Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of December 1, 2017

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ featured leftovers from Thanksgiving. Lots of great captions-enough so that we have two winners per place. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Kenny Moore) – Harvard’s first bird of color, claims to be 1/32 raven.

(yetanotherjohn) – Disgusted with the press, Mattis came out and shot the bird.

2) (Rock ThisTown) – “I know what you’re thinking. Did the turkey lay 6 eggs or only 5, and to tell you the truth, amidst all this excitement, I lost track myself. So you’ve got to ask yourself one question, do you feel embryonic? Well, do ya punk?”

(cathymv) – After being pardoned, someone is headed into the whiteness protection program

3) (Retired military) – What happened : Trump pardons Turkey

NY TIMES Headline : Trump practices law without a license.

(fustian24) – Brian Ross reported that the White House considered murdering this eagle.

4) (Wild_Willie) – “Stuff this”.

(Mary Gehman) – Feather-Muckers..

5) (Brian Brandt) – White House press corps demands that Sarah Huckabee Sanders produce pictures of herself giving birth to this turkey.

(Paul Hooson) – Strangely, John Conyers asked the turkey if they would like to join his “Black caucus”, if you know what I mean…

6) (Scorpion) – Having heard seeing his shadow would mean that Trump will be re-elected, the media exits their clown car to block the sun.

(RadiCalMan) – You may have been pardoned for Thanksgiving, but it doesn’t extend to Christmas!

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Joe_Miller – Come on people. This is Washington. You act like you’ve never seen a turkey before.

Honorable Mention(s):

(Par4Course) – A Republican holdout on Tax Reform holds a press conference.

(OlSolJer) – ………………and then Matt Lauer locked the door to his office and showed me HIS pecker…

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(rodney dill) – Why did Trump pardon the turkey, but not Hillary?
Because there’s no chance ever, of Hillary being eaten.

Best Reuse of the Caption of Choice for the Trump Administration:

(Rick Adams) – You know who else is a turkey but also isn’t President? That’s right…

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

Round Nine
The Vicious Peril of Mob Justice