turkeys this week…

  • Paul Hooson

    Meanwhile, Mrs. turkey is home all alone with her turkey baster…

    • Mary Gehman

      and…another…ew…

  • Paul Hooson

    What do you call it when turkeys orgy?

    A butterball…

    • Mary Gehman

      ew…

  • RadiCalMan

    White Turkeys Matter! White Turkeys Matter! White Turkeys Matter!

  • Mary Gehman

    “…I wanna fly like an eagle…till I’m free….”

  • Rock ThisTown

    Roger Goodell holds a press conference, hoping to gain the support of the White House to improve NFL ratings, attendance & revenues.

  • stan25

    You can’t soar with the eagles if you work with a bunch of turkeys.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Did I miss ‘Take your turkey to work’ week again?

  • Paul Hooson

    Well, somebody in this White House, I won’t say who, thinks this is the ambassador from Turkey…

  • Paul Hooson

    Next up for his photo opt, Louis C.K….

  • Paul Hooson

    We know Judge Roy Moore didn’t bring this turkey, he brought a young chick instead…

  • fustian24

    Brian Ross reported that the White House considered murdering this eagle.

  • fustian24

    Please tell me that turkey isn’t claiming a democrat sexually harassed it?

    • yetanotherjohn

      All birds must be believed.

      • Rock ThisTown

        The turkey is an icon . . . oh, wait the icon is the harasser, never mind.

  • cathymv

    Media just realized, the turkeys butt hole looks just like HIllary!!

  • Paul Hooson

    …Next up, the Jewish holiday special with the virgin Murray…

  • Paul Hooson

    The turkey liked this photo shoot better than the last one he did for HUSTLER, where they asked him to show pink…